Utube With The Volturi
Well, it's what it says. Bella is a vampire, Caius is the director, and Jane is the camera woman. Rated teen for swearing.
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3. Australian + Mexican = The Deep Voice Dude and a Pissed Off Marcus
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The Deep Voice Dude: Welcome to Australian Jeopardy, live from Mexico!!!
D. V. Dude: With your host, Carlisle Cullen!
Carlisle: Here are today’s contestants.
Emmett: I LIKE ENCHILADAS!!!!
Carlisle: How interesting.
Alec: I despise everyone here.
Carlisle: Good to know.
Carlisle: Emmett, pick the first clue.
Emmett: I’ll have “Human Food” for 200.
Carlisle: This bakery type item consists of fluffy goodness, and blueberries.
Marcus: what is ice cream.
Carlisle: Hell NO!
Alec: What is French fries.
Emmett: OO! I KNOW! WHAT ARE BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!
Carlisle: Correct! Next question.
Carlisle: This Czech dish is a type of roll covered in poppyseed.
Carlisle: T00 bad!
Marcus: what is rolicky.
Alec: What the fuck? That’s exactly what I said!
Carlisle: You didn’t say “What is”.
Alec: It is the first round! You are supposed to let people off on that!
Carlisle: T00 bad. Next question.
Marcus: i’ll have “Bitch” for 600.
Carlisle: Daily Double!
Marcus: i’ll wager 1,000
Carlisle: You do realize you can bet 1,000,000. Right?
Marcus: really? i’ll bet that.
Carlisle: This electronic company produced the “Goomba”.
Marcus: what kind of a question is that.
Carlisle: We’re bitches for making these insane questions!!!
Marcus: screw you.
Carlisle: Oh well. You lose $1,000,000.
Marcus: at least i don’t have to pay you the million.
Marcus: i hate this damn show.
Carlisle: That’s nice.
Marcus: bitch for 200.
Carlisle: This collector is the founder of Pieper and Associates.
Alec: Who is George Bush?
Carlisle: NO! The only thing Bush can do is dodge shoes. Damn! He’s good at that.
Emmett: I say he has cat-like reflexes!!! Oh. Who is Jim Pieper?
Carlisle: Correct! How did you know that?
Emmett: I just did.
Alice: THAT LIAR!!!!!!!!
Back with Carlisle
Carlisle: And that ends this game, with Alec at,
Carlisle: Marcus at,
Marcus: -$9,999,800.Carlisle: And our champion Emmett at,
Emmett: $600! BOO YAH!!!!!!!!!!
Carlisle: According to show rules, Alec and Marcus owe 1,000,400. Respectively.
Emmett: YES!!!! NOW I CAN GET ME A POKEMON YELLOW VERSION!
Rosalie from the side: ACCEM!?!?!?
Emmett: and an outfit for Rose.
(Emmett: And some werewolf assassins.)
Edward: I heard that Emmett, don’t do it. Pheon will do a much better job.
Alice: For much, much less.
Emmett: I AM SO RICH!
Edward: We were rich beforehand…
Emmett: SHUT UP!
Jane: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, CUT!
Caius: That’s a wrap!
Pheon aside to Edward: Why are Rosalie and Emmett together? And what will I do better?
Edward: Emmett was going to hire were-wolf assassins to kill Rosalie.
Pheon: I’d gladly do it. Does he really want that though?
Jasper: Yes. Yes he does. Before this he would have said no, but now he says yes.
Pheon: If you’re sure. I’ll talk to him first.
Alice’s Phone: Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring Banana Phone!!!!!!!!
Alice: It’s Emmett!
Alice: Uhh huh. Okie-Dokie!
Alice: He and Rose can hear us.
Pheon: Oh yeahhhhh. They’re right there.
Rosalie: Shut up.
Pheon: Good job Emmett!!!
Emmett: Thank you!
Alice: You liar!!!
asper: See ya! I’m starving!
Pheon: I’ll come.
Emmett: Me too.
Emmett: By the way, what do you eat Pheon? Your eyes are pink.
Pheon: Mainly animals. I forget and eat humans sometimes too.
All but the Volturi: YOU FORGET!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pheon: Yea. I wiped my own mind ‘cause of painful human memories.
Rosalie: YOU BETTER COME BACK SOON EMMETT!
Emmett: Fine! Jesus!
Caius: DAMN! Rose should have been in the “Bitches” category.
Everybody else but Rose: Hell yes.
Pheon: Emmett, my services are open.
Emmett: Do it!
Rosalie: What just happened?
Emmett: You said that you didn’t want a new outfit with my Australian Jeopardy winnings.
Edward: And that you wanted to donate all of your clothes to charity.
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