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Jake, The Mighty Werewolf.

Summary:
Jacob helps Bella get her life backon the line when sparkle-boy leaves her, but gets crud back.

Notes:
This a parody of the song "Puff, the Magic Dragon." You should look up the lyrics and the music at youtube to fully appreciate it.

1. Jake, the Mighty Werewolf.

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Steph, the so-so writer, lived in A.Z.

And wrote about a gloomy place, in Forks, Washington, you see.

Vampo Edward Cullen loved that clumsy Swan,

And brought her cars and anemia and over her would fawn.


Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolickes in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.

Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolickes in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.


Together they would rag on a wolf with a poofy tail

Even though he helped her get her life back when Edward sailed.

Noble things he did, but he was ditched in shame,

Poor old Jake lowered his head when back that Edward came.


Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolickes in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.

Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolickes in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.


A werewolf lives forever, same as vampire boys

Vampire wings and engagement rings make way for some more toys.

One gray night it happened, Jake ran out the door,

And Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, so loudly he did roar.


Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolicked in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.

Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolicked in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.


His head was bent in sorrow, his tears, they fell like rain

Jake no longer went to play along the La Push lane

Without his so-called friend, Jake could not behave

And Ed, that dang vampire, he lost his head that day.


Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolicked in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.

Jake, the Mighty Werewolf, lives by the sea,

And frolicked in the woods so near Forks, Washington, you see.