Ain't So Innocent
What would happen if some of the most innocent Breaking Dawn characters weren't as innocent as they play out as? Well, everyone knows it's all just an act. But what would happen if all the Cullens-well, most anyways-were gone to hunt and some of the most mischievieous were left behind? What trouble will be caused? Oh, and for those who love Jasper and his evil plans, read this. There will be some pranking. Warning Cullens, you better watch your back. Trouble is lurking in every place you go. Don't say I didn't warn you Cullens!
I'm not the funny type, I'm more serious but sometime funny-I guess- but this is my first 'funny story' so please read.
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Ain't So Innocent
- Pink Piano
- Worms in a Closet
- Blue Hair Dye...Or Pink?
- Shrunk Clothes
This is my plan. A good one at that. Hmmm, now to figure out a time to do this... No one would expect it. Maybe...when everyone left for hunting? Or everyone is gone on a trip? No, I wouldn't be left behind. Maybe I could get someone to help? Who though? I would definitely not Rosalie... or Edward. They were my top targets. Maybe...I could ask Emmett? No, he wasn't good at hiding things. Edward would know my plan the minute I told him. I would have to choose someone that wouldn't give it away, who could hide their thoughts well and wouldn't tell on me. Bella! That would be the greatest decision! I would also need one more person. How about Alice? She would make that work well! She could check for me!
I felt a tap on my shoulder as I finished my decisions. I looked up to see my angel...Alice. Her face was shining with mischievousness. She was also smiling. She obviously knew.
"So, will you help? And will Bella?" I asked her, putting on her favorite toothy smile. She leaned closer and looked me deep in the eyes as if she were looking deep into my soul, if I even had one.
"Of course and so will Bella. She'll be glad to. I looked into it and we can do it tomorrow evening when everyone is hunting. Good thing we went to hunt earlier." She said to me. I smirked and tickled her. She giggled and laughed in her chime-like voice.
"Come on. Let's go talk to Bella." She said and pulled me off the bed. She danced like a pixie and landed gracefully each step.
As Alice got into the Porsche 911 Turbo to go meet Bella at her dads as a surprise Alice giggled and laughed. I raised an eyebrow at her and she just smiled at what she saw. So she was hiding something from me? Well, that was something I had gotten accustomed to.
We drove at a normal- for us- 260 km/h drive down to Bella's old house. We got there to see that the house wasn't as clean as when Bella used to live there. Well, obviously Bella was a good care taker I she did all that for the house.
We knocked on the door and were welcomed by Bella. She smiled and let us in. Charlie wasn't home but Bella and Renesmee were. Renesmee was playing with some cutlery- as usual- and Bella led us to the couch.
"What's up?" Bella asked us in her now bell-like voice. She sat on the couch and Renesmee bounced onto her lap.
"Well, we were wondering if you would like to help us prank everyone." I said to her. Her face lit up and she did the same mischievous as Alice.
"Sure, what are you planning?" She asked me. My face lit up as she said that. Well, we had a new vampire prank squad.
"Well, we are going to paint Edward piano pink and lace it up a bit with pink ribbons and everything girly. Then we will put worms in Rosalie's closet and put blue hair dye in Carlisle's shampoo. We'll shrink ALL of Emmett's clothes so they are skin tight. How is that? We won't prank Esme because she's WAY too nice and we obviously won't prank our selves." I said ending with a chuckle.
"Nice, but how about, instead of blue hair dye, pink hair dye? It would really make Carlisle girly!" Bella said and Alice burst out laughing.
"Renesmee, you won't tell anyone will you?" Alice asked. Renesmee shook her head and giggled.
"Great, now let's go."
The Next Night...
"Okay, everyone is gone. Let's go!" Alice said. We dashed towards our jobs. Bella went to Carlisle and Esme's room to switch the shampoo with pink hair dye, Alice went to shrink Emmett's clothes, Renesmee went and took care of Edward's piano and I went for Rosalie and Emmett's room to put the worms in the closet.
"Alright, I'm done. Is everyone else ready?" Bella asked. Everyone nodded and then Alice spoke up with the mischievous look back in her eyes.
"Good, because everyone will be here in thirty seconds. Let's go watch a movie! And everyone, hide your thoughts and act normal!" Alice said.
Everyone piled into the house and started to chatter.
"Well, we need to change clothes." Rosalie said to Emmett.
"I'm going to take a shower." Carlisle said and Esme left to go to Edward.
"Will you play me a song Edward?" Esme asked him.
"Sure, let's go!" He said and went to kiss Bella before leaving.
20 minutes later...
"WHAT?!?!??!!??!?!!??!?!?!?!" We heard everyone yell.
"What did you do?" Carlisle, Rosalie and Edward yelled. They were furious. Emmett looked like he was enjoying his outfit.
Carlisle had pink hair now and Edward would have looked red if he wasn't a vampire. Rosalie had worms dangling down out of her clothes and Emmett was running around in his new skins.
We all laughed.
We Ain't So Innocent.