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Dream On spin off-my style!

If you haven't read Charmingal's Dream On, (which you should ;D ) this won't make much sence, so go check out her brilliant readings too, ok? Basically, we've (we meaning me and a few other idiots/clever peoples alike) moved to the not-so-sunny town of Forks, and by the magic of fan-fiction have ended up finding the Vampires and Werewolves! This is my side of the story (Looney's view), hopefully with extra madness, weirder humour, and rib-cracking...although I don't take responsibility for any Doctor bills...

you wanted to do this of your own free will you poor, poor person


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As we turned up in the drive way, I tripped.

That’s right-while on the run from Tolley’s improbable dragon’s breath down my neck when she found out I borrowed her bike, I tripped.

Stupid, stupid Bella for giving me her stupid traits at a time of need.

So as the pavement came up to meet my face, I am afraid the bike was nearly dragged over. Until a strong pair of hands caught both me and the bike. Crap.

“Hurry; Robyn is just about to come in with Jasper.” He instructed me, and my heart soared. It was the wrong pale blur I had seen.

“You are the best pale blur I have ever seen.” I told him as he helped me wheel the bike back into the garage, standing exactly as we had found it. Exactly as we had found it.

“Thank you.” He said, perplexed. Lexhen had run inside, squealing as loudly as she could be and nearly as fast as a vampire herself.

“Come on then. Not a word to Tolley and I’ll show you a magic trick.”

“A magic trick. For not telling Robyn you tried to kill yourself on her bike. With out a licence. Suuure.” Damn his sarcasm

“It’s a good magic trick!” I picked up a cup from the kitchen and put some water in it. “But it doesn’t always work. You have to be the special person for it to work.”


“Yes. It’s a qualification. I was shown this by Lexhen. She got it off the internet.”

“Okay…” he seemed both intrigued and, a little edgy. I tried to keep my laughter on what was going to happen out of my head.

I tipped the cup a little to the side as if focussing really hard. “Now you have to say the magic words.” I told him, still gazing into the cup.


“No silly. It’s when I say ‘Dance water dance, and then you say ‘Argh’!”

“Argh?” he asked. I had to fight to keep my head empty space the magic words.

“Ready.” I swirled my hands over the water… “DANCE WATER DANCE!” I yelled. I pushed the water up in the air, towards Edward. The water came back down all over him, and splashing a little on the floor.

“Argh!” he said, not realising what I was doing in time to step back. It was good to see the shirt stick to his well toned chest. Very good.

“Perfect!” I grinned at him. “You really are special!”

“Special and wet.” He grinned at me.

“Well. You’re going to have to take it off if you want it to dry quicker.” Yes-Looney’s plan going exactly as planned! Olay! Next time maybe I should splash his jeans. That could be interesting. My brain was going off into hyper drive by the time he had dragged me up the stairs to my room.

I went dreamily to my bed as he closed the door and picked up a random piece of paper.

“Stage one: Steal all trousers?” he asked me.

“Cause then no one would go out of the house and then I could set all the guinea pigs on them.” I explained half-hearted. I was still picturing Edward with out his trousers on.

“Love, I look better then that.” He told me as he sat down next to me on the bed after disregarding the paper.

“Damn-you can read…so you…and you saw…aww crap. I’m innocent really!” I cried to him and buried my head into the pillow. He couldn’t get me in my own little Looney land. Looney land inside my head. Where he could see into.

“Damn!” I said again and pulled up my head in time to see him fling his shirt off his back. I stayed incredibly still.

“Like I said. Damn.” He turned around and his wonderfully muscled chest got a long stare from me. “Love you.” I managed to mutter out finally.

“I love you too. You know that right?” he asked me and it took a lot of effort to look back into his beautiful face.

“I do now!” I grinned up at him and flopped back on the pillows. “I don’t think I could stay away from you even if I tried. Seriously.” Even though he didn’t know it-that was a hidden warning in itself. He just had to watch what he was doing in his room was all…

“No, I don’t suppose I could help myself either.” He smiled down at me.

“Not many can actually.” I joked. “Oh screw this. Everyone reading this knows I’m going to kiss you.” And so I pulled his face down to mine. It was quiet in the house for a little while, until Lexhen switched on the machine at full volume. Edward broke apart to wince quickly at the sudden loud noise. In my head I was torn between going and checking it out, and staying here with a semi-naked Edward. Edward was wining.

Although if he wanted to take of his trousers then it’d help his winning… (And I’m sure Edward fans would agree in this situation)

His face was an inch form mine again and I was gazing lovingly into his eyes when another shriek other than the ones exclaiming from Lexhen’s room.

“MY PRECIOUS SHINY!” it called and you could here a faint mutter of a definitely masculine voice trying to say something to her. Probably ‘get away from me’.

“She’s home.” I sighed unhappily. She wouldn’t like the fact that I now had the image of Edward imprinted into my brain. For life.

And she wouldn’t like it if she thought we were up to something we shouldn’t…

“Exactly what I was thinking.” He told me and helped me stand up. I held his hands and started to jump up and down on the bed. I could only imagine what she was thinking. If only I could borrow Edward’s power for a minute. It’d be so funny using it on people.

I heard Tolley being sprinted up the stairs by Jasper, seeing as the paper still littered the stair cases. We both froze mid jump and landed on the floor instead. Hear we go. What’d they say?

“Edward, get your clothes on, and get out here now!” called Jasper, suddenly closer than in Robyn’s room. He must’ve been outside. Damn. I groaned and slumped my shoulders with him having to go. It took me a second to realise that he too had groaned. He also had flipped his shirt back on and buttoned it extremely fast. I scowled with my face at the floor. I had enjoyed his…company.

I saw him pause in the doorway to give Robyn a funny look. Her own expression looked like she was in her happy place.

Perhaps she had thought of something we were up to. And then changed it into Jasper.