Instant Messaging

Edward: hey Bella

*silence*

Edward: Bella?

*silence silence*

Edward: Bella? Where are you? I’m scared.

Bella: Chill out Romeo. Your totally gonna give yourself a brain hemorrhage, yo.

Edward: ???

Bella: Don’t even go there home boy.

Alice: Ya my brother from another mother. Chill.

Edward: WTF???

Alice: Shall we commence with the singing Bella?

Bella: OF COURSE!!!

Bella: Snape

Alice: Snape

Snape: Severus Snape

Edward: What is Snape doing here? And why are they singing Potter Puppet Pals?

Emmett: Dumbledore!!

Bella: Snape

Alice: Snape

Snape: Severus Snape

Dumbledore: Hey you guys I want to sing!!

All Female Cullens, Emmett and Hogwarts people:SINGIN A SONG ALL DAY LONG AT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGWAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS!!!!

Ron: I found the source of the ticking. It's a pipe Bomb!

All People in Chat Room: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

Edward: Did you guys here any ticking?

Jasper: No actually I didn't...

Rosalie: Where's Bella?

Bella: I am right here Dumblydore!! He he

Edward: Bella I’m coming over to your house.

Bella; I'm not at my house Eddy!!! MOOHAHAHAHAH

Edward: Where are you then? Alice?

Alice: I don’t see anythin

Edward: If you are with those DOGS you are in so much trouble

Jake: She's not with me leech.

Emmett: How did you get in here?

Jake: the password to get into this Chat-room is VAMPIRE!! It wasn’t that difficult.

Edward: I thought the password was CullenismWillTakeOverTheWorld

Alice: No that was like three years ago

Edward: Really? Huh…

Jake: Alright leeches, I am here for a reason.

Jasper: Oh no duh!!

Embry: Interrupt him one more time and I will beat you with a squid fetus!!

Rosalie: Squid Fetus?

Edward: Squids don’t have fetuses.

Embry: DO I SOUND LIKE I CARE WHAT HAS FETUSES OR NOT?!?!

Edward: Jeez, touchy.

Jake: ANWAY… I would like to renegotiate the treaty.

Edward: Ready to give her up?

Bella: What are you too crazies talking about? We are supposed to be at synchronized swimming Edward.

Jake: SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Edward: Bella we don’t take synchronized swimming.

Bella: Oh ya…

Edward: Okay she has been acting strangely lately.

Bella: Thanks a ton Edward. I DON’T FEEL THE LOVE!!

Jake: I love you Bells.

Edward: Renegotiate the treaty. Then leave.

Jake: I changed my mind bloodsucker. I don’t want to.

Emmett: Does that mean we fight?

Bella: You guys. Let’s not fight. Let’s all be happy and don’t worry.

Edward: Since when do you like Bob Marley?

Alice: C’mon Bella. Let’s go to the rave.

Bella: YAY!!! (And who’s Bob Marley?)

Edward: A rave?

Alice: Yes we are meeting this really hunky guy there.

Jasper: What?!?

Alice: Uuuuuuuuuuuh… bye!!

~Alice has left the conversation~

~Bella has left the conversation~

~Jasper has left the conversation~

Edward: Who all is here anyway?

Emmett: Present!!

Rosalie: Ur a dork Emmett.

Emmett: A dork with mad freaking skills!!! *ninja moves*

Rosalie: I am so coming over there to beat you with a freaking wet noodle.

Edward: what’s with beating people?

Carlisle: Even I have to admit that its fun to do.

Edward: Whatever. Greek God out.

~Edward has left the conversation~

Esme: He is a little pompous isn’t he?

Rosalie: Just a little bit. But it’s hard to notice. :D

Emmett: I’m going to go hunting. Anyone like to join me?

Rosalie: Sure.

Carlisle: Yes thank you.

Esme: Yes let’s go.

~Esme has left the conversation~

~Rosalie has left the conversation~

~Emmett has left the conversation~

~Carlisle has left the conversation~

Jake: Embry?

Embry: Jake?

Jake: Are you ready to snoop through their sharing folders?

Embry: I was born ready.

Jake: That’s a lame line.

Embry: Just shut up and snoop!

Jake: OH MY GOD!!

Embry: What?

Jake: One of the Cullens has a major crush on some guy named Steven Strait.

Embry: Isn’t that the actor that looks insanely like you?

Jake: Yes!

Embry: Are you sure it isn’t you?

Jake: OMFG!!

Jake: THAT’S A PIC OF ME!!

Embry: HAHAHAH a leech is in love with you!!

Jake: dude this is so not funny!

~Rosalie signed in~

Rosalie: Jake?

Jake: Are you the one who has a crush on me?

Rosalie: CRAP!!

~Rosalie has left the conversation~

Embry: That’s one mystery solved! :D

Jake: Shut up and snoop.

Embry: Hey Jake, I found the pictures from Bella’s wedding.

Jake: Delete them all.

Embry: Dude I can’t. She looks freaking awesome.

Jake: Alright let me see them.

Embry: Here they are.

Jake: HOLY @#*?$

Embry: Whoa!

~Jake has left the conversation~

Embry: I’m all alone..

Embry: There’s no one here beside me…

Embry: My problems have all gone

Embry: There’s no one tooooo driiiiiiiiiiiiive meeeeeeeee!!

Embry: I’m done.

~Embry has left the conversation~