Bella finds a kitten and wants to keep it!
Written in play format.
1. Muffin for a Muffin
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(Bella and Edward are walking through the snow, a newly wedded couple)
Bella: I love you Edward. I'm so happy were finally married. Alice seemed overly happy, too!
Edward: (dully) Yeah...
Bella: Oh, your just upset that your going to have to change me soon.
(A small meowing noise is heard. Bella turns her head to look and walks over to a tiny kitten.)
Bella: Oh, how cute! Can I keep it Edward? Please!
Bella: Pretty please?
Bella: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Edward: Fine... but you owe me a muffin.
Bella: Yay! Thank you, thank you, thank you! This is the best wedding gift ever!
Edward: I want my muffin now.
Bella: That's it! I'll call you muffin.
Edward: Now... about my muffin...
Bella: Oh, your just the sweetest thing!
Edward: Hello?! Can I please have my muffin?!
Bella: We're gonna have the best time together!
Edward: I want my muffin!
Bella: I'll get you a bunch of toys...
Edward: Isabella Marie Swan! I want that muffin you owe me!
Bella: Fine! Jeeze you don't have to yell. Here, (hands him five dollars) go buy your own muffin!
Edward: Yay, muffins!
Bella: ...and I'll buy you little booties and a little shirt...