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The Building Blocks of Life

Summary:
What happens if all the Cullens went to Kindergarten? What if Bella went too? This is a story of the Cullen's, Bella's and the werewolf's kindergarten adventures... August 6: Ooooooh! Readings have hit 2,222! AMAZING! (which, in case you were wondering is 1 review to every 34.7 readings. I think thats good... XD THANKS EVERYBODY!) Chapter 6:“You’re an ALICE!”“NO!” I gasped. “NOW THAT IS GOING TOO FAR!”


Notes:
Many thanks to chadley, who helped me make this story. Sorta, kinda. Even if she didn't, it was her idea. So...


8. Nocho Wars: Almost There....

Rating 5/5   Word Count 896   Review this Chapter

Emmett’s POV

Blue leaned back against the wall and grinned brightly. “All good?” She asked at last, checking.

“Yeah, yeah.” I snorted. “We’ve only said so like one… two… thirty times!” I sighed, using the largest number that I knew! Mommy always walked around the house one time crying “I’M OLD! I’M OLD!” But then Daddy told her that being in her thirty’s wasn’t old! I scoffed. He had no clue what he was talking about! Thirty was ancient!

“So?” Edward snapped. “This is important!” He paused for a moment and the frustration in his eyes was clouded over with worry and unsure hopefulness.

“Sorry.” He mumbled almost immediately. “I just… really need this to work.” He glanced up, his quiet eyes desperate.

“You understand right?” He whispered quietly, so that nobody else could overhear.

“Yeah.” I smiled warmly. “Understand little bro.”

“Aw. It’s so cute and mushy over here!” Blue cooed sarcastically. “But we’ve got stuff to do! Move it boys!”

“Berjeezers, Blue.” Hope sighed, rolling her eyes dramatically and grinning mischievously. “Let ‘em have a little ‘manly time!’”

Solemnly Blue nodded her head. “Okay.” She agreed, twisting her long hair out of her eyes. “We can leave men to have their manly time.”

Hope smirked. “YAY!” I cheered, booming wildly and bouncing to my feet!

“Manly time to manly men! Manly time to manly men!” I sang gaily. I giggled.

“Yep.” Blue deadpanned. “Manly men.” She paused for a moment, to let this sink in.

“Oh no you didn’t!” I stomped my food, scowled deeply. “You did NOT just challenge my manliness!” I roared.

Blue grinned wickedly. “Consider it challenged.” She cooed mockingly as pivoted on her foot.

“Besides,” She said over her shoulder as she was walking away, “Fairy princesses aren’t meant to be manly.”

My face burned. GAH! FIRE! I glanced, embarrassed, at Hope, previously known as Squizzlesnort Incaboomboom Asneezeagoop. She stood, torn and hopeless… HA! HOPELESS! I thought, giggling.

Edward glared at me. “You’re not very punny.” He muttered scornfully. I

scoffed, and glanced at Hope again, standing torn and… hesitant, I amended for Edward’s sake.

“I’ll remember that next time I’m trying to steal your Barbie doll.” Edward rolled his eyes.

“Thanks.” I sighed, relieved.

Edward’s eyes widened fractionally. “I was kidding…” He gasped, his face suddenly brightening impishly.

“You have a Barbie doll.” He taunted, mentally calculating how best to use against me.

“NO!” I cried desperately. “YOU…YOU LEAVE PRINCESS TINA MARIE ALONE! MR WUZZLE NEEDS HER! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!”

Slowly, Hope stepped up. “Ed…Edward, just leave him alone.” She eventually said firmly.

Blue turned to her, pleasantly surprised.

“Dude.” I grinned. “You just got dissed.”

Edward flashed me an irritated look and crinkled his nose. “Suck it up.”

I stuck my tongue out.

“Oh my Carlisle.” Blue growled in frustration.

Mirroring Blue expressing, Hope sighed. “Emmett. Grow UP!”

Blue whistled.

Pause.

As the shock registered on my face, her eyes widened and her hand flew up to her mouth.

“Oh…oh… oh no. Emmett! Oh jeez! I’m sorry I mean…” Edward nudged her, urging her on. “Oh man. Can we just…. Just maybe forget that?” She begged hopefully.

“…no.” I said slowly, and watched her face fall. “But,” I continued, “its because I know exactly what you mean. And that you care.” And walking forward I smushed Hope and Blue in a giant spine – cracking, choking bear hug.

Edwards POV

Glancing at the clock, I stood quietly and awkwardly for a minute. When I heard someone’s back crack – again – I decided to intrude on this ‘private’ moment.

“Um.” I coughed awkwardly, running a nervous hand through my messy penny-tinted hair. “Bella…” I sighed the name with the reverence it truly deserved. That was all I needed to say. Brushing themselves off, Hope, Blue and Emmett stepped back out of the tangled hug. “Jealous you weren’t in on the love?” Emmett chuckled softly. Well, for him anyway.

“Please.” Blue rolled her eyes teasingly, “It was like being smothered by a steamroller.” Emmett glared humorously, as I chuckled at the indisputable truth of the comment.

“Kidding.” She chortled.

“Kay. So.” Hope giggled, tugging at her shirt, “We have the cheese,” She gestured her hand toward the giant glutinous cooling cheese. “And we have the H.E.B.E.C.T.S’s.”

“What.” Emmett deadpanned.

“Its like, Hope, Edward, Blue and Emmett The Cheese Spies.”

“Cheese spies.” I groaned resting my forehead on my hand.

“Can I be before Edward?” Emmett begged, falling to his knees and crawling over to Hope. “Please! It’s my life’s dream! I BEG OF YOU!”

“Uh, sure I guess. It doesn’t really matter…” Hope shrugged awkwardly, and Emmett’s eyes lit up with simple joy.

“Can the codename maybe not be cheesy?” I suggested gently. Emmett staggered back, shock and disappointment fixed clearly on his face.

“The name is most definitely NOT CHEESY!” He boomed vigorously.

“Dude.” Blue grinned slightly, “It does have the word cheesy in it. But I still like it. It works for now, anyway.”

“We’re changing it. It is my plan.” I growled firmly. “Sorry.” Blue pasted a false regretful expression on her face.

“But you’re out voted.” She winked. “Better luck next time lover boy!”

Hope smiled gratefully. “So now we have a name!” Emmett poked her. “And a plan.”

“Which,” I injected rudely, “we still have to use.”

“Slow down man.” Blue comforted.

I growled, exceedingly annoyed. We were wasting time here.

I glanced at the clock and blenched at the lack of time left. “Guys we’ve gotta move!”

Emmett, Blue and Hope glanced easily at the clock and froze.

“Dang nammit.” Emmett murmured.

“Oh no, no, no.” Hope breathed.

“You’re kidding.” Blue groaned.