The big concert!!!
All the Cullen's are about to go to a Hannah Montana concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny, funny, funny. This story doesn't give away anything in any of the books!
1. Concert TIme!
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Concerts and Pig faces!
Alice: Okay I am ready to go! LIFE’S WHAT YOU MAKE IT SO LET’S MAKE IT ROCK! Look I am Lily from Hannah Montana!!!!! -Comes in through the back door dressed in black tights, short white skirt, purple and white t-shirt that has a neon orange flower on it, neon green high heals, and a bright yellow heart necklace, and a purple wig-
Emmet: You know, I don’t even want to know why you are dressed like that. -Covers eyes with the pillow he was hugging.-
Bella: I don’t know if you would like to know but Alice, Rosalie, and I forgot to tell you something!! It is a huge surprise!!
Jasper, Edward, and Emmet: WHAT WHAT WHAT!?
Bella: We are going to a Hannah Montana concert!!
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice start screaming their heads off. All the guys are shocked. Do they even like Hannah Montana?!
Edward: HANNAH MONTANA, HANNAH MONTANA, I LOVE HER… I mean…. Cool Hannah Montana…. I have heard better, like my sweet Bella. -Smiles really big and tries to stroke Bella’s hair.-
Bella: Don’t you even think that that will turn me on. That was kind of creepy. Emphasis on the CREEPY, AND THE KIND OF!
Emmet and Jasper: OOH REJECTED! R TO THE E TO THE JECTED! EDWARD GOT REJECTED!
Edward: Shut up fish face! Like you could do better! –Snarls under breath-
Emmet: Hey Rosalie…. –growls at her-
Rosalie: Hahahahahahahaha! –Starts laughing non stop-
Emmet: What’s so funny? –Looks up at her with the saddest face-
Rosalie: I don’t know haha why but you really haha look like a haha PIG!
Emmet: Oh thanks love you too honey bunches of oats. –Sarcasm pours out of his ears-
Edward: Here piggy piggy piggy!!!! –Whistles at Emmet-
Emmet: YOU BETTER STOP IT!!!! Edward: Make me. Hey Jasper, Alice what are you guys doing over in that dark corner that is filled with depression.
Alice: Oh ow… ow… pain… pain! Jasper, go get me a new knife. This one broke! Ow… oh I think I am going to faint, too much blood. Oh ok the pain stopped. Phew! Jasper, hurry up!
Bella: Alice are you cutting yourself?!?!
Alice: No I am opening up an envelope! I gave myself a paper cut because it won’t open so I used a plastic knife and it broke. So now Jasper is going to get me a new one. -Holds up envelope and knife. The top part of the knife was broken off and in her other hand.-
Edward: Okay so we know she isn’t cutting herself so… WHEN DOES THE CONCERT START?! I CAN’T WAIT TO… uh… eat the food that they have there. Yeah that was what I was going to say. –Looks at Bella with wide eyes so she wouldn’t know his little secret-
Bella: We all know you love Hannah Montana. We don’t really care, so belt it out!
Edward: HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA I AM GOING TO MEET HANNAH MONTANA. SHE IS SO COOL! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! SHE IS THE BEST SINGER EVER!!! HANNAH MONTANA! EVERYONE IS SAYING THAT SHE IS REALLY MILEY!!! THAT IS SUCH A LIE! I KNOW MILEY SHE IS A NORMAL GIRL AND SHE HAS BROWN HAIR NOT BLONDE! JEEZ, HOW STUPID DO THEY THINK I AM?! –Gets his Hannah Montana pillow and squeezes it as he hyperventilates.-
Bella: Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana! IDIOT! - Whacks Edward on the side of his head-
Edward: Owwie. Meany face. –sticks tongue out at her- Alice: GUESS WHAT BELLA??!!?!?!?!?
Alice: I HEARD THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GOING TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH I CAN’T WAIT! SO IS DEMI LAVATO!
Jasper: -walks in with a new knife- DEMI LAVATO?!?!?! –faints right then and there at Alice’s feet- 10 minutes later
Alice: Jasper?! Jasper???!??!?!? Wake up!!!! You will miss Demi Lavato!
Jasper: NOOO!!! I WILL NOT MISS HER PREFORMANCE AND HER BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Rosalie: Ewww… what is that big thing on your face?! Oh my gosh!!! Perfect skin Jasper has a pimple!!!! What is Demi Lavato going to think of you now? –holds mirror to Jasper’s face-
Jasper: NOOOO I CAN’T HAVE A PIMPLE!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE????
Alice: Just kidding Jasper! I got a variety of fake pimples at the Dollar store! To go with my buck tooth teeth and my redneck bandana! By the way when Halloween comes up, I am being a redneck. I am not just doing this for fun so don’t worry!
Jasper: You’re mean!!! –Tries to rip it off-
Bella: Are we going?! I can’t wait to see my cute perfect face Joe Jonas taking pictures with me and…. –voice trailed off as she was dreaming-
Edward: Hey! So you would pick Joe Jonas over a stud muffin like me! How pitiful! Well I am going to marry Hannah Montana so, ha suck on that!
Bella: Fine then Joe is all mine! Alice: Nick is mine!
Jasper: What?! –Gasps-
Rosalie: YAY I GET KEVIN!! OH HE IS THE HOTTEST ONE OF ALL! –smiles at the picture that is in her mind-
Emmet: What? That’s not fair there is no girl for me to like!!!!!!!!! –hugs his pillow as he starts crying-
Alice: I heard the cheetah girls are coming too! You can have one of them!
Emmet: I want Sabrina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –stops sniffling and starts dancing like a monkey-
Edward: I want Keily!!!!!!! Jasper: I want the other one that I don’t remember the name of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Smiles of embarrassment-
Emmet: THAN I HAVE ONLY ONE GIRL AND YOU GUYS HAVE TWO!!!!! NOT FAIR I HATE YOU GUYS! HMPH! –Sticks his head in between the couch cushions-
Edward: Just kidding! I don’t like Keily anyways. I have Hannah and Bella.
Bella: I like how you said Hannah’s name first. –sobs-
Edward: I was just naming you guys in alphabetical order! –hugs Bella-
Bella: EDWARD!!! MY NAME COMES FIRST IN THE ALPHABET!!!!!!!!!!!! –Cries-
Edward: Oh….. oops…. Duh Edward dummy! –Slaps himself in the head-
Emmet: Yeah nice going idiot! –Slaps Edward with his pillow that has a picture of the cheetah girls on it.-
Bella: Ok guys let’s go! We are going to take my truck!
Bella: DON’T COMPLAIN!
To be continued in next story…