Weeeell... This is what I think were to happen if Emmett and Rosalie went pet searching. Enjoy. Review. Please?
1. Chapter 1
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"Rose, are you ready to go?" I shouted.
"Almost!" she shouted back. Today we were going pet shopping. I was desperately alone all the times Rosealie got mad at me so she agreed to go pet shopping with me today. We were going to Seattle and a few other places. "'Kay. Let's get this over with." she said glumly.
I laughed, "Thanks for doing this with me, babe. I love you."
"If you really loved me, you wouldn't have asked me to do this." she said.
"Yeah, you're probably right. But, I do love you. Even if you don't believe it, this is helping you. Who am I gonna play with when you're being pessimistic? Besides you're getting mad at me more and more lately." I frowned.
"Is this your version of a guilt trip? If it is, it's not working very well. If your objective is to annoy me, well done." she retorted. I fake cried for a minute and she punched me in my ribs.
When we got to the pet store, it smelled like ferret poop and rabbit food. We saw this hideous dog with droopy eyes that rose was all over. "Emmett!! You should get this one! Aww! Look at it's eyes!! How cute!" she said in a baby voice. I pretended to gag. She growled at me.
"Now that's the kind of animal I want. Rawr, baby." I said, responding to her growl. She rolled her eyes.
Next, we came upon the reptiles. "Ewwuhh," she screeched, "There is absolutely NO WAY you are getting on of these!!"
"Aww.. and I was growing so attatched to the kinky little lizard tongues. Darn," I said, sarcastically as she walked away, "Just kidding, hun."
When we left the Pet Store I had made Rose mad at me a total of twenty-four times. Figures.
The next place we went was my choice. Rosealie was so mad that I wanted to come here. I don't seem to know why. It was Africa. I was pretty much dead set on getting a Tiger.
It took us about two hours to get there. Only because it was a different continent, though. When we got to the Safari there, there were Tigers everywhere I looked. Rosalie scowled and snorted. She sat down near a tree and started rubbing her temples. I saw a humongous, gorgeous Tiger up ahead. I thought to myself: I want that Tiger..
I went to go get it and then it let out a big roar. "Rawr." I replied back. This is the pet that I wanted. I thought of what Carlisle would do, Esme would understand, I'm sure, but Carlisle would be difficult.
"Hey, Rose? What do you think of this one?" I asked.
"I think that it's too big, ugly, and way too loud." she replied.
"I love it too! I'll take that as a yes!!" I exclaimed back.
"Ugh.." she snorted.
We got home and I decided to name it Rocko. Rose explained to me that it was a boy. I thought it was the perfect name. She thought it was little bit retarded, but decided to let me have my fun.
Carlisle surprised me with his reaction. He loved it. I thought he would try to make me put it back. Not that I would ever allow that. His only concern was if Edward would allow it around Bella, her being so fragile. I assured him that I wouldn't let Edward bother me.
Just as Carlisle predicted, when Edward got home, he threw the biggest hissy fit I've ever seen. It was only because Bella almost got her finger bitten off. I lied a little when I told her it was trained.
~One Year Later~
"Oh, Rose!!" I sobbed.
"What is it now?" she complained.
"I...Killed....Rocko...How can I live with myself!?!" I shouted.
"I guess we'll go pet shopping again." she said. Attempting to soothe me, but not working.
"I'll never replace a pet like Rocko!!"
"Then I guess we won't," she said, "How did you kill him anyway?" she asked, trying to sound as sincere as possible.
"I was playing with him... and then, the next thing I know, he's lying on the ground with a broken neck!"
She chuckled and patted my back, "Oh, Emmett. I love you."
"I love you, too." I said, still pretend sobbing.