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Prince Edward Forks High School Host Club

Ouran and Fruits Basket clubs converted for Forks High. It's just a short stupid one-shot that I thought about when I was watching Ouran High School Host Club. If you haven't seen the animes or read the mangas, you won't get this. So I *highly* encourage you to do so before you read this.

Yeah... so Prince Yuki fan club meets Forks High meets the Host Club from Ouran... Oh, and the random fangirls are actually some of my friends that love Twilight XD AGAIN, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE ANIMES OR READ THE MANGAS, YOU WILL NOT GET THIS HUMOR

1. Chapter 1

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"Order! ORDER!" Lauren Mallory screamed over the loud chatter of high school girls. Today was Tuesday, and Tuesdays meant only one thing at Forks High; the weekly meeting of the Prince Edward fan club.

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the Prince Edward Cullen fan club. I am Lauren Mallory, official fan club president! Along with me is Vice President Jessica Stanley, and my right-hand woman Rachel Gordon."

There was a brief applause after the introduction. Lauren began her typical speech.

"Here at Forks High, there is a club for girls who see the true wonder of Washington's own Edward Cullen. Our motto is 'we shall prevail', and we continue to stick to that motto through thick and thin. Now, repeat after me:

'Do not touch the Prince's belongings'

'Do not talk or approach the prince without being accompanied by at least 2 other members'

'Always address the Prince by his formal name'

"Juniors: Edward; Sophmores: Prince Edward; Freshman: Prince Edward Cullen."

Lauren spoke loudly and sternly to all of the members, carefully emphasizing each and every fan club rule. Jessica sent everyone death glares to ensure they were listening, and Rachel was taking random pictures with her new camera.

"Let's get down to business, shall we?"

Lauren clasped her hands together.

"As you all have probably noticed, Isabella Swan, also known as Bella or Bells, has been spending quite a lot of time with the Prince."

Freshman Gabbi Gonzalez shot her hand up.

"But doesn't she spend time with him because they're going ou-"

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER!" Lauren screamed.

"The point is, is that Bella is being extremely selfish keeping OUR Prince all to herself. I mean, WHO THE HECK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?"

Junior Annie Curtis coughed out "his girlfriend".

"SILENCE!" Lauren shouted. "I've had enough of this! ANGELA! Take them away!!!!"

Just then, a loud high power electric motor was heard from under the floor of the music room where the class was being held. The fan girls shrieked and scrambled away from the sudden opening. The soft voice of Angela was heard then, coming out of the floor as a stage started to rise out of the ground.

"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-h-"

"WE GET IT ALREADY!" screeched Mikayla Bizanere.

"Not Good Enough!" exclaimed Angela as she jumped off of her stage.

Lauren put her face in her hands.

"I'm surrounded by idiots," she growled.

There was a loud knock on the door.

"I'll get it!" chirped Shaylyn Degnen.

As soon as the door was opened, a strange wind filled with rose petals came flooding in. Several of the members had their mouths or eyes open and were blinded or choked by the effect.

"THE HOST CLUB IS NOW OPEN!" Mike stated dramatically.

He was being followed by Eric, Tyler, Lee Stephens & Ben Cheney, the twins Michael and John Trimble, and a confused looking Bella Swan.

"It's Bella!" cried Jessica.

Bella looked like she was thinking really hard about something.

"You guys, I think I've seen these situations on some kind of anime before..." she mused, but none of the fan girls were listening.

They were either drooling over Mike and the rest of Fork's Host Club, or so angry at her for stealing Edward they were about to charge. Sighing, Bella glanced at her watch. It was 4:30, and she needed to be heading home. She waved goodbye to the two clubs and exited out the door. Hopefully, there wouldn’t be too much chaos. If the Host Club didn’t insist on any cherry blossom kiss chocolates and the fan club didn’t try to force staying together always, things should be fine.