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Utube With The Volturi

Summary:
Well, it's what it says. Bella is a vampire, Caius is the director, and Jane is the camera woman. Rated teen for swearing.

Notes:
Hey! There really isn't much to say, I said it in the summary! Hope you like it!

4. Jepardy Is Back!!! Unfortunatly, So Is an Incorrect Answer...

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D. V. T.: Welcome to another episode of Australian Jepardy, Live From Mexico!

D. Person whose name changes all the time: Here’s your host, Carlisle Cullen!!!!!

Jasper: Carlisle is hunting. I’m the host!!!! Woo Hoo!!!

Audience Noise: BOOOO!!!!

Jasper: Come again?

Audience Noise: WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Jasper: That’s better.

Jasper: Here are our contestants.

Emmett: WOO! I have winnings of 1,001,000!!!!

Jasper: Good for you.

A random two year old: PUPPY!!!

Jasper: Why?

George Bush: I take offense to the last episode.

Jasper: WHY?

Jasper: Wait… NO! GEORGE BUSH IS A VAMPIRE!?!?!?!?

D. Thingy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

George Bush: You can thank Aro. He turned me for this episode.

Aro: Don’t worry!

Jasper: This sucks.

A.R.T.Y.O.: Doggy!

Jasper: Unfortunatly, Bush gets to choose first.

Bush: I’ll take classic jokes for 200.

Jasper: This type of joke occasionally features millions of bannanas followed by an orange.

Emmett: OO! What is a knock-knock joke!

Jasper: Yes. Next question.

Emmett: Major Screw-ups for 200.

Jasper: The worst president ever… (hee hee)

George Bush: Who is Nixon?J

asper: No.

A.R.T.Y.O: Him?

Jasper: YES!

Alec: WHAT!?!? HE DIDN’T SAY WHO IS?

Jasper: So? It was probably a coincidence that he said “him” in good context. I don’t care.

Bush: I’M NOT THE WORST PRESIDENT!!!!

Alec: Screw you, Emmett, and your bitch of a dad.

Jasper: Thank you. Next clue.

A.R.T.Y.O: 400!

Jasper: Daily Double!

A.R.T.Y.O: Million!

Jasper: WOW. Some odds.

Jasper: Who knew about New Orleans + Hurrican Katrina, and helped before Bush did?

A.R.T.Y.O: Canadia!

Jasper: OMG! THAT’S RIGHT!

Alec: WHAT ABOUT THE “WHAT IS”?

Jasper: Who FUCKING cares?

Esme: Jasper!

Jasper: I mean, “Who FUCKING cares about your DAMN problems?”

Esme: Much better.

Jasper: Next Question.

A.R.T.Y.O: 600.

Jasper: Fast food joint.

A.R.T.Y.O: McDonalds.

Jasper: YES!

Jasper: D. Thingy-Magiger, drop water all over, I must be dreaming.

Alice: YOU’RE A VAMPIRE!!!! YOU CAN’T SLEEP!!!!!

Jasper: Oh well.

A.R.T.Y.O: Bzzzt.

Emmett: It’s a robot!

Jasper: Yes, and you’re captain obvious.

Emmett: YEAY!!!!

Jasper: wow.

Jasper: That’s cheating, so A.R.T.Y.O’s money is negative.

Emmett: WHOO HOO!

Jasper: That ends today’s program with,

Emmett: Just today, I have, $200. (The Champion)

Bush: I have -$400.

Jasper: And little baby robo has, -$1,000,800.

Jasper: That brings Emmett’s winnings up to $2,002,400.

Jasper: Due to taxes, Emmett’s winnings will be 74% Italy’s and 24% Aro’s, and 2% Emmett’s.

Emmett: Oh well, I’ll earn more tommorrow!!!

Jasper: See you here tommorrow for another episode of Australian Jepardy live from Mexico!

Jane: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, CUT!

Caius: That’s a rap!

Emmett: How come we did this again?

Caius: Why not?

Emmett: Good point.

Edward: I think that someone out there is really tired. Let’s skip to the fight.

Emmett: What fight?

Alice: The one between you and Rose, where Pheon gets involved.

Emmett: Just because that happened a few times…

Rosalie: I married an idiot.

Jasper: While enjoying curry, watch this, it’s the top ten movie monsters of all time!

Alice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVvok4S_9E

Jasper: Featuring the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man!!!!!!!!!!

Pheon: Mild Cussing! By the way, what does this have to do with anything?

Emmett: Nothing, it just stalls a little.

Pheon: Oooookay…

Rosalie: I think it’s stupid.

Emmett: It’s hysterical!!!!!!!!

Rosalie: No.

Emmett: UGGG!

Pheon: What do you see in her, Emmett?

Emmett: An evil beast in high heels.

Emmett: That’s obsessive.

Pheon: EVERYBODY THINKS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosalie: HEY I’M STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett: Unfortunatly.

Pheon: That is very unfortunatly.

Emmett: Pheon, wiping time!

Pheon: K.

Rosalie: Huh?

Emmett: Ugg.

Alice: What happened to Bush and Mr. Robo-Baby?

Aro: Bush, dead. Mr. Robo-Baby, a soda machine at McDonalds.

Emmett: DAMN! ROSE IS SO WHINEY!

Pheon: Erasing time!