Jacob goes to... a place i can't tell you
so Jacob goes to this place and ends up at this place something gets stolen
2. Chapter 2
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Embry: Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub
Quil: Glub Glub
Embry: Look over there it’s a coral reef
Jacob: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Embry: Jacob, we’re scuba diving Jacob
Quil: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Embry: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Quil: Nooooo Foogu
Jacob: Ah you got to watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.*vortex opens in Jacob’s back*
Embry: The vortex is open
Jacob: Uh ok, what is this?
Embry: Jacob, we’re being pulled into the vortex.
Quil: Swim away foogu fish, swim away.
Jacob: Come on now you guys are freaking me out, turn this thing off.
Embry: There’s no stopping the vortex Jacob
*Embry and Quil get sucked into vortex*
Jacob: Guys? Guys? Or girls, I’m really not sure what you two are.
Embry: Jacob, Jacob I have the amulet.
Jacob: What amulet? What’s going on?
Embry: The amulet Jacob, the magical amulet. Sparkles sparkles.
Jacob: I don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Embry: The amuletttttt.
*pop out of vortex*
Embry: We did it.
Quil: We got the amulet!
Jacob: Great, now go away, I’m tired of the horrible things that happen when you’re around.
Embry: No Jacob.
*They both blow up*
Embry: We have to take the amulet to the banana king.
Jacob: Oh yes, the banana king, of course. Absolutely not.
Quil: He’s counting on us, Jacobeee. *He begins floating*
Embry: If we don’t get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Quil: Nooooo Darknessss.
*Creepy octopus begins to come out of vortex*
Jacob: Alright fine I’ll go, I’ll go.
Quil + Embry: yayyy
*Quil and Embry say blblbl(5 times)
Jacob: What are you two doing?
*blblbl* (2 times)
Jacob: Stop that.
Jacob: Oh look at that.
Embry + Quil: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Embry: El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi (the man with the hat has sent us!)
Quil: El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas (he told us many amazing stories!)
*weird music* *creepy laughing*
Quil: Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas (tonight we dine on turtles!)
Embry: Así que bueno, ellos serán (they will be delicious!)
Jacob: Ah, what did you two do?
Embry + Quil: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Embry: Soy Feliz.(I am happy!)
*creepy music, creepy laughing*
Jacob: Just keep walking Jacob, just keep walking.
Embry: Hop on board the train Jacob.
Quil: It’s going to take us to the banana king.
Jacob: I don’t see any train; all I see is a giant sneaker.
Embry: It’s the choo choo shoe, Jacob.
Quil: Choo Choo shoe.
Embry: Hurry Jacob, it’s about to leave.
Quil+Embry: Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe
Jacob: I forgot my boarding pass, I’ll just walk.
Quil: We’re here, Jacob.
Embry: The temple of the banana king.
Jacob: Great, let’s leave the amulet and go home.
*Banana king pops up*
Jacob: Who is that? No, no really. You guys see it, right? I gotta be honest I’m getting really creeped out here. Somebody say something.
Banana King: (song)
Jacob you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes,
And your big fat frown.
The world doesn’t have to be so grey.
Jacob when your life’s a mess,
When you’re feeling Embry,
Always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear.
Jacob: A Banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.
Jacob: Says who?
Once it’s in your Embrys will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers.
So go and put a banana in your ear.
Put a banana in your ear.
Jacob: I’d rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.
Jacob: Says you.
When it’s in the skies are bright and clear.
Of every day of every year.
The sun shines bright in this big Embry sphere.
So go and put a banana in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*Banana King blows up*
Jacob: Of course, it burst into flames.
Embry: Go forth magical amulet, return to the banana king.
*light shines onto Jacob*
Embry: Jacob, you’re the banana king.
*Jacob starts floating*
Jacob: What? Hey hey, hold on a minute.
Banana: You’re the banana king, Jacob.
Jacob: No, no I’m not, that doesn’t even make sense.
Embry: All hail the banana king.
Jacob: I’m not the banana king.
Embry: You are the banana king.
Jacob: No, no I’m I’m…
Banana: banana, banana, banana, banana, banana
Jacob: I, I am the banana king.
Embry +Quil: yayyy
Banana: You are the banana king.
Jacob: I’m the banana king, yeah. Hey, hey. Where’d you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here. *falls* gah, Ok that’s a sprain. Hello? Hello? Guys? Where are you? Ah you got to be- great, they robbed me.
*Embry pops out of vortex*
Jacob: What, what do you want?