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The cullens who won't do anything

Summary:
hey more veggie tale goodness this time were pirates who don't do anyhting! hmmmmmm I wonder who will make up the pirates who don't do any thing P.S. I do not own twilight or veggie tales for that matter so yeah don't sue


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1. Chapter 1

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Narrator: "Joining Emmett are Edward and Jasper, who together make up
the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"

Emmett, Edward, Jasper: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just
stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just
tell you ..."

Emmett: "We don't do anything!"

Edward: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and
I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been
to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in
the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
.."

Jasper: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never
sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a
parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
.. We don't do anything!"

Emmett: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at
ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and
I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Edward: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed
potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Jasper: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y
things!"

Emmett: "Oh ..."

Edward: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Jasper: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Edward: "Huh? No I don't!"

Jasper: "Do too."

Edward: "Do not!"

Jasper: "You're making me hungry."

Edward: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Jasper: "Says who?"

Edward: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Jasper: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Emmett: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a
stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Edward: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall