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You Don't Know The Half Of It

Summary:
He would've helped. He really, honestly would've. How was The Famous Edward Cullen supposed to know that his high school girlfriend had given birth to his daughter? How was he supposed to know that his ex-girlfriends brother, who was also her best friend, got in a car accident and the hospital wasnt child friendly? How was he supposed to know that his six year old daughter had to stay with him until her uncle recovered? And how was Emmett supposed to know what stupid was a mean word? AN: A little OOC. Oh, who am I kidding? Bella and Edward are so out of character, its not even funny! Well, I hope its funny. But still. You get what I'm saying. Oh, and banner courtesy of lunamoon!


Notes:
This is kind of based off the Game Plan. I watched it with my brother and liked the idea of it so I made it a story. Some of the stuff in her is straight out of the movie, but most of the stuff is mine!


5. Mean Words

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"A man whore is a word you shouldn't know." I explained. "And why does Jack think I'm so not difficult?"

"He said that he saw you sucking face with a girl outside the store when he went in and when he came out you were shoving your tongue down another girls throat. He said you did some other stuff that I don't need to know about. Does sucking face hurt?" She asked. She was so innocent.

"You don't need to know that." I told her. "And Jack doesnt know what he's talking about."This made her angry.

"Uncle Jacky is super smart. He knows everything." She defended her uncle.

"Then why did he get in a car accident?" It was stupid, challenging a six year old, but I was annoyed.

"Because some guy was stupid and didn't know how to step on a brake!" She snapped. It was almost as if I was speaking with Bella. She was so protective of Jack and vice versa. Jack would die for his baby sister. I can just hear her now if someone told her that. 'What? Aren't I good enough to live for?'

"I thought stupid was a mean word." I mocked her.

"It is!" She exclaimed.

"Well, you just said it. Does that make you a mean person?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No!" She hissed.

"Well, if you can say it, it's obviously not a very mean word." I told her.

"It is too." She said through her little teeth. "Do you have paper?" I huffed but pointed to the glove compartment where there was a notepad and a pen. Could she write? She scribbled a few things down and handed them to me at a red light.

Mean Words

STUPID

Lame

Dumb

Idiot

Moron

Loser

Dork

Nerd

"Those are all mean words." She informed me. She had messy scrawl like her mother. It was comforting to see that writing again.

"Fine. If it's so important, I won't say these words." I growled, tossing them back to her.

"Good." She seemed satisfied with herself. Arrogant little rugrat.We got back to my apartment and found everyone already inside.

Esme and Carlisle had a key in case of emergencies. They were eating chips and lounging lazily on my large couch and shaggy rug. Alice was on her stomach on the rug, Rosalie sitting cross legged next to her. Jasper was sitting with his feet up on the coffee table, while Emmett was doing the same. Carlisle was rummaging around in my fridge, while Esme sat on the couch with her legs crossed, waiting for us.

Alice screamed when we came in. I was going to have to have my ears checked if she kept doing that. Damn little sister.

"Lila, go get your clothes ans show me them!" Alice instructed. Lila nodded and got her suitcase from the doorway and brought it to Alice. Alice unzipped it and looked through. She pulled a few dresses and shirts.

"These are gorgeous!" She breathed. "We might be the same size."

"Alice, you're twenty one. Lila is six." Carlisle said as he came back in the room and sat down on my couch next to Esme.

"So? They're the same height, they might as well be the same size." Emmett chuckled.

"Shut up, Emmett!" Alice stuck her tongue out. Lila gasped and ran to get something from the kitchen. She came back with her list of mean words. She had written something at the bottom in big letters.

SHUT UP

"I want you all to look at these." Lila ordered. "All of these words are mean words."

"I agree with her." Esme said looking over the list and passing it to Carlisle. "Though I might add a few others." She eyed Emmett.

"Like what?" Lila asked.

"None of your buisness." Emmett playfully told her, ruffling her hair. She mock glared and tackled him. He screamed out of false fear and laughed as she hit him with her tiny fists.

"I'm a bear!" He roared. I rolled my eyes.

"No. you're not! You're a bunny!" Lila argued. Everyone snickered as Emmett's face fell.

"A bunny? C'mon, Squirt! I wanna be a bear!" Emmett whined.

"Well, that's too bad. You're a bunny." Lila's tone made it final. Emmett pouted.

"You're my bear." Rosalie comforted him from the floor. All you heard was the paper being passed around for a few seconds. Emmett broke the silence.

"Do you have any of those pictures you mentioned, Squirt?" Emmett asked, a dangerous glint in his brown eyes.

"Uh-huh." She answered, getting a few from her bag. She handed him one of Bella, Alice and I. We were at the pumpkin patch, despite our age. I remember that day perfectly.