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The rabid mutant hamster

Well this is co-written by me and charmingal one very boring science lesson. If you haven't read her story Dream On read it. It dosn't directly link but otherwise you'll get confused. What would happen if two of our favourite vampires and their (slightly scary) girlfriends meet a rabid mutant hamster? and why are they in hawaii?


1. Chapter 1

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It was an apparently normal day in the Cullens mansion in Forks. Everyone besides Carlisle and Jasper were out doing god knows what.

Jasper was just sitting in the living room when his trousers began to vibrate. He took his phone out and saw it was his girlfriend Robyn.

"hello sweetie" he said

" hey snugglebunny listen I can't talk for long but can i ask a big favour?" said a mad sounding voice

" of corse cherrylips anthing for you" he replied a warm love growing deep inside

"good. Well this is going to sound strange but Tash and I...well we kind of had a rabid mutant hamster and well we lost it" she sounded worried now

"ok I don't even want to know how you got one of those but I'll help. Where are you?"

"Hawaii" Robyn relpied

"Well I'll get there as soon as I can" Jasper sighed

"Great!!!" she squealed down the line" by the way can you put Carlisle on Tash wants to talk"

"Yeh sure. I'll see you later pumpkin. I love you" he said walking to Carlisles study

" I love you to squidgycheeks see you soon" was all he heard before he heard the familiar struggle as Tasha wresled the phone from his beloved girlfriend.

He handed the phone to Carlisle knowing that as soon as he said hello there would be a deafening hyper voice.

Sure enough as soon as Carlisle said hello there was a gibbering at the other end.

"hey darling how are you? we're all fine apart from the whole rabid mutant hamster thing but it was Robyns fault for not reminding me to remember to shut the cage. Anyway you'll be here soon I miss you so much!"

Jasper regularly wondered if Tasha was actually a vampire as she often didn't feel the need to take a breath and she was certainly scary enough.

"erm yeh" Carlisles face was as it usually was when talking to Tasha over the phone. He was looking at the phone as if it would explode any miute.

"Anyway we have to go so I'll see you soon for your hope catching the hamster! Love you!!!" she yelled

"yeh I love you to" Carlisle said before hurriedly hanging up.

From the look on his face as he turned around he had guessed what Tasha was on about and he didn't look particularly happy about driving all the way to Hawaii. Even though they could get there in a matter of seconds there was still the slight problem of then getting back the two human girls. Sometimes he wondered why Carlisle wouldn't let him change them. For some reason he wanted them to wait until they were married so that they don't change them and then break up a month later. As if that would happen.

"Don't worry I'll drive" Jasper said trying to be helpfull

From the look that stayed on his face driving was the least of his problems.

After leaving a note explaining to everyone where they would be and packing enough clothes to alst for a few days it suddenly dawned on them. What do you need to catch a rabid mutant hamster? Or is there any particular clothes?