Chatting with the Cullens (and Bella)

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DangerMagnet: FLESHLING

MasochisticLion: Yes, love?

DangerMagnet: I am taking all the pepperoni and running away to Jacob’s house!

MasochisticLion: NOOOOOOOOO!

DangerMagnet: He is already on his way to pick me up!

MasochisticLion: Don’t go!

DangerMagnet: It’s too late!

DangerMagnet: He is down the street!! >:)

MasochisticLion: why, oh why?

DangerMagnet: Cuz I wanna, yo

MasochisticLion: ???

DangerMagnet: YAHHH TRICK YAHHH

MasochisticLion: Don’t go all gangsta on me or I will be forced to call…

MasochisticLion: EMMETT

MasochisticLion: And tell him to call…

MasochisticLion: THE FUZZ!!! >:D

DangerMagnet: I’m a cholo and we aren’t scared of no Fuzz :{D

MasochisticLion: He is calling the Fuzz’s ANTI-DRUNKIE ORGANIZATION!

DangerMagnet: NOOOOOO!!!

MasochisticLion: Yessss!!! >:P

DangerMagnet: Ooh Jacob is here!

DangerMagnet: Gotta go find that pepperoni

DangerMagnet: BYE!

MasochisticLion: The Fuzz will prevail!

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DangerMagnet: Hey

MasochisticLion: Are you with the dog?

DangerMagnet: Yeah

MasochisticLion: What are you doing?

DangerMagnet: Well right now I’m talking to you because Jake is outside

DangerMagnet: Because it is easier to go number 2 as a wolf

DangerMagnet: Also I’m eating pepperoni

MasochisticLion: Okay

DangerMagnet: AAAHHHH!!!

DangerMagnet: SPICY PEPPERONI!

DangerMagnet: TOO SPICY!

DangerMagnet: I NEED SOME CHOCOLATE!

DangerMagnet: BRB

MasochisticLion: Wouldn’t normal people drink water or something?

MasochisticLion: ??

MasochisticLion: Hello?

DangerMagnet: I’m back

DangerMagnet: HEY!

DangerMagnet: Are you saying I’m not normal?

MasochisticLion: No…

DangerMagnet: Ugh!

MasochisticLion: What?

DangerMagnet: The chocolate is too sweet and he is OUT OF LEMON JUICE!!!

MasochisticLion: -gasp-

DangerMagnet: Jacob just came waddling in.

DangerMagnet: Ooh…

MasochisticLion: What?

DangerMagnet: He forgot toilet paper.

MasochisticLion: Stupid dog.

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MasochisticLion: Was it something I said?

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EmotionDude: Alice?

PsychicPixie: Yes, Jasper?

EmotionDude: There is something I have to tell you…

EmotionDude: About Barbies…

PsychicPixie: What?

PsychicPixie: Do you collect them?

EmotionDude: Um no, why do you ask??

PsychicPixie: Bella was in the mood for toast and found one in the toaster…

PsychicPixie: I put it in the garbage disposal!

EmotionDude: NOT CELINE DION!

EmotionDude: I mean…

EmotionDude: Emmett is gonna freak

PsychicPixie: Oh well…

PsychicPixie: What was it that you wanted to tell me?

EmotionDude: Um…

PsychicPixie: ??

EmotionDude: Oh yeah

EmotionDude: Mike Newton collects them

PsychicPixie: I already knew that

EmotionDude: Oh

PsychicPixie: Yeah, you were the one who told me…

EmotionDude: Right…

PsychicPixie: Is that all?

EmotionDude: Uh….Bye

PsychicPixie: ??

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GorgeousBlonde: has signed on

Shop_Till_U_Drop: Heyy

GorgeousBlonde: Heyya

Shop_Till_U_Drop: Who is this?

GorgeousBlonde: Rosalie Hale. DUH!!! The most beautiful person alive- no wait…

GorgeousBlonde: I’m dead…

Shop_Till_U_Drop: OMG me too!

GorgeousBlonde: No shit??? Awesome!!!

Shop_Till_U_Drop: Let’s ask Alice if she wants to go shopping

GorgeousBlonde: SWEET!

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DangerMagnet: Hey

DangerMagnet: I’m home

MasochisticLion: Can I come over?? ;)

DangerMagnet: Sure

DangerMagnet: Should I save you some pepperoni?

DangerMagnet: Chocolate?

DangerMagnet: Lemon juice?

MasochisticLion: No thanks x3…

DangerMagnet: Oh right!!!

DangerMagnet: You don’t eat because you are an…

DangerMagnet: ANNOREXIC VAMPIRE

MasochisticLion: Sure… whatever… (Damn it she found out my secret!)

DangerMagnet: -dialing-

DangerMagnet: The Fuzz say they will be over there shortly!! >:)

MasochisticLion: okay (not the fuzz! They will expose me for who I truly am!)

MasochisticLion: I’m coming over before the Fuzz arrives here

DangerMagnet: Okay ... :(

DangerMagnet: CRAP!

MasochisticLion: ?

DangerMagnet: I whacked the funny bone of my knee….

DangerMagnet: OWWWWW!!!!! T.T

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PsychicPixie: Sorry

GrizzlyMan: About what?

PsychicPixie: I threw away your Celine Dion Barbie

GrizzlyMan: …*smirks*

GrizzlyMan: HAHAHAHAHA

PsychicPixie: What?

GrizzlyMan: That was Jasper’s!!! :D

PsychicPixie: Jasper…

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GrizzlyMan: hehehe

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EmotionDude has signed on

GrizzlyMan has signed on

EmotionDude: YOU…

GrizzlyMan: ?

EmotionDude: You ratted me out…

GrizzlyMan: oh crap!

EmotionDude: That’s right, RUN!

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GrizzlyMan: Hello?

GrizzlyMan: This is Esme.

GrizzlyMan: Is anyone there?

GrizzlyMan: I am going to break up the fight between Jasper and Emmett.

GrizzlyMan: Bye!

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