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Pranks, Gossip, Everything Really

The Cullen’s and Bella decide to play a series of games – 10 fingers, truth or dare, all sorts. Why does Jasper have a donkey? Is Edward wearing a map? Why is Alice wearing clothes from Asda that don’t match? Why is Emmet in big trouble with Rosalie? And, is Rose making out with that guy? Read to find out way more funny things! PS: BELLA IS A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PPS: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Stephanie Meyer, and I don't know her.

1. Surprise After Surprise

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“Bella?” came the angelic voice from the door of our room in Alaska. We were living with the Cullen’s, but far away from Tanya and her coven because she seemed to be trying to murder me last time I went there, much to Edward’s anger. They didn’t know where we lived anyway.

“Yes Edward?”

“They’ve decided to have a game night.” He said, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

“I could just use one of my powers, you know, to make them forget-“

“Bella Marie Mason-Cullen! How dare you even think of that! YOU WILL NOT MAKE US FORGET WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A GAME NIGHT!” Alice screamed at me.

I had forgotten to keep my shields up; she’d seen that vision. Basically, I had the power of minds. I could read them, control them, make them forget memories and block other’s powers. Definitely handy.

“Okay, I won’t.” I said, lowering my shields again, so she could see I was being truthful.

“BELLA! EDWARD! YOU’RE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVEN’T COME DOWN!” Emmet screamed, even though he was in our room now. He picked us up, though Edward and me struggled, but no one could get free of his strong grip, and carried us down to the living room.

My Adonis and me sat down at one of the loveseats and I relaxed as he put his arms around me.

“So, 10 fingers first?” Alice asked.

“YES!” Emmet squealed, jumping up and down, clapping his hands, like a girl. Rosalie smacked him on the arm.

“What, I’m excited.”

“He’s such a child.” Rosalie sighed.

“It’s why you love me.” Emmet told her, wrapping her in his arms, and kissing her. Before something happened, that I really didn’t want to see:

“So, the game.” I said quickly.

“Does everyone know the rules of 10 fingers?” Emmet asked. “Well, if you don’t, this is how you play. Everyone starts off, with all their fingers out. Okay, say I was it. I say something I’ve never done, and then if any of you have, you put down a finger. Everyone takes turns at being it. When all your fingers are gone, you’re out. The person who’s remaining at the end wins. What do you want their prize to be?”

Alice looked into the future, “Deciding the next game, thanks for the suggestion Edward.”

“I didn’t-“

“You did, in the future-”

“I’m going first!” Emmet said. He thought for a while.

“Come on, there must be something you haven’t done!” Jasper said.

“Okay, I have never left one of our houses before super-gluing everything like the doors or cupboards together.”

Jasper and Edward glared at Emmet. Me and the other girls laughed. “Do you realise that me and Jasper are ALWAYS the ones who have to fix that, and it was YOU?!” they shouted at the exact same time.

“Children, mind the noise,” Esme said, popping her head through the door. She was about to pop out again, when Alice said, “He’s the one who always super-glued everything together!”

“What?” Esme growled. She grabbed a broom and started to chase Emmet around the room. It was really funny, watching Esme who was half the size of Emmet, chasing him with a broom, and Emmet with a terrified looking expression on his face. All of us were laughing so hard we were falling off the floor.

“Esme!” Carlisle called.

“I’ll speak with you later.” Esme hissed at Emmet as she walked out the door.

“So, 9 fingers left everyone?” Emmet asked triumphantly.

“My turn.” Edward said, grinning evilly, looking at Emmet, before letting out an evil laugh.

Alice glared at Emmet. “Go Edward.”

“I have never, and do not now,” he said, continuing to look at Emmet, “ have-“

“Please! Don’t! I beg you!” Emmet said, down on his hands and knees.


OH NO! Why? Lord, why? I’ve been good . . . sort of . . .

Rose is going to kill me. Alice is glaring. Bella’s reading her mind. Now she’s glaring. Uh oh. I’m so busted! Edward is still looking at me with that evil expression.


He he. This is funny. “As I was saying, I have never, and do not now have any porn magazines with scribbles on them, giving them marks out of ten, and comparing them with Rose, Alice and,” growl, “Bella.”


Oh crap. I was hoping he wouldn’t mention the mark part. I think she’ll kill me. She looks like she’d kill someone. So does Alice. And Bella. “Rose, I love you-“

“Not going to work.” She hissed.


“You’re sick.” She answered.


“Shut up.” She said, in a low menacing voice. Geese, who knew someone like Bella could be scary.

“Girls, lets go get them.” Rose said.


None of the girls were happy at Emmet, but we decided to just continue our game night, as it was before. It was Jasper’s turn now, and he seemed to be thinking hard. “Okay . . . I have never broken in to the Gossip Girl set.”

All the girls squealed. “EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!!!! WE HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE WE CAN GET THEIR AUTOGRAPHS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!” came from the girls.

“You broke in to get their autographs?” I asked.

“Well, DUH!”

So far, the girls had 8, me and Jasper 9, and Emmet 7. Doing maths, I realised, “Emmet, you broke into Gossip Girl. When?” I laughed.

“It’s a great show,” he said in his defence.”

“Can I go again?” Emmet asked.

“Fine.” I sighed.

“Okay,” he said with an evil expression on his face, looking at the girls. They were whispering to each other.

“You wouldn’t.” they all gasped.

“Watch. I have never kissed the entire male cast of Gossip Girl so I could get their autograph.” I looked, and wasn’t surprised to see Rose with a guilty expression. Alice had one, but I suppose Alice is Alice. I WAS surprised when I saw Bella, looking VERY guilty.