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Being Babysat

Well here i am with my friend and we wanted to write a story about Emmet and Rose watching Bella for a weekend while edward goes hunting. What happens?

Hello it's me cullencovengirl117 and iLOVEtoHATEtwilightHATERS we just decided to write this story!

5. I'm Just Here To Rumble Bro

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“Snot Face?” Emmett called. I was tired and sore. I moaned and rolled over.

“Why did you call her snot face?” Alice asked.

“Because I’m Drop Dead Fred and I need a Snot Face,” Emmett said in a duh tone.

“Let me sleep,” I said rolling over again.

“No,” Emmett said.

“Bite me,” I said then I realized what I said and started cracking up. I sat up then sighed. “Do I have to go to dance? Can’t I have a more laid back job? Oh I could be a babysitter!” I said thinking back to the times when I would babysit the little kids who lived next door to me in Phoenix.


“AHHHHHHHH!” yelled one of the little boys I was watching. His name was Kenny. I turned around, Kenny was wearing a little gladiator outfit (including a plastic sword) and he was running at me. I whipped around and ran. But he was to close; he hit me with his sword then with his shield. Then Kenny’s little brother; Ian ran out of his room with a nerf gun, he shot me. And those little things that if you lick it sticks to really anything. Yeah that was stuck to my forehead. I stared shocked. But one thing I should have known by now is never stop when you are babysitting a 4 and 6 year old boys.

When the night was over the first thing I said to Emmett was, “I want to dance, please tell me they still have an opening.”

Emmett just started laughing, but nodded his head. I looked like I had been tortured. I had a circle dot in the middle of my forehead on where I had gotten shot, my hair was all over the place, and my favorite shoes had been torn up. Don’t ask how those two little boys had managed to do all of that stuff to me in 3 hours but they did.

The next day I went back to dance. But before I could dance Edward appeared out of no where, I’m serious one minute I was just standing there staring in disbelief at the girl stretching in front of me she was really flexible, but then Edward was in front of me. He just picked me up and ran. But Emmett was in front of the exit.

Emmett: “She’s staying here,”

Edward: “No she’s not,”

Emmett: “Yes,”

Edward: “No,”

Emmett: “YES!”

Edward: “NO! I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE TERRIBLY!” Then Edward kicked Emmett in the shin and with me still slung over his shoulder he ran.

“You found me!” I exclaimed. Then I kissed Edward on the cheek and cuddled into his chest. But my joy of being with Edward again stopped soon.

That night when we were both curled up on the hotel bed Emmett, Alice, Jasper, and Rose broke into the room. “I thought Edward wanted you to die terribly,” I called to Emmett.

“It takes more then a stupid vampire to stop EMMETT CULLEN!” Emmet said moving his hips in a weird jerking motion. Edward tightened his hold on my waist, and let out a snarl.

Emmett turned to Jasper, “whose side are you on?”

“I’m just here to rumble bro,” Jasper said nodding his head. In a swift motion Edward pushed me out of the way. They were going to fight! Over me! I had to stop this.

“Check this Juliet!” Emmett yelled.