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Utube With The Volturi

Summary:
Well, it's what it says. Bella is a vampire, Caius is the director, and Jane is the camera woman. Rated teen for swearing.


Notes:
Hey! There really isn't much to say, I said it in the summary! Hope you like it!


2. Forget Grandma!! It's Charlie!!!

Rating 5/5   Word Count 469   Review this Chapter

Edward

Charlie got run over by a werewolf

Walking home from Billy’s house Super-Bowl night

You can say there’s no such thing as monsters

But as for me and Bella, we believe.

He’d been drinking too much alcohol,

But no one begged him not to go.

But he left his car keys,

And he staggered out the door into the rain.

No one found him the next morning,

At the scene of the attack.

‘Cause he had paw prints on his forehead,

And something much worse on his back.

Charlie got run over by a werewolf

Walking home from Billy’s house Super-Bowl night

You can say there’s no such thing as monsters

But as for me and Bella, we believe.

Now, we were all so proud of Bella,

She hasn't cared one bit.

You can see her here with the Cullens,

Drinking blood and spoofing Utube videos.

Life goes on without Charlie,

All the family’s dressing nice.

And we can’t help but wonder,

What to do with his dead body?

Charlie got run over by a werewolf

Walking home from Billy’s house Super-Bowl night

You can say there’s no such thing as monsters

But as for me and Bella, we believe.

Now the blood is on the table,

And the juicy organs,

And the brown and silver fur,

That would just have matched the hair on Charlie’s head.

I’ve warned all my fellow Forksmen,

Better watch out for your necks!

They should never give a collar,

To a dog that transforms back into a man.

Charlie got run over by a werewolf

Walking home from Billy’s house Super-Bowl night

You can say there’s no such thing as monsters

But as for me and Bella, we believe.

Jane: Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, CUT!

Caius: That’s a wrap!

Bella: Okay, I get this, but will anyone else get it? It’s not like there is a book on my life…

Edward: Quickly, what are we going to do next?

Alice: OMG! EDWARD, DID YOU NOT TELL BELLA ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!

Bella: What did Edward not tell me?

Emmett: Oh, we used the pen name “Stephenie Meyer” and wrote a book about your Cullen life.

Bella: WHAT? What did you do about Mike, he’s bound to read that sappy stuff.

Edward: You think our relationship is sappy?

Bella: No, but Mike did.

Pheon: I wiped their minds.

Bella: Thank GOD! You did wipe the werewolves minds too, right?

Pheon: Werewolves? Ohhhhhhh, the mutts. No, I killed them.

Jasper: How did you manage that?

Emmett: Without ME!?!?!?

Pheon: I just wiped their minds up to the age of 1.

Emmett: Now I’m really pissed for you not inviting me…

Rosalie: Shut up Emmett.

Emmett: Cold, much?

Pheon: Emmett, you can come next time.

Emmett: YES!!! I LOVE ME SOME ROASTED DOGS!!!

Rosalie: Shut up Emmett.

Emmett: (Mimicing) Shut up Rosalie.

Rosalie: Fine then.

Emmett: Glad the Drama Queen Cullen is gone!

Rosalie: I HEARD THAT!!!

Pheon: Let’s just stop before you get into any more trouble, Emmett…

Emmett: Hey, Pheon. Make sure Rose remembers NONE of this conversation.

Pheon: You got it Emmett.

Jasper: Finally, someone else SPEAKS!

Alice: LET’S JUST ALL GO SHOPPING!!!!

Caius: Let’s not and get a move on our next spoof!

Cullens: Let’s do it!