He's Bored!!

Summary:
A little poem about Emmett being bored. From Jasper's POV.

Notes:

1. Chapter 1

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"I'm bored!" Emmett yelled.

Everyone screamed and wailed.

When he yelled those two words every one recalled...

A monkey of a man swinging from the ceiling.

Throwing potatoes at mice,

And stepping on the peelings.

Drinking tons of Mt. Dew,

Jumping around and puking on you.

Not to mention,

Chasing bicycle riders,

And screaming,

"I'm gonna eat you!"

Throwing shoes, chasing stuff,

And chewing on rugs.

He tends to be a nuiscence,

In every single way!

That's why when he says those words,

We scream and run away