The oven mitt
Bella and edward try to get nessie to eat human food. When Emmett get tied in, you know a bet is involved. I AM IN NEED OF A BANER! if u can think of one, please send it to me !
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3. The Cucumber
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I am so gonna win!
Sure, I know, I kinda messed up last time. But this time I will prevail! As funny as it would be to watch Bella eating the amount Jacob eats, I should do it carefully. Not just because she's a newborn. Well, let's just say she won't let me into our bedroom for a while. Sigh. Guess I only have on choice left.
Edward's thinking up something. My Bella senses are tingling. Thing Bella, think. Aha! I have a brilliant idea.
"Oh, Nessie." I called her sweetly. "Yes, momma." She called back innocently.
"Are you hungry?" I asked. I picked her up. Her hand touched her chin as she answered. "I'm not sure mommy, depends what I can eat." she said with a smile. Darnn. This is gonna be harder then I thought.
lollipop, lollipop, oo, lolly lollipop, lollipop.
God, Emmet's stupid.
shopping shopping shopping !!!!
hmm, where's Jasper?
Must hide. No shopping. No Alice.
crouches into fetal position, sucks thumb.
I'm pretty, right? I'M PRETTY. I AM PRETTY. DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I KNOW YOUR A CAT......
I like kids, my kids messed up. I like flowers. YAY!
Carlisle walks in. slowly backtracks .
I awoke starteled.
I just had a dream that my family went crazy.
Wait, was that a dream? Let's see.
I could hear a conversation from mommy and daddy.
" THAT'S RIGHT EDWARD, WHO RULES?" My mother yelled. "You do love." Daddy said quietly. He sounded scared.
This is not normal.
I crept downstairs, my little designer night gown swaying. Darn you Alice. This thing might look pretty, but it's really uncomfortable. As I peep around the corner, I say daddy on his knees. Is that a potato? No. what is it? Oh. my. God."DADDY!" I yelled "Oops." said mommy. Shock crossed his face. "Baby, its not what it looks like." Daddy apologized. "Your a liar!" I yelled.
I ran upstairs, fury crossed my body. Maybe sleep will help. Nope. Hmm? I know! I picked up my pink phone. Mom protested letting me get one. I mean, I look like a five year old. I dialed my favourite number. "Jakey..."
Crap. Crap. Crap.
I knew I shouldn't have told Nessie. But me and stupid brain had to go ahead and say it.
Three months earlier
"Daddy?" My sweet innocent Nessie asked. "Yes, baby?" I answered her with a smile.
"Why was Jasper begging Alice for a cucumber?" she asked, her face contorting into a confused expression. Oh. Crap. "Um, well, honey, That's something grownups do when they are bored." "Hmm?" Urg. Well, might as well get this over with. "Bella?" I whispered. " A little help?"
She was immediately at my side. I told her what Nessie had asked me. Her jaw dropped.
"Oh." she whispered. "Well, Nessie," Deep breath. Since I could not talk, Bella said it for me.
"Nessie, That's what couples do when they don't have any kids, because they get bored," she explained sweetly. "But," I added."You can get in a lot of trouble for doing it." I said. "You might even go to jail." Bella whispered. Nessie looked horrified."Are you and mommy ever going to do it?" Nessie asked. Maybe. I thought to myself."Of course not" Bella said.
back to the present