Have you ever wondered what happens in the Cullen Chatroom? IM BACK!!!
I OWN NOTHING!!!
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Bella: hey Eddy-kins.
Edward: Bella, honey, I think you may have a mental disorder.
Edward: since when do you call me eddy-kins?
Bella: I don’t know!! I just felt like it is that a freakin problem?!?
Edward: um...no?Bella: okay then.
Bella: sometimes Edward sometimes
Edward: jebus? where did that come from?
Bella: the Simpson’s?
Edward: Bella I think you need to tell me the truth about something...
Edward: Are you on any sort of illegal drug that I don't know about?
Edward: yes seriously
Bella: Duh you’re the one who compared yourself to a heroin addict and you’re asking me if I'M addicted to drugs?
Edward: Yes, I’m asking you, because Bella I have a confession to make...
Bella: Oh, my god you’re addicted to speed aren’t you?
Edward: no. Bella I have a mental condition...
Bella: NO WAY!!!
Bella: and all this time I thought I was the one with problems
Bella: what is it?
Edward: Separation Anxiety Disorder
Edward: I need you to tell me where you are.
Bella: that’s weird
Bella: but I have to confess to something too...
Edward: ok I’m ready, tell me
Bella: I am...
Edward: oh no Charlie’s going to kill me!
Bella: what no?
Bella: I’m not pregnant u IDIOT!!!
Bella: l’M AN INVADER FROM THE IRKEN SYSTEM!!
Bella: you heard me, foolish fleshling.
give me your moneys.
Edward: Fleshling? I’m a vampire Bella what I have isn't exactly "flesh"
Bella: Whatever, silly meat child. I will conquer earth and become successful so the tall ones will have to promote me.
Edward: Bella I need to find you a psychologist.
Bella: I do not need your foolish human reasons.
Bella: GIR GET HIM!
Bella: GIR WHERE ARE YOU?
Bella: Oh, wait.
Bella: He is at home. CRAP
Edward: I'm coming to find you, your scent has to still be around your house somewhere, which should give me a trail
~Edward signs off~
Bella: VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM
~Edward signs on~
Bella: What is this?
Bella: OH MY GIR
Bella: IT IS A BEE!
Bella: THAT IS NO ORDINARY BEE! THAT IS A HUMAN DEATH BEE!
DIE DEATH BEE
Edward: *slaps head*
Bella: Ow. Why did you do that?
Edward: Bella do you know who I am?
Bella: Ya your Edward duh?
Edward: I am Edward. I'm a vampire. I can't go in the sun for fear of sparkling in front of humans. That is why I cannot come to you.
Edward: So therefore, I am calling Jacob.
Edward: As much as it kills me
Bella: I GET TO SEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Bella: I GET TO SE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Bella: Thank you!
Edward: Ok no
Bella: Or not
Bella: You ruin all my fun
Bella: Well you do
Edward: "The first cut is the deepest..."
Bella: Don’t start singing on me Edward Cullen
Edward: She’s back! Bella has regained her mental capacity!
Edward: Honey? Can you drive here?
Bella: Um why wouldn’t I be able to?
Bella: Jeez, you’re acting weird
Bella: Oh, did I tell you?
Edward: Tell me what?
Bella: I was diagnosed with MTD.
Edward: MTD?Bella: Multiple Personality Disorder but I guess that would be MPD huh?
Edward: yes Bella that would be MPD
Edward: Didn't I tell you that already?
Bella: ummmmmmmmmm no I don’t think ya did. I told you that you had MPD.
Edward: oh...right....wait what????
Bella: remember when you first talked to me in biolody?
Edward: biolody isn't a word darling.
Edward: but yes, I think I’m recalling
Bella: Jeez don’t make fun of my spelling!
Bella: honey do u have Alzheimer’s
Edward: No, sadly. Some things I wish I could forget
Bella: like what?
Edward: Like what Emmett was thinking while with Rosalie last night. I am mentally scarred for life.
Bella: I did not need to know that
Edward: you asked
Bella: I'm coming over for dinner tonight is that okay?
Bella: you don’t eat
Bella: well you would eat me
Bella: but why no?
Edward: You can come to my house but you aren't coming hunting with us. I'll stay back and feed you
Bella: YAY!! I get to be FED!!
Bella: okay ill be there!!
Edward: k see you in...15 minutes?
Edward: its already 6
Bella: No, it should be like hour
Bella: I have to make Charlie’s dinner
Edward: Ok, see you then. I'm going to go hunting early
~Edward has signed out~
Bella: foolish fleshling
Bella: now I will be able to steal his moneys and his underwear while he's not here
~Jake has signed in~
Bella: okay nvm
Bella: keep filming
Bella: jakes here
Bella: hey Jake
Bella: ya hi
Jake: How are you?
Bella: I’m good Jake
Bella: how have you been?
Jake: Well I imprinted...
Bella: ON WHO???
Bella: tell me
Jake: Caitlin Carlson.
Bella: who is that?
Jake: She is the author of this story.
Bella: NO shit?
Jake: Ya I met her when I ran away. She was at the park playing football with her high school. IN Florida.
Bella: Florida huh?
Jake: are you mad?
Bella: but what’s she like?
Bella: I want to know if she's worthy.
Jake: Well she's tan...
Jake: And likes sports, is a DIRTY blonde, reads way too much, has a few mental disorders... you know how I like girls like that
Bella: Yes, I can only imagine
Jake: Oh, right... Your not like that at all.
Bella: Thanks for noticing.
Bella: but is she equipped to handle freaky werewolf moods?
Jake: If I didn't know her better I'd say she were a werewolf herself
Bella: oh really?
Bella: she smells funny , runs around half-naked all the time then and has no respect for other people’s personal space
Jake: I wish...
Jake: I mean um...
Bella: I bet you wish
Jake: Wish what? *begins whistling*
Bella: don’t play innocent Jacob black
Bella: you are the most spiteful and vindictive person on this earth and I HATE YOU!!!
Jake: vindictive? I'm only 17 bells what the heck does that mean?
Bella: it means EVIL
Bella: just don’t Jake
Bella: you’re just making this harder
Bella: I’m sorry I have to say this but....
Bella: I am in love with...
Bella: BILLY CORGAN!!
Bella: Yes, it’s true
Bella: and Jake
Bella: we are through
Jake: Yeh? Is that so?
Bella: and I’m keeping my baby
Bella: good-bye Jacob