I Just Can't Wait To Be Queen!
Rosalie never did want to come to Forks. The whole family had to beg her to come, especially Alice. But when she decides to become Homecoming Queen, seduce all of the boys in Forks, and take down the popular girls in Forks, can Alice stop her before too much attention is drawn to the Cullen Family? PreTwilight. Rosalie's POV.
Much thanks to my beta Anna. I don't own any of this, obviously, or my name would be on the books instead of Stephanie Meyer's.
2. Seducing Mike
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The human boys were staring at me. I contemplated my two possibilities… I could make them drool or ignore them. The right thing to do was to ignore them. But that wasn’t any fun…And what else was there to do in Forks? It was just so boring… Alice began to laugh behind me, and after a minute Edward joined in. Emmett growled.
“What is it?” he asked, clearly annoyed that they were sharing a secret joke without him.
“You’ll see. Great idea, Rose!” Alice laughed again, enjoying herself thoroughly.
I chuckled and slid out of my seat. I did my sexiest walk (not that it wasn’t sexy to begin with!) and sat down smoothly next to some human kid. According to the red notebook that stuck out of his backpack, his name was Mike Newton. I immediately decided he needed to lay off the cologne. Bleck! Nasty stuff, whatever it was. Mike smiled, uncertain about my coming over here.
EDWARD! I shouted. Tell Jasper to calm him down. I could see Mike relax, and then proceeded to watch him melt into my golden eyes. His eyes flickered as he looked me over, and I fought back a smirk as I heard Edward pretend to choke on a piece of food behind me. My poor brother. First Emmett’s fantasies and now those of this weak human in front of me. Of course I’m pretty sure Emmett’s are more creative, but that’s beside the point. Besides, there would be plenty of time for that later. The thought excited me, but I focused on the task in front of me. Seducing a human. It was almost too easy. I batted my eyes and stared at him, and I heard his heart flicker to a quicker pace. This pitiful adolescent boy practically folded under my false advances! It was all thanks to my beauty that our large family would be laughing for the next week. I was obviously the most beautiful person in this room. All these humans could never compete. My thoughts went back to my lovely face and how amazing I was… But I was brought back into the human world when Mike opened his mouth. He cleared his throat twice, his round face shining with the sweat that was beginning to bead up on his forehead.
“Hey… Umm… Rosalie?” Geez, the kid was pathetic. He couldn’t even put together a sentence.
“Yes?” I smiled sweetly. Edward chuckled and looked on in anticipation.
“Would you- I mean, well, what I really wanted to say was…” Could he sound any worse?
“Just say it, Mike. You know you want to.” I maxxed out on my flirting powers as I leaned in toward him seductively.
“Will you go to the dance with me?” he asked, a bit breathless.
“Oh Mike, I don’t think that would be the best idea.” He looked crushed. It was hilarious… Almost comical. The smile slowly faded and was replaced with a frown. Turn that frown upside-down! I thought. Edward coughed behind me, trying to hide his laughter. “I mean, I don’t even know if I can go to the dance. Carlisle is debating whether or not to ground me right now.”
Mike looked up at me and looked hopeful again. As if he could ever get someone like me as his little girlfriend.
“Why would he ground you? You couldn’t have done anything wrong…”
You have no idea. I thought wryly. I tried to think of something trivial, that would be worthy of grounding someone. “I spent too much money on clothes.”
“How much is too much?”
Please, there hadn't been an amount that was too much since Alice invested us in Google in 1998. “Oh, I don’t remember. A couple thousand,” I commented, batting my eyes simultaneously.
Alice coughed behind me. That was my signal to end the conversation.
“You know, Mike, I really have to go. My family is waiting for me.” I walked away, winking at him as I left. I slid back into my seat at our table.
I looked back at Mike and found him staring at us. I mouthed that I would see him later and winked again. He smiled with delight and turned back to his own table.
“Wait until tomorrow. That’s when Lauren is coming over here for Edward.” Alice whispered, and Emmett burst out in a few loud guffaws. He swooped down and kissed me. As enjoyable as it was, I had to break away.
“Emmett, dear, I think you might be hurting poor Mike’s feelings.” I grinned sarcastically. Emmett looked over my shoulder. “You are absolutely right. Dang it. What do you say? Skip 6th period?” he said, punching my shoulder.
“Absolutely. Why not skip the rest of the day?” I could hear Edward grit his teeth together. “How about you meet me at our house after lunch?” I added, just to make Edward even madder. Emmett chuckled. “No problem. Race you there!”
Alice stared into space. “Sorry, Rose, but you lose. See you two later!”
And with that, we were off.