Utube With The Volturi
Well, it's what it says. Bella is a vampire, Caius is the director, and Jane is the camera woman. Rated teen for swearing.
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4. Jepardy Is Back!!! Unfortunatly, So Is an Incorrect Answer...
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D. V. T.: Welcome to another episode of Australian Jepardy, Live From Mexico!
D. Person whose name changes all the time: Here’s your host, Carlisle Cullen!!!!!
Jasper: Carlisle is hunting. I’m the host!!!! Woo Hoo!!!
Audience Noise: BOOOO!!!!
Jasper: Come again?
Audience Noise: WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Jasper: That’s better.
Jasper: Here are our contestants.
Emmett: WOO! I have winnings of 1,001,000!!!!
Jasper: Good for you.
A random two year old: PUPPY!!!
George Bush: I take offense to the last episode.
Jasper: Wait… NO! GEORGE BUSH IS A VAMPIRE!?!?!?!?
D. Thingy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
George Bush: You can thank Aro. He turned me for this episode.
Aro: Don’t worry!
Jasper: This sucks.
Jasper: Unfortunatly, Bush gets to choose first.
Bush: I’ll take classic jokes for 200.
Jasper: This type of joke occasionally features millions of bannanas followed by an orange.
Emmett: OO! What is a knock-knock joke!
Jasper: Yes. Next question.
Emmett: Major Screw-ups for 200.
Jasper: The worst president ever… (hee hee)
George Bush: Who is Nixon?J
Alec: WHAT!?!? HE DIDN’T SAY WHO IS?
Jasper: So? It was probably a coincidence that he said “him” in good context. I don’t care.
Bush: I’M NOT THE WORST PRESIDENT!!!!
Alec: Screw you, Emmett, and your bitch of a dad.
Jasper: Thank you. Next clue.
Jasper: Daily Double!
Jasper: WOW. Some odds.
Jasper: Who knew about New Orleans + Hurrican Katrina, and helped before Bush did?
Jasper: OMG! THAT’S RIGHT!
Alec: WHAT ABOUT THE “WHAT IS”?
Jasper: Who FUCKING cares?
Jasper: I mean, “Who FUCKING cares about your DAMN problems?”
Esme: Much better.
Jasper: Next Question.
Jasper: Fast food joint.
Jasper: D. Thingy-Magiger, drop water all over, I must be dreaming.
Alice: YOU’RE A VAMPIRE!!!! YOU CAN’T SLEEP!!!!!
Jasper: Oh well.
Emmett: It’s a robot!
Jasper: Yes, and you’re captain obvious.
Jasper: That’s cheating, so A.R.T.Y.O’s money is negative.
Emmett: WHOO HOO!
Jasper: That ends today’s program with,
Emmett: Just today, I have, $200. (The Champion)
Bush: I have -$400.
Jasper: And little baby robo has, -$1,000,800.
Jasper: That brings Emmett’s winnings up to $2,002,400.
Jasper: Due to taxes, Emmett’s winnings will be 74% Italy’s and 24% Aro’s, and 2% Emmett’s.
Emmett: Oh well, I’ll earn more tommorrow!!!
Jasper: See you here tommorrow for another episode of Australian Jepardy live from Mexico!
Jane: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, CUT!
Caius: That’s a rap!
Emmett: How come we did this again?
Caius: Why not?
Emmett: Good point.
Edward: I think that someone out there is really tired. Let’s skip to the fight.
Emmett: What fight?
Alice: The one between you and Rose, where Pheon gets involved.
Emmett: Just because that happened a few times…
Rosalie: I married an idiot.
Jasper: While enjoying curry, watch this, it’s the top ten movie monsters of all time!
Jasper: Featuring the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man!!!!!!!!!!
Pheon: Mild Cussing! By the way, what does this have to do with anything?
Emmett: Nothing, it just stalls a little.
Rosalie: I think it’s stupid.
Emmett: It’s hysterical!!!!!!!!
Pheon: What do you see in her, Emmett?
Emmett: An evil beast in high heels.
Emmett: That’s obsessive.
Pheon: EVERYBODY THINKS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: HEY I’M STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pheon: That is very unfortunatly.
Emmett: Pheon, wiping time!
Alice: What happened to Bush and Mr. Robo-Baby?
Aro: Bush, dead. Mr. Robo-Baby, a soda machine at McDonalds.
Emmett: DAMN! ROSE IS SO WHINEY!
Pheon: Erasing time!
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