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Chat Room TWILIGHT!!
Summary:
Okay SO....This is very Random...I do not know if its funny I just made it up as I went along... Ehh Anything will happen...Tiz prettyyy weird soo Read it and Enjoy!! Lol R&R and ehhh hm...Thats all Lol. RATED TEEN FOR....STUFF! xD Em_BLING! = Emmet JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ = Jasper Princess ME = Rosalie DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee = Bella Penguin = Edward MissBirdyyLuverr45 = Alice Peacock Praiser = Jasper Poodle = Jacob Toot = Nessie CHINCHILLA HAMSTER! = Carlisle Bambi Sniper = Esme :P Enjoy !!
Notes:
Okay So...Here we are...ENJOY! xxx
1. Ehhhh...
Rating 5/5 Word Count 563 Review this Chapter
[Em_BLING!][Has Entered]
[JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ][Has Entered]
Em_BLING!-: Yo Jazz!! Sup Ma BRO!! *black man hand shake*
JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-: -_- Hi…*Black man handshake*
Em_BLING!-: What’s wrong bro? :P
JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-: Nothing…WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING NOSEY! GET A LIFE!!
[JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ][Has logged off]
Em_BLING!-: ????????
Em_BLING!-: Stupid Emo…-.-
[Princess ME][Has Entered]
Princess ME-: Hey Emmet…What’s wrong with Jasper? He just stormed out of the house there…? He said Emmet is a !?£$/#? %3 and he needs to get a mother £$%? /#! Life and mind his own /£?!$%@ Business. What did you do to him now?
[DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee][Has Entered]
DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: Haii Peoplee!!
Em_BLING!-: Hey Bella! And yes…You really are a hot newborn babe *wags eye browns*
Princess ME-: EMMET!!! WTF!? FUCK OFF IF YOU LOVE HER THEN!!!
[Princess ME][Kicked]
Em_BLING!-: Wtf?! Who kicked her? Huh? NO ROSE I DON’T MEAN IT THAT WAY COME BACK BABY!!!
DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: Err…Thank you? Emmet everyone has been acting really strange today… D:
Em_BLING!-: How??
DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: Well me and Edward and Jacob went to the…Bird garden…And…*sobs* Emmet…Jasper and Alice…They, they both, THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH A PEACOCK AND STARTED TO WORSHIP IT!!! *sobs*
Em_BLING!-: Huh? Wtf!?
[MissBirdyyLuverr45][Has Entered]
MissBirdyyLuverr45-: Praise the Peacock, Praise the Peacock…
Em_BLING!-: Alice? Ehhh…What are you doing? What does Praise the Peacock Mean?
[Peacock Praiser][Has Entered]
Peacock Praiser-: Praise the Peacock, Praise the Peacock…
DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: SEE!! HELP!!
Em_BLING!-: WHAT DOES PRAISE THE PEACOCK MEAN???
MissBirdyyLuverr45-: IT MEANS PRAISE THE MOTHER FUCKING PEACOCK YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!! FUCKING PRAISE IT! PRAISE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!! PRAISE ALL THE FUCKING PEACOCKS! PRAISEE THEMMMM!
[MissBirdyyLuverr45][Kicked
]Em_BLING!-: WTF?! Who’s kicking??
[Penguin][Has logged on]
[Bambi Sniper][Has Logged on]
[CHINCHILLA HAMSTER!][Has Logged on]
[Poodle][Has Logged on]
[Toot][Has Logged On]
Bambi Sniper-: -_- I’m on. Agent W do you copy that?
Poodle-: YO YO YO! THE WOLFY DOGG IS IN THE HOUSE!! *howls* WOOOOOOOO!!!
Toot-: Jakeyy Pooo! You’re embarrassing me! Anyway I thinkz I has a surprise for you in the bedroom… *Nudge Nudge* ;)
Penguin-: OMG! NESSIE!!!!! EXCUSE ME!?
DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: NESSIE! WTF DID YOU JUST SAY!? YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE SEX!!!!!
Penguin-: LISTEN TO US! YOUR ONLY 3!!!!!!!!!!
DAM! Itz_ The Newborn Babee-: HOW COULD YOU JACOB! YOU YOU VIOLATED MY DAUGHTER! HOW COULD YOU STRIP HER CLEAN OF HER SPOTTLESS VIRGINTY!? AND NESSIE WHEN DID YOU LEARN SEX EDUCATION!?
Poodle-: Uh Oh… D:
Toot-: Mommy, daddy, I was just telling Jacob that I have him a surprise for his birthday today, It’s in the bedroom, It’s the scarf Esme and me made…But anyway What does sex and virginity mean? : )
DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: …
[DAM! Itz The Newborn Babee][Has logged off]
Penguin-: You’re too young to know!
Toot-: Oh well, I’ll just Google it.
Penguin-: NO! YOU WILL NOT!
Em_BLING!-: Smooth Guys…REAL smooth…
CHINCHILLA HAMSTER-: Screw this. My son is a gay asshole who just told his daughter about sex. -_-
[CHINCHILLA HAMSTER][Has logged of]
Penguin-: DID NOT!
Toot-: Ehhh…
Penguin-: YOU DARE LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THAT UP YOUR GROUNDED! UNDERSTOOD!
Toot-: Kay…:/ Jacob won’t let me…
Poodle-: *yawn* I am tired…C ya. C’mon Nessie. Bye guys…
Bambi Sniper-: -_- Fuck!
[Bambi Sniper][Kicked]
[Penguin][Has Logged Off]
[Peacock Praiser][Has logged off]
[DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee] [Has Logged Off]
[Poodle][Has Logged Off]
[Toot][Has Logged Off]
Em_BLING!-: Whoa…Umm…Okay…Interesting day today..Uhhh… Now what?
[Em_BLING!][Kicked/Banned]
~THE END~
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- 25 Jul 09
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