Edward and Bella go to the Zoo
We all know that a zoo is not the best place for a vegitarian vampire... Bella and Edward get tricked into going to the Zoo...what problems will occur? Teen for language! but not that bad basic comedic fluff banner by eternitys_charm! enjoy
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"Is that Ben and Angela?" asked Bella, looking at the couple huddled together in the booth behind them.
"Yes it is. Do you want to go say hello?" responded Edward, eager to do anything to make Bella happy.
Alice burst out laughing again.
"ALICE! Would you stop it!" Emmett said with pure frustration "You are just so annoying! Please, please, please tell me!!!" he added beginning to beg a little too loud for the restaurant's taste. Most of the guests were now peering disapprovingly at the odd sight.
There was no need to go see Angela and Ben’s table now.
"Bella?" asked Angela approaching the table with a small hint of intimidation.
"Hey Ang, Ben. How are you?" said Bella, getting up and hugging each of them.
"We're good! And yourself?" replied Ben, a little wary of being so close to the whole Cullen crew.
"I'm great!" Bella responded," You know Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, and Edward from school, and I'm sure you have met Esme and Carlisle," added Bella, obviously oblivious to the fact at how frightening the Cullen's were to Ben and Angela.
"Hi there, it's very nice to meet you," said Carlisle getting up to introduce himself. "This is my wife, Esme."
"We have heard much about you,” said Esme sweetly, gently shaking their hands.
"Hi Angela, Ben! It's great," Alice paused and let out a snort, "to see you," Alice finished her sentence, and then burst into laughter again.
Ben and Angela slowly took a step back, Rosalie kicked Alice under the table, and Edward glared at her, still unable to decipher what she was thinking about that could make her laugh so hard.
"Uh, well it was nice, um, seeing you guys again!" said Angela with a nervous little chuckle. They waved and swiftly turned and walked back to their table.
"Ok, well bye guys! I'll talk to you later!" replied Bella as she waved after them. Alice was now banging her head on the table, still laughing.
"God Alice you are so frustrating! I was in a good mood this morning 'till all of this! Why do you have to be so damn secretive?" retorted Emmett to a still giggling Alice. "Why are we even at a restaurant? We don't even EAT FOOD!"
"Emmett, calm down! You're embarrassing me," said Rosalie, glaring at her noisy husband.
"Yes Emmett please keep it down. We don't need to draw anymore attention to ourselves." said Carlisle trying to be reasonable with Emmett. "We are at this restaurant so that we appear to be a more normal family. This is what families do right? Go out for dinner together."
"Well what are we going to do when the food comes, huh? Maybe we should shove it up Alice's--" started Emmett.
"We will find something to do with it, Emmett, don't worry," Esme said cutting off Emmett.
"Fine," replied Emmett, grumbling and sitting back in the booth with his arms crossed.
"So, how are the wedding plans coming along?" asked Esme pleasantly trying to get a conversation going.
"Oh well its going great! So far we have the dresses, but half of the bridesmaid's dresses have to be refitted because the tailor messed it up." Alice began. "WE have the flowers ordered, and a colour scheme picked out, gray's and light blues, a little dull for my tastes, but it's not my wedding. We still have to choose a venue; however I am taking Bella and Edward next weekend to some lovely places I found…" Alice drowned on for at least another half hour 'till the food came.
As food goes: each vampire chose a dish that they each thought would enjoy as a human. Carlisle ordered a Insalata ai Frutti di Mare, fresh scallops with baby spinach; Esme ordered the Pappa al Pomodoro, a Tuscan soup; Jasper ordered the Ravioli Verde, which was ravioli with different cheeses; Alice ordered the Tagliolini Sepia, a spicy fettuccini with shellfish; Edward had the Filetto di Medaglione ai Porcini, which was 2 grilled filets with portabella mushrooms; Rosalie ordered the Insalata di Finocchio, a fresh lemon salad; and Emmett had the steak, steak.
None of which they would enjoy eating.
Bella had the Margarita pizza and offered to try all of their food to see if it was actually good.
Some of the vampires tried their food. Just to end up spitting it up into their napkins. Carlisle, who had gone out with coworkers and had to eat the food, managed to hold some of it down. Edward ate the most, and then excused himself to the bathroom.
By the end, only Bella's plate was empty.