Jacob.... Vampwolf?

"Hmm." I examined my face very closely. I liked my eyes best. Maybe that was just because they matched Edward's. The topaz made my face look even more perfect. I actually could have been pretty compared to Edward now. That was a plus.

It had taken 2 years to get my eyes this color; to get them away from the red that showed what kind of blood i really desired.

But, to everyones happiness, I wasn't a normal newborn.

For one, humans didn't smell quite as delectable as everyone made them out to be... for me at least. Carlisle concluded it was because I had known it would be coming and my mind prepared myself in a way.

They just smelled normal. Like humans. But i could still tell the difference between the scent of a human and a deer.

The second of my vampire-abnormalities was my ability. I didnt think it was that great but everyone else loved it because of the "warfare possibilities". Whatever that meant. I, Bella Cullen, (as Emmett called me "Vampire-Extraordinare") could confuse people.

Yeah. Confuse people. Right.

Sounds stupid but it was powerful.

My family had wondered for months what my special talent would be.... if I could time travel or be invulnerable or something fantastic. But, it was actually quite simple.

Edward and I couldn't be happier.

We were married, I was bloodless, and Emmett had built us a guest house of our own so he wouldn't have to listen to our loving comments to each other. What a great brother. It matched the family's mansion perfectly with the huge porch and painted white, but it was a little more modern.

Anyways, Edward and I were in our garage, he was fixing the brakes I commonly complained about on my Guardian. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Of course, he did have a Y in his set of chromosomes and also he had been around a bit longer than I had. But still, I felt jealous and angry that he knew so much about cars and I knew nothing.

"Darling, throw me the bolt that I placed next to the wrench." His liquid voice poured out from under the car. I glanced at the layout of tools on the ground, and was utterly confused.

A large metal thing was layed on top of twelve small metal things; some were twisted, some strait, some circular.

Deep in my mind i wished he was as stupid and ignorant as I was when it came to tools. I wanted him to be confused. Deep in thought, his voice startled me.

"Wait, I don't know what I need. Oh goodness what is that thing? Hmmm," He pondered. I just listened," Woah this wrench is big. I wonder if I could throw it across the valley." he slid out from under my car.

"Hey babe, when'd you get here? Let's go see if... ah what was i going to do? Wow! Your hair is beautiful! I'm thirsty. I like the car you have there. Its a Mercedes right? I bet alice gave it to you."

"EDWARD! Stop it and hurry and fix my car so I can leave!" What was wrong with him? He could be such a jerk sometimes when he found that I wanted to go see Jake.

"Where you headed?" He looked at me in innocent confusion, but I knew better.

"Do you want me to take your car? Because I will gladly toss you into that wall, take your keys, and leave." I was really getting frustrated and I couldnt figure out his stupidity so I wished he could just act normal.

"How did i get out from under the car?" He asked. I resisted the urge to pick him up and slam him into the garage door.

"You are a complete idiot Edward. How the heck am I in love with you?"

"Bella. I can't remember anything that just happened. I just remember being..." He began pacing, "confused."

....So on and so forth. The family made me reschedule with Jake and we spent the night talking about the possibilities. I focused the next few weeks on confusing people.

I even made Jasper think he was supposed to be gardening. So he grabbed some tools and 30 minutes later the front yard was neatly cultivated and planted. I did that for Esme. It was an amusing talent.

And now my power was pretty much perfected and i was going to visit jacob. From a distance. We'd gotten used to talking across the baseball field when the wind was just right so he didn't get disgusted from my smell. I hadn't ever actually smelled him, but he had discovered my scent and told me politely that I smelled much better human.

Actually, it was more like,

"Woah! Bells you reek. Gave up your strawberry shampoo i see... Why the hell did you change?! God blecckkkkk!"

Such a... werewolf!

Well, I was much to early for our meeting, so I wandered aimlessly through the forest, admiring the tastes and smells in the air.

I hadn't fed in near to three weeks, because I had been shopping with Alice for a week furnishing our new house and the next two weeks spying on a vacationing Renee in Wisconsin.

So now i walked, bored and thirsty, thinking about everything that popped into my mind.

Thats when it hit me. A scent I've never smelled before. It was delicious. I followed the vapors through the trees and vaguely spotted the prey. It rustled and tramped through the fallen leaves.

I was in perfect position for an attack: downwind. My thirsty-inner-vampire-instincts kicked in and i hunted.

I pounced on the poor creature. I could tell it was unexpecting.

Its neck was soft under my teeth. I felt my venomous saliva slip into the wounds where my teeth were now locked.

But then I saw what I had done. I jumped off of the russet brown wolf. and saw

Jacob.