A Gilmore surprise
What if Bella was really Rory from Gilmore girls?What if she had moved to Forks to live with her father, Christopher Hayden?What if she went to visit little old Stars hollow after she got engaged?What if she brought the Cullens along? And what if Bella/Rory's old boyfriend, Jess, was back also? With something Rory always knew, to say... Oh, and about the surprise...Rory/Bella just happens to be pregant at the same time as Lorelai... Rated teen for minor language!
6. Potato man
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I was first to be introduced. Sweet.
“Hi, I’m Emmett Cullen-” I was cut off by the potato man they called Taylor.
“Middle name please.” He said.
“Emmett William McCarty Cullen.” I sighed, annoyed with the potato man. “I am married to the lovely Rosalie, and I like sports, wrestling, making fun of Edward and laughing at Bella’s klutziness. Oh, I mean Rory.” I told them all. They nodded, as if understanding a big guy like me would like all those things.
“Hello, I’m Rosalie Lillian Hale Cullen, and I am married to Emmett. I enjoy lots of things that you don’t need to know about.” I winked at the crowd. The men were dazed, and that amused me to no end. Even Taylor- or potato man to Emmett- was glazed over.
“Well, thank you, Rosalie.” He mumbled. Ha-ha, just a wink and I have them all in the palm of my hand!
“Hi, I’m Jasper Daniel Whitlock Cullen, and I am married to Alice. I enjoy reading, and I grew up in Houston, Texas; I was in the army for a short period of time.” I made it short, not wanting to stand next to ‘Potato man’ any longer. He was radiating longing emotions for Rose. EW.
“Well, Jasper, it’s nice to meet you.” Taylor said.
“Can we call you Jazz?!” Lorelai called from the crowd.
“No.” I answered, walking over to Alice. Lorelai pouted, with disappointment.
“Hey, I’m Mary Alice Brandon Cullen, I was born in Biloxi, Mississippi and I am married to Jasper. I love to makeover Bella- oh; Rory- and I like to make fun of Edward, like Emmett. And I have a strong sense of prediction.” I added with a smug smile.
Edward glared at me from the side of the poorly built stage.
Loser. I sent my thoughts to him. He bared his teeth at me, and I smiled innocently as Bella smacked his arm. Ha-ha.
You deserve it. I thought, as I stuck my tongue out.
“Hello, I am Dr. Carlisle Benjamin Cullen, I am married to my wife Esme, I am a doctor at Forks hospital and I enjoy reading, as well as Jasper. I was born in London, England. I enjoy saving people’s lives.” I joked. “And we all enjoy having Bella in our family.”
Everybody sighed, sweetly. Nice town.
“Hi, I am Esme Anne Platt Cullen, and I am married to Carlisle. I was born somewhere in Columbus, and I am so very happy to have Rory in our family! She makes my little boy so happy!” I cooed. If Edward could blush, he would right now.
Sorry Honey. I thought. He nodded, looking around. He met the eyes of a boy, about nineteen, and the boy smirked and waved.
Who is that boy? I thought. Edward mouthed ‘no one’ and shrugged. If he says so…
“Hello, everyone, I am engaged to the beautiful Lorelai Isabella Marie Hayden Gilmore Cullen, down there. Such a long name.” I laughed.
OOOOH! Hottie! A few girls screamed in their heads.
“I am Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. I was born in Chicago, Illinois. I am extremely happy to be engaged to this beautiful woman you have all known since she was small, and I hope you all except me.” I sighed. “As Lorelai keeps insisting you all will.” I added, amused by miss patty’s thoughts
I gotta get me some of that. She purred in her head. Creepy, very creepy.
“Thank you, Cullen’s!” Taylor-
Potato man! Emmett sang in his head.
I walked over to Miss Patty trying to keep a smile on my face.
“Hello, Ladies.” I said, pretending to bow. She was speaking with Babet, Rory’s neighbor.
“Hello, sweetie.” Miss Patty sang. “What brings you to my neck of the woods?” she batted her eyelashes. Gross, seriously gross.
“I was just wondering about Jess and Rory-”
“Punk.” Babet muttered.
“Total punk.” Miss patty agreed.
“What happened between them?” I asked. They exchanged looks.
“He left her, took off. He didn’t even say goodbye.” Babet said, shaking her head sadly.
“Him and Rory were real serious, and even though we all hated him, you could tell he loved her. Nobody understands why he took off like that, not even Luke, or Rory. But she forgives him, it seems.” Miss patty, explained
“He was just a punk that hated the town. Did you know he stole my garden gnome?” Babet asked.
“No, I didn’t know that. Sorry to here it.” I said, trying to get away now.
“Honey, were you going?” Miss patty asked.
“Over to Bella. I’ll see you later, ladies.” I told them, squirming away from their gaze. As I walked away, Miss patty grabbed my butt. Oh, that’s sick.
Man, I REALLY gotta get me some of this. She thought.
EW. Shudder. EW. Shudder. I’m officially traumatized.
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