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Cullen Wife Swap

Alice gets bored one day and decides to have some fun with the girls. They decide to do Wife Swap, cullen style! Slightly noncanon couples but NO THEY DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER! THEY ARE JUST HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF FUN! I set it as Teen because it has slightly mature theme. I figured i couldn't stick it in Adult, because i'm NOT an adult. So, teen is as good as i get.

Okay, may get slightly rude in places. But i won't go into details. You see, Alice gets rid of one of the key rules of Wife Swap (read the first chapter and see)

6. Rosalie's first week with Jasper

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Oh God. I can't believe that I had to keep my emotions under check for Mr. Depression! Oh well, it was all fun and I really could do with that holiday. I was going to make sure Jasper had the most fun ever! I reached Alice's house. It was quite small in comparison to mine. Bigger then Bella's was, with her tiny cottage, but still nowhere near as grand as mine! I decided to look around. I wondered where Jasper was. The living room took up the entire downstairs. This wasn't like the main house, which had additional rooms for appearances sake. There was a huge cupboard filled with DVD's. I never knew Alice was such a movie fan. I went upstairs. Three rooms here. A huge bathroom, giant wardrobe (bigger then mine!) and a large bedroom. Jasper was sitting in the bedroom.

"Hey Rose"

"Hey Jazz. How's you?"

"Good. I appreciate the effort"

"What effort?"

"Well, it has to be hard for you not to act like a complete bitch all the time"

"Hah!" I said. He grinned, sending happy emotions all over me.

"So...we should head to the old house?"

"Yeah, sure" we headed over. Everyone else was already
there. It was odd seeing Bella and Emmett together, Alice and Edward together. It was also odd to see Alice reading instead of hogging the TV remote.

"Edward, stop eyeballing my wife" said Emmett.

"I think you'll find I've been doing much more then eyeballing her," said Edward. I raised an eyebrow at Bella and she shrugged.

"If you don't mind. Can you two please do this somewhere else? I want to watch TV with Rosalie," she said.

"Yes. Fashion world's coming on," I added. It was Alice's favourite program and I thought it was okay too. Bella left first. I glanced at my watch.

"Damn I'm late!"

"Oh Rosalie. Wearing the shoes does not count as stealing. Just so long as you put them back," said Edward. I scowled at Alice and left.

The shift wasn't as bad as I thought. It was actually quite relaxing helping people and giving advice. However, I wasn't very good at being honest and polite at the same time. I got back at four and only Bella was missing from the Wife Swapping Cullen's. Jasper and Emmett were playing Xbox. Alice and Edward were practically sitting in each other's laps.

After ten minutes, they wandered, off outside. A little while later and Bella arrived. She was wearing one of my skimpiest tops, shortest skirt and some high heels. Ha, I saw what she was up to. I nodded in acknowledgment. She sat in a seat where Emmett had a clear view of her and she lent forward.

I rolled my eyes slightly. I glanced at Emmett. He seemed to be focused purely on his game. She lent back and crossed her legs, flashing her underwear to Emmett. I raised an eyebrow. I hadn't tried that before. Oh well, it was her choice. Jasper glanced at me. I could see he was trying so hard not to laugh and give Bella away. She stretched, emphasising her curves to Emmett before walking past. I thought I heard a tiny snip.

My thoughts were confirmed as the next race started and Emmett's figure didn't move. Ha-ha! After a while, everyone returned. Jasper looked at me and I nodded. We went back to the house. Monday, my film choice. I wasn't in the mood for a romance. I chose a horror. Dead Mary. I don't know if Jasper actually enjoyed it but he sat patiently through it. Afterwards we went into the bedroom.

Rosalie's video account on Monday
"I see what Alice meant about emotions being important. I mean, with Emmett it's hot but with Jasper, it's more meaningful. I mean, he can be wild and everything but it depends on the emotion you give you him"

Jasper's video account on Monday
"Rosalie really must be trying hard not to upset me. God, I wish everyone would stop thinking I'm so fragile. I understand now how Bella felt more then when she was feeling it!"

Rosalie's video account on Tuesday
"Jasper chose tonight and he also set the emotion for it too. It certainly is interesting; the mood changes all kind of things. I also went shopping and got something that reminded me of Alice. Of course, she‘d known"

Jasper's video account on Wednesday
"I think Edward and Bella are cheating. Whenever I'm near them, lust is practically coming off them in waves! Maybe they just miss each other although I'm not detecting any sorrow or longing"

Today I skived off work. I made it look like I was heading out to work but instead I went shopping. I couldn't be bothered to help people today. I was going to help myself. I drove into Seattle and stopped at the biggest shopping centre I could find. Then I spent three hours just wandering around. God, I was sick of this! Pretending to be all nice! I bought thirty new pairs of shoes. Then I did something incredibly impulsive. There was a large shop up for rent. I bought it. For no, reason what so ever. Wow. I also picked up the tiara Alice had mentioned in her manual. When I'd finished I drove back home. Jasper could tell I was feeling low and he sent happy feelings at me.

"Stop it!" I snapped. I went upstairs and collapsed on the bed. There was a bang on the door.


"Rosalie!" it was Alice! What was she doing here?

"What?" I asked again. The door swung open.

"Why are you making him feel bad?"

"I can't help what I feel! And I thought you weren't supposed to get involved"

"Whether or not I was Jasper's wife makes no difference. I'd still tell you to stop being so selfish and bitchy! He wants you to be happy! Can you at least accept his help?"

"Alice, go away!" I said.

"Fine. But just to let you know, that dress you bought makes you look fat and that's hard for a vampire" she turned and walked away. I felt myself crying but felt no tears. I wouldn't. I decided to do something else to cheer myself up. I went to the wardrobe and opened it. I would sell Alice's clothes! But...all the clothes were gone. Damn her! Maybe she was right. I had been somewhat moody and Jasper was trying to help.

"Jasper? I'm sorry" I called.

"Wow! Hell must be freezing over because I think Rosalie Hale just apologized for something?"

"Look, I'm sorry okay? Let's just watch a film and forget about it. It's my turn to pick tonight right?" I picked a horror. The Craft. I don't know why it was classified as a horror. It wasn't scary.

Jasper's video account on Thursday
"Alice had a right go at Rosalie today. About my feelings! That will only agitate her more, at least in the long run! God, I'm not that bloody fragile!"

Rosalie's video account on Friday
"Yeah thank God it's Friday! If I have to go through another week of minding my emotions, I'm going to kill someone. Preferably Alice, as she keeps glaring at me. Oh well, next week it's my turn! Still haven't worked out what to do with that shop though. Maybe I will sell Alice's clothes. Maybe I'll tie Emmett up inside it. Whatever"

I went on my huge shop today but my heart wasn't really in it. I only spent a measly $2,500. Oh well, tomorrow I'm going hunting with Jasper. Part of my mind (a very small part) is wondering what he looks like with his shirt off. Ha-ha! There is no way I'm recording that in the stupid video diary because I know for a fact Alice will watch all the tapes. At least this explains why Alice and Jasper's hunting always takes ages on Sundays...

Today was fantastic! The best day of this whole stupid week! First, we went hunting, which was good. Then...well...Jasper really shouldn't hide those abs of his! Man, I thought Emmett was big! Jasper's been holding out on us! So, then we went to Nightspot. It was jam-packed with humans but it felt good to be doing something...different. Afterwards, Jasper drove us to the lake. Wow. It was truly beautiful. I found myself doing yet another new thing. We went for a swim and it was like electricity filled the water. In fact...I was scampering around like an otter! Wow. This whole experience has shaken me to the core.

Jasper's video account of Sunday
"Oh my God! Rosalie really relaxed tonight. I've never seen her that way. Kind of...playful. It kind of reminds me of the fact, that in her life by the age of five she was being groomed into a young lady. She never really got a chance to be herself. Tonight in the lake, she was just so free. This is so insightful. Also, last night...she didn't treat me like I was fragile. She treated me like a friend. I like that.