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Fun and Games

It's just another day for the Cullen clan. What crazy ideas will they come up with? REVIEW CHAPTER FIVE IS UUPPP! Please review and tell me what you would like to happen in the next chapter. Give me your ideas on what dares you would like to see in the chapters to come!


3. Chapter 3

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Alice's P.O.V.

Oh that was so funny! It was even better than the vision I had! Hahahaha... I'm still laughing! As soon as we got home Emmett ripped the wolf costume off and threw it in the garbage. "Where it belongs," he muttered under his breath.

While he did that, Jasper hooked up the video camera to the TV to show Carlisle and Esme what he had done.


"SHUT UP!" Rosalie yelled. "Why the heck are you yelling?! Did you forget that we are vampires and have REALLY good hearing?!"

"Erm.....no?" Jasper said, unconvincingly. "Just go stare at yourself in the mirror again," he said, annoyed.

Rosalie glared at him, but did in fact take out her mirror.

"Wait, I need to take Bella home first. I'll be right back," Edward said as he lifted Bella onto his back.

"Oh, alright. But hurry up!" I said impatiently.

"No, no really Edward. I'm---I'm fine.." Bella said as she yawned.

"Yeah.....right," Edward said as he raced to Bella's house.

At that moment, Carlisle, Esme and Emmett entered the living room.

"So, how did it go?" Carlisle asked, grinning.

Emmett groaned and said, "Thanks to good ol' Jasper here, you have a GREAT video of the WHOLE THING!" he said as if he were in pain.

"Oh good!" Esme said as she sat next to me on the couch.

Emmett grimaced.

"Come on Edward...." Jasper muttered. "Any day now..."

"What does he do over there anyway?!" Rosalie asked as she rearranged her hair, again.

Emmett grinned. "Well......"

Just then, Edward came inside.

"I'm BAAACCKKKK!" he yelled.

"Ummm... yeah we all kind of heard you come in..." I said. "Now just SIT DOWN!"

"Alright, alright!" Edward said sulkily. Wow.... she's been gone for... what.. three minutes and he's already depressed?! He is OBSESSED! And I hope you hear that Mr. Thought Reader.

Obviously he did because he was staring at me with an annoyed expression on his face.

"I am NOT obsessed," he muttered angrily.

"Yeah... okay, and I'm the King of Jamaica," Emmett snorted, guessing what I had been thinking.

"Is there even a king of Jamaica?" Jasper asked, confused.

"No. That's the point smarty....." Emmett said.

"Oh....." He still looked confused. What are we going to do with him? Sigh...

Once everyone was seated, Jasper hit the 'Play' button.

"Do we really have to watch this?" Emmett asked as he conveniently stretched so that he was blocking the TV from everyones view.

"Yes, now MOVE," Rosalie commanded.

"Why don't we watch Dracula or something...." Emmett continued in the same loud voice.

"No one wants to watch Dracula when we can watch you dressed up in a wolf costume and howling like a dog. Now SIT DOWN!" Edward yelled.

Emmett sighed and sat down as he watched himself on the TV.

"This is SO embarrassing.." he muttered to himself.

"You embarrass yourself everyday, why is this any different?" I asked conversationally.

"Alice you are not helping AT ALL!" Emmett roared in frustration.

Everyone ignored him as they laughed at the TV. Emmett watched with an expression somewhere between an amused look and a grimace. HA! He did think it was funny! Who wouldn't?! It's hilarious... Jazz is SO smart! Well, sometimes.... I love him anyway though.

Edward growled quietly when we watched the part at Newton's house.

"Why are you guys all laughing so hard there?" Carlisle asked curiously.

"Well, Emmett just HAD to practice his spy techniques, which really STINK, and he climbed a tree to look into Mike Newton's window." She was giggling by now. "And....he saw.........he was playing....with BARBIES and was...... pretending.....to marry Bella!" Everyone was laughing hysterically by now.

"Oh... I didn't know he liked her that much!" Esme said between laughs.

Edward growled. "Newton is not the most observant boy."

The next scene showed Edward spray painting on Newton's house.

"JASPER!" Edward yelled. "You weren't supposed to record me DOING THAT!"

"I wasnt?" Jasper asked.

"It's okay, Jazz," I said as I held his hand.

"What was that for Edward? Did you really feel the need to vandalize the side of his house?" Carlisle asked sternly.

"Well.... I..... uh..... you know.... YES, I DID," Edward choked out defensively as he glared at Jasper who was looking at Carlisle curiously.

"Hey Carlisle, your emotions say you are amused..... but you don't sound amused...." Jasper said, frustrated that he didn't know.

"HEY!" Edward said.

"Alright, alright.... it was funny! Good one Edward!" Carlisle said, giving up trying to be stern.

Everyone laughed.

"It was pretty good wasn't it?" Edward said smugly.

I laughed. "Well, from the vision I had before, there are some more REALLY good dares that are going to happen! So can we continue our game?" I asked impatiently. I really want to play! Rose is going to kill-- well maybe not kill but close enough-- me for the dare I am going to give her. Suddenly I had a vision.

We were sitting in the living room continueing our game of Truth or Dare when Emmett picked me.

"Truth or Dare?" he asked grinning.

"Dare," I said couragously. What could be worse than having to dress up as a dog?

Emmett had a broad smile on his face.

"I dare you to not match for a week," he said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled in outrage. I was devastated.

The vision ended. I glanced at Edward to see him looking at me with an amused expression.

"Is it really that bad?" he asked.

"YES IT IS THAT BAD, EDWARD," I said sternly.

"What did you see?!" Emmett asked.

I glared at him. "Oh nothing..."

"I hate it when you do that, Alice," Rosalie said, clearly very annoyed.

"Too bad," I shot back.

"Come on! Tell me!" Emmett whined.

"NO," I growled.

"Emmett, drop it if you want to live. I mean that, too." Edward warned him.

Emmett looked like he was going to argue but before he could, Carlisle said, "Well, I am going back to my study. You guys have fun." With that he left the room.

"And I am going to go look for some more furniture online," Esme said as she left.

"COWARDS!" Jasper yelled after them.

"Settle down Jasper, they just can't take the heat," Edward said loud enough for them to hear.

"Yeah, so STAY OUTTA THE KITCHEN!" Emmett yelled loudly.

"Emmett dear, we're not in the kitchen," Esme said in her soft voice from upstairs.

Emmett looked defeated. "Alright whatever. Let's continue this game of torture. It's my turn."

"Then GO!" I said, waiting for him to pick me.

Emmett's P.O.V.

Hehehe... I am so going to make Alice pay for this. I know that she saw me dressed up as a wolf in her vision. She could've warned me, you know. I smiled at her evilly.

"Alice," I said as casually as I could. "Truth or dare?"

She wouldn't pick truth would she? She's not a chicken, right?

Alice's P.O.V.

Poor Emmett..... he doesn't know how prepared I am.

"Truth," I said confidently.

Emmett looked surprised. "Chicken," he muttered under his breath.

I ignored him.

"Alright fine. I had such a good dare for you too......." Emmett said disappointed.

"Save the complaining and just continue!" I snapped. I wanted to go so I could dare Rosalie to do something that would top Jasper's dare by a LOT!

"Okay. Is it true that you..." he trailed off thinking.

I waited. I saw him glance slyly at Jasper.

"Alright, I got one," Emmett informed us. We waited for him to continue but he didn't... He's weird....

"Which is...." I prompted.

"Is it true that you are going to redesign Jasper's wardrobe tomorrow?"

Oh, that's not so bad. "Yes, I was planning on doing that tomorrow." I said matter-of-factly.

"What?! NOOOOOOO!" Jasper yelled in horror.

"Spare me please Alice!" He begged.

I looked at him in distaste. "And you say you were a general?"

"Yeah, General Jasper Whitlock," Emmett sneered, grinning.

"I prefer Commander," Jasper informed him.

"Yeah well, you stink at all those war games...." Emmett said.

"Not uh! You just always cheat!" He said pointing at Emmett like a two year old.

"No I don't! You're just a poor loser!" He growled.

"Am not!"

"Don't lie General," Emmett said with mock seriousness.

"You are a poor excuse for a soldier," Jasper said in disgust.

"Oh, that hurt Jasper! THAT HURT!" Emmett yelled as he placed his hand over his heart.

"SCORE!" Jasper yelled in delight.

"So much for your ability to read emotions... I was being sarcastic," Emmett sighed.

"Oh.... yeah I knew that...." Jasper said unconvincingly.

"Sure ya' did..." Edward said. "NOT!" he added. "Sorry, I just couldn't control myself for a second there...." he breathed in deeply. "Okay," he sighed. "I'm--I'm good now."

"Right....." I said.

"Can we please just continue this game?" Rosalie asked.

"Did you seriously just say please? I think I might have a heart attack! And that is hard for a vampire, you know," Emmett said in awe.

"Yeah. Since when do you say please?" Edward asked in surprise.

Rosalie narrowed her eyes and opened her mouth to speak but Emmett beat her to it. "Rose, I'm sorry! Don't hurt me! PLEASE!" he begged.

"Oh, save it Emmett." Rosalie snapped.

"Yes, your highness," he said seriously.

Jasper and Edward snickered. "Are you being serious?!" Edward asked.

"His emotions say he is in fact 100% serious," Jasper informed us.

"EMMETT! You are being bossed around by her?" Edward asked in outrage.

"Well.... I..... uhhh..... no?" Emmett said confused.

"You are a sad, strange little man," Jasper said, emphasizing the word 'little'.

"I AM NOT LITTLE!" Emmett yelled self-consciously.

"Whatever you say, Emmett..." Edward said snickering.

Rose!!! Am I little?" Emmett asked.

"I don't really care," She said.

"Well you're helpful."

"WHAT did you just say?" Rose asked furiously.

"Nothing," Emmett said quickly, too quickly.

"Oh just shut up! ALL OF YOU!" I yelled.

Everyone became silent. "Thank you," I sighed in relief.

"Now it is my turn." I said happily.

No one said anything.

"Rose, truth or dare?" I asked.