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Dress up with the Cullens

Summary:
DressUpWithTheCullensBannerIris.jpg picture by lolabri The new amazing banner is by Iris! She is awesome! The Cullens are going wacky playing dressup!(Yes the boys are playing!) You've got to see what Bella and Edward are! Emmett goes crazy! By the way, have you ever seen edward stuck in the mall with his family, also dressed up in silly costumes? You will in this crazy aventure with the cullens! PLAY FORMAT Check out the sequel Disneyland With The Cullens!!!


Notes:
ANNDDD here is dressup with the cullens! Enjoy!


7. Anger Management

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(The Cullens are running for their lives from the crazy Twi-hards! Too bad they have to run at human speed. Poor them!)

EDWARD: Hurry up guys!

BELLA: Ugh! This is so power-straining! I wish I was a vampire!

EMMETT: No time for that Bella!

BRIANNA: (From behind) we will get you!

(The Twi-hards are just a few yards behind the Cullens)

ROSALIE: These heels are so killing me! I hate them!

ALICE: (Gasps) What?! They are so cute though!

EDWARD: Shut up Alice!

ALICE: How can you say that!

EDWARD: Hm. Let me have a moment to pretend to care.

ALICE: UGH!!

EDWARD: HA! Moment’s over! (The Cullens have reached the mall’s exit doors! They quickly run out the doors.)

EDWARD: Here Bella! (He grabs Bella and holds her wedding style) You are way to slow.

BELLA: Thanks for reminding me. (The Cullens hide behind a smelly, old, unsuspecting, dumpster. EW! GERMS!)

ALICE: This is just great.

EMMETT: At least we lost those crazy Twi-hards. Brianna really wants you Edward.

EDWARD: I prefer brunettes, not redheads.

BELLA: Thanks Edward!

EDWARD: It’s true.

(Emmett, Jasper, and Edward start whispering to each other.)

EMMETT: We will be back in a minute. (They take of to who-knows –where.)

ALICE: So…let’s talk about clothes!

ROSE + BELLA: Alright!

( Several minutes pass. The boys finally come back. They are dressed up in biker outfits. OhMyGosh…)

GIRLS: OHMYGOSH!!! What did you guys do?!

EMMETT: Well, we sort of had to corner these biker dudes…and stole their clothes.

GIRLS: WHAT?!?!

EDWARD: We didn’t want to be in our costumes anymore!

JASPER: Now we are even!

ROSALIE: They do look…tough.

ALICE: And pretty hot.

BELLA: Pretty cute too. Well, just my Eddikins.

EMMETT+JAZ: Hey!

BELLA: Are you my boyfriend? I didn’t think so!

JASPER: Gosh, Ed. Your girlfriend has anger issues.

EDWARD: DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT BELLA THAT WAY!! (Puts his hands on his hips)

EMMETT: Settle down Edward.

(The boys have been fighting so much that they have failed to notice that the girls snuck away. They are back…with a car! It’s a mini-van!!)

ROSALIE: (rolls car passenger window down) Edward, are you gay? Only girls do the hips thing.

EDWARD: I’m not gay!

BELLA: (Gasps) Edward!

EDWARD: It’s not true! Don’t listen to her!

BELLA: JUST GET IN THE ****ING CAR!!

(Everyone gasps)

BELLA: What? I have anger issues!

EDWARD: But you just…

ROSALIE: Shut up!

EMMETT: Ohhh! You just dropped the S-bomb!

ROSALIE: (Gives Emmett the death glare) don’t mess with me!

(The boys scramble inside the car. Apparently they don’t want to die.)

ALICE: Where to?

EDWARD: Home!!

ALICE: Alright! (She starts the car and starts driving. She is driving quite fast.)(A few minutes into the drive…)

BELLA: Alice, slow down! ALICE: Why?!

BELLA: There is a cop car right behind us!

ALICE: CRAP! Why didn’t I see that coming!

JASPER: that would have been convenient!

( Alice stops the car.)

EDWARD: This day just keeps getting worse.

EMMETT: And weirder.

(A policeman comes up to the Alice ’s window. He is bald and a little tubby.)

POLICEMAN: Do you know how fast you were going?!

ALICE: Umm…

POLICEMAN: About as fast as a mini-van can go! And that is way past the speed limit! (He starts writing them a ticket)

EMMETT: Aw, man.

POLICEMAN: Stupid teenagers… (Bella suddenly can’t seem to contain the truth. She’s gonna blow!)

BELLA: THIS ISN’T OUR CAR WE STOLE IT!!! (She claps her hands over her mouth in surprise.)

EDWARD: BELLA!

BELLA: Sorry!

POLICEMAN: No wonder you were going so fast! You do know that grand theft auto is illegal?

POLICEMAN: I’m gonna send some cops down here to get you to the police station. (He walks away and starts talking on his walkie-talkie.)

BELLA: NOO!!! I’M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL! (Starts crying but Edward starts to comfort her.)

ALICE: I hate myself.

* * * * * *

(The Cullen family is at a local police station. They are in a cell.)

EDWARD: Why did we steal a car!

ALICE: It was an emergency! I didn’t feel like running. Besides, Bella could never make it if she road on your back. She would have probably puked all over you.

EMMETT: We are doomed!

EDWARD: Wait a second! I’ll call Carlisle and Esme!

(A policeman over hears them. He comes over to their cell.)

POLICEMAN: You can call someone if you need to. Come over here.

(He unlocks the cell for Edward and lets him out.)

* * * * * *

(Edward has just finished his call with Carlisle . He has a smile on his face!)

EDWARD: They’re coming.