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Jacob goes to... a place i can't tell you

so Jacob goes to this place and ends up at this place something gets stolen


2. Chapter 2

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Embry: Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub
Quil: Glub Glub
Embry: Look over there it’s a coral reef
Jacob: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Embry: Jacob, we’re scuba diving Jacob
Quil: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Embry: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Quil: Nooooo Foogu
Jacob: Ah you got to watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.*vortex opens in Jacob’s back*
Embry: The vortex is open
Jacob: Uh ok, what is this?
Embry: Jacob, we’re being pulled into the vortex.
Quil: Swim away foogu fish, swim away.
Jacob: Come on now you guys are freaking me out, turn this thing off.
Embry: There’s no stopping the vortex Jacob
Quil: Fooguuuuu
*Embry and Quil get sucked into vortex*
Jacob: Guys? Guys? Or girls, I’m really not sure what you two are.
Embry: Jacob, Jacob I have the amulet.
Jacob: What amulet? What’s going on?
Embry: The amulet Jacob, the magical amulet. Sparkles sparkles.
Quil: Sparkle.
Jacob: I don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Embry: The amuletttttt.
*pop out of vortex*
Embry: We did it.
Quil: We got the amulet!
Jacob: Great, now go away, I’m tired of the horrible things that happen when you’re around.
Embry: No Jacob.
Quil: No
*They both blow up*
Embry: We have to take the amulet to the banana king.
Jacob: Oh yes, the banana king, of course. Absolutely not.
Quil: He’s counting on us, Jacobeee. *He begins floating*
Embry: If we don’t get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Quil: Nooooo Darknessss.
*Creepy octopus begins to come out of vortex*
Jacob: Alright fine I’ll go, I’ll go.
Quil + Embry: yayyy
Quil: Darkness
*Quil and Embry say blblbl(5 times)
Jacob: What are you two doing?
*blblbl* (2 times)
Jacob: Stop that.
*Embry: blbl*
Jacob: Oh look at that.
Embry + Quil: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Embry: El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi (the man with the hat has sent us!)
Quil: El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas (he told us many amazing stories!)
*weird music* *creepy laughing*
Jacob: What?
Quil: Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas (tonight we dine on turtles!)
Embry: Así que bueno, ellos serán (they will be delicious!)
Jacob: Ah, what did you two do?
Embry + Quil: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Embry: Soy Feliz.(I am happy!)
*creepy music, creepy laughing*
Jacob: Just keep walking Jacob, just keep walking.
Embry: Hop on board the train Jacob.
Quil: It’s going to take us to the banana king.
Jacob: I don’t see any train; all I see is a giant sneaker.
Embry: It’s the choo choo shoe, Jacob.
Quil: Choo Choo shoe.
Embry: Hurry Jacob, it’s about to leave.
Quil+Embry: Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe
Jacob: I forgot my boarding pass, I’ll just walk.
Quil: We’re here, Jacob.
Embry: The temple of the banana king.
Jacob: Great, let’s leave the amulet and go home.
*Banana king pops up*
Jacob: Who is that? No, no really. You guys see it, right? I gotta be honest I’m getting really creeped out here. Somebody say something.
*music starts*
Banana King: (song)

Jacob you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes,
And your big fat frown.
The world doesn’t have to be so grey.

Jacob when your life’s a mess,
When you’re feeling Embry,
Always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.

All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear.
Jacob: A Banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.

It’s true
Jacob: Says who?
So true,
Once it’s in your Embrys will disappear.

The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers.
So go and put a banana in your ear.
Put a banana in your ear.
Jacob: I’d rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.

It’s true.
Jacob: Says you.
So true
When it’s in the skies are bright and clear.
Of every day of every year.
The sun shines bright in this big Embry sphere.
So go and put a banana in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*Banana King blows up*

Jacob: Of course, it burst into flames.
Embry: Go forth magical amulet, return to the banana king.
*light shines onto Jacob*
Embry: Jacob, you’re the banana king.
*Jacob starts floating*
Jacob: What? Hey hey, hold on a minute.
Banana: You’re the banana king, Jacob.
Jacob: No, no I’m not, that doesn’t even make sense.
Embry: All hail the banana king.
Jacob: I’m not the banana king.
Embry: You are the banana king.
Jacob: No, no I’m I’m…
Banana: banana, banana, banana, banana, banana
Jacob: I, I am the banana king.
Embry +Quil: yayyy
Banana: You are the banana king.
Jacob: I’m the banana king, yeah. Hey, hey. Where’d you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here. *falls* gah, Ok that’s a sprain. Hello? Hello? Guys? Where are you? Ah you got to be- great, they robbed me.
*Embry pops out of vortex*
Embry: Jacob.
Jacob: What, what do you want?
Embry: blbl