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Dress up with the Cullens

DressUpWithTheCullensBannerIris.jpg picture by lolabri The new amazing banner is by Iris! She is awesome! The Cullens are going wacky playing dressup!(Yes the boys are playing!) You've got to see what Bella and Edward are! Emmett goes crazy! By the way, have you ever seen edward stuck in the mall with his family, also dressed up in silly costumes? You will in this crazy aventure with the cullens! PLAY FORMAT Check out the sequel Disneyland With The Cullens!!!

ANNDDD here is dressup with the cullens! Enjoy!

4. Those Crazy Twi-hards!!

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(Emmett is being chased by Edward at human speed, so they won’t attract attention. Edward is super mad at Emmett because he called him a cute muffin. Hee Hee.)

EDWARD: I’m going to kill you Emmett!

EMMETT: You can’t get me!

(They are attracting a lot of attention from shoppers)

EDWARD: Wait! Emmett, STOP!

EMMETT: What? You giving up?

EDWARD: No! I heard a girl’s thoughts and she’s telling her friends about us.


EDWARD: They have a fan club for both of us.

( A few yards away, there are six girls about 16 looking at Edward and Emmett. Four of the girls are dressed up in “We Love Edward” T-shirts, and two of the girls are dressed up in “We Love Emmett” T-shirts. On the back of each of their T-shirts, it says “Vampires Rule”.)

EMMETT: It could be anyone.

EDWARD: It says “Vampires Rule” On the back of their T-shirts.

EMMETT: Holy crap.

(The girls have very excited looks on their faces. They all start walking towards Edward and Emmett.)

EDWARD: Just act normal.

ALL GIRLS: OH MY GOSH!! It’s Edward and Emmett!!

EDWARD: You’re Brianna, right?

BRIANNA: (To other girls) He must have heard my thoughts!

EMMETT: All right girls. Who are you?

BRIANNA: This is Cayli, Thea, Heather, Rachel, and Makenna.


RACHEL: I always knew they were real!

THEA: This is the greatest moment of my life!

HEATHER: I think I’m gonna faint!

MAKENNA: They are so cute! Especially Emmett!

RACHEL: Totally agree!

EMMETT: Hear that Edward? They think I’m hotter!

CAYLI + BRI: Emmett is not cuter! Edward is!

THEA: Yeah! Muffins are cuter than superheroes!

HEATHER: You are so right!

EMMETT: Okay…Anyways, have you seen the creator?

EDWARD: He means Stephenie Meyer.

MAKENNA: Oh yeah! She just went off to get lunch at Panda Express. Her book signing was totally awesome!

RACHEL: We each brought all 3 books!

BRIANNA: See, Look! (Digs through her green bag, which looks very heavy. She pulls out 3 very heavy looking books.) Stephenie signed them!

THEA: We were like, so psyched!

HEATHER: By the way, where is the rest of you’re family?

EDWARD: Well, we sort of got separated from them.


EMMETT: So we kind of have to go find them, like, right now.

BRIANNA: Wait! You can’t go! BITE ME!!

ALL GIRLS: DON”T LEAVE!! (Emmett and Edward soon realize that there is no escape from these faithful Twi-hards. But suddenly, Edward gets a brilliant, But risky idea.)

EDWARD: Here it goes! (Edward plants a surprise kiss on the very shocked and lucky girl, Brianna. Their hair looks so alike!)

Emmett: WHOA!

(All the girls gasp. After about 10 seconds, Edward breaks the kiss.)

BRIANNA: (Barely audible) Oh gosh. (Her knees shake, and she sinks to the ground. She is out cold. All the girls immediately tend to her.)


ALLGIRLS: NOOOOO!! (Some of the girls start to cry)

(Edward and Emmett have escaped the crazy Twi-hards. Edward is now calling Jasper. He finally realized they were all carrying cell phones.)