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Full Moon

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Nessie leaves to go to a boarding school in England and leaves Jacob behind so she can have some space. But what happens when she realizes that she loves him? *Rated teen just in case!* **Thank you MRSBellaCullenBlack for this beautiful banner! You totally rock!** Jacob and Renesmee


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16. Jake, You're About to Sleep in the Doghouse

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Five hours and 50 bags later, Aunt Alice finally said we can go home. We threw all the bags in the car(we had to put a few on my lap) and finally started our drive home. Halfway there, we passed a Jersey Mike's. Normally, I would do anything to NOT eat there, but I had a huge craving for it...and cashews...and ICE CREAM!

"Aunt Alice, pull into the parking lot NOW!" She could see from my expression I might kill her if she didn't. One rule you never should break: NEVER deny anything a pregnant woman demands.

The men working at Jersey Mike's were thrilled to meet us. Of course I ripped the subs out of the guy's hands, who I could tell, had a crush on me, and he saw I was married(and Aunt Alice later told him I was pregnant with twins.) They didn't have my cashews or ice cream, so we also stopped at Target. I ran down the aisles to the food section, and examined what they had. I picked up a random box of cashews, and got Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream. I paid for my stuff, and started eating the cashews in the middle of the parking lot.

"Are all your cravings fed?"Aunt Alice would never understand the word,"Cashews," to a pregnant woman who already has cravings. I was about to tell her I wasn't, just to annoy her, but then I realized I haven't seen Jake for quite a while. So I told her to hurry up. Aunt Alice was probably feeling the same way about Uncle Jasper, so she obeyed. In a few minutes, we were finally home.

I carried in my subs, cashews, and ice cream. Jake, Uncle Emmett, Uncle Jasper, and my dad were all sitting on the couch and watching the game. Jake saw me and stood up and walked over and picked me up and spun me. He saw all the food in my hands and looked hungry.

"You brought me dinner?" he asked. Ha ha Jake, you're funny.

"It's all mine. And if you eat a bite of anything, you will be missing an arm," I threatened.

"Pretty soon you'll be able to pretend you are pregnant if you continue eating that much food." Oh no he didn't. That might earn a missing leg right there!

"Jake, you're about to sleep in the doghouse," I told him. Uncle Emmett had suggested making a dog house so that when Jake was on my nerves, he could sleep in there as a punishment. I trusted the ultrasound guy. Aunt Rose put a dog bowl in there, as well as a few bones and toys.

"I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean it! Please don't throw me out into the cold!" He looked at me with the puppy eyes he knew always worked on me.

"You know, making puppy eyes at me only make me want to kick you out that much more since you're pretending to be a puppy." Uncle Emmett heard this and started laughing. The entire house shook from his laugh. My dad and Uncle Jasper were pretending to cough while they were laughing.

Vampires don't need to cough," I told them as I glared at them. Uncle Jasper sent waves of understanding on me. I guess he was scared of what a hormonal pregnant woman would do to them.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.