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Chat Room TWILIGHT!!

Summary:
Okay SO....This is very Random...I do not know if its funny I just made it up as I went along... Ehh Anything will happen...Tiz prettyyy weird soo Read it and Enjoy!! Lol R&R and ehhh hm...Thats all Lol. RATED TEEN FOR....STUFF! xD Em_BLING! = Emmet JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ = Jasper Princess ME = Rosalie DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee = Bella Penguin = Edward MissBirdyyLuverr45 = Alice Peacock Praiser = Jasper Poodle = Jacob Toot = Nessie CHINCHILLA HAMSTER! = Carlisle Bambi Sniper = Esme :P Enjoy !!


Notes:
Okay So...Here we are...ENJOY! xxx


1. Ehhhh...

Rating 5/5   Word Count 563   Review this Chapter

[Em_BLING!][Has Entered]

[JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ][Has Entered]

Em_BLING!-: Yo Jazz!! Sup Ma BRO!! *black man hand shake*

JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-: -_- Hi…*Black man handshake*

Em_BLING!-: What’s wrong bro? :P

JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-: Nothing…WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING NOSEY! GET A LIFE!!

[JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ][Has logged off]

Em_BLING!-: ????????

Em_BLING!-: Stupid Emo…-.-

[Princess ME][Has Entered]

Princess ME-: Hey Emmet…What’s wrong with Jasper? He just stormed out of the house there…? He said Emmet is a !?£$/#? %3 and he needs to get a mother £$%? /#! Life and mind his own /£?!$%@ Business. What did you do to him now?

[DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee][Has Entered]

DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: Haii Peoplee!!

Em_BLING!-: Hey Bella! And yes…You really are a hot newborn babe *wags eye browns*

Princess ME-: EMMET!!! WTF!? FUCK OFF IF YOU LOVE HER THEN!!!

[Princess ME][Kicked]

Em_BLING!-: Wtf?! Who kicked her? Huh? NO ROSE I DON’T MEAN IT THAT WAY COME BACK BABY!!!

DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: Err…Thank you? Emmet everyone has been acting really strange today… D:

Em_BLING!-: How??

DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: Well me and Edward and Jacob went to the…Bird garden…And…*sobs* Emmet…Jasper and Alice…They, they both, THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH A PEACOCK AND STARTED TO WORSHIP IT!!! *sobs*

Em_BLING!-: Huh? Wtf!?

[MissBirdyyLuverr45][Has Entered]

MissBirdyyLuverr45-: Praise the Peacock, Praise the Peacock…

Em_BLING!-: Alice? Ehhh…What are you doing? What does Praise the Peacock Mean?

[Peacock Praiser][Has Entered]

Peacock Praiser-: Praise the Peacock, Praise the Peacock…

DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: SEE!! HELP!!

Em_BLING!-: WHAT DOES PRAISE THE PEACOCK MEAN???

MissBirdyyLuverr45-: IT MEANS PRAISE THE MOTHER FUCKING PEACOCK YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!! FUCKING PRAISE IT! PRAISE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!! PRAISE ALL THE FUCKING PEACOCKS! PRAISEE THEMMMM!

[MissBirdyyLuverr45][Kicked

]Em_BLING!-: WTF?! Who’s kicking??

[Penguin][Has logged on]

[Bambi Sniper][Has Logged on]

[CHINCHILLA HAMSTER!][Has Logged on]

[Poodle][Has Logged on]

[Toot][Has Logged On]

Bambi Sniper-: -_- I’m on. Agent W do you copy that?

Poodle-: YO YO YO! THE WOLFY DOGG IS IN THE HOUSE!! *howls* WOOOOOOOO!!!

Toot-: Jakeyy Pooo! You’re embarrassing me! Anyway I thinkz I has a surprise for you in the bedroom… *Nudge Nudge* ;)

Penguin-: OMG! NESSIE!!!!! EXCUSE ME!?

DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: NESSIE! WTF DID YOU JUST SAY!? YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE SEX!!!!!

Penguin-: LISTEN TO US! YOUR ONLY 3!!!!!!!!!!

DAM! Itz_ The Newborn Babee-: HOW COULD YOU JACOB! YOU YOU VIOLATED MY DAUGHTER! HOW COULD YOU STRIP HER CLEAN OF HER SPOTTLESS VIRGINTY!? AND NESSIE WHEN DID YOU LEARN SEX EDUCATION!?

Poodle-: Uh Oh… D:

Toot-: Mommy, daddy, I was just telling Jacob that I have him a surprise for his birthday today, It’s in the bedroom, It’s the scarf Esme and me made…But anyway What does sex and virginity mean? : )

DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee-: …

[DAM! Itz The Newborn Babee][Has logged off]

Penguin-: You’re too young to know!

Toot-: Oh well, I’ll just Google it.

Penguin-: NO! YOU WILL NOT!

Em_BLING!-: Smooth Guys…REAL smooth…

CHINCHILLA HAMSTER-: Screw this. My son is a gay asshole who just told his daughter about sex. -_-

[CHINCHILLA HAMSTER][Has logged of]

Penguin-: DID NOT!

Toot-: Ehhh…

Penguin-: YOU DARE LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THAT UP YOUR GROUNDED! UNDERSTOOD!

Toot-: Kay…:/ Jacob won’t let me…

Poodle-: *yawn* I am tired…C ya. C’mon Nessie. Bye guys…

Bambi Sniper-: -_- Fuck!

[Bambi Sniper][Kicked]

[Penguin][Has Logged Off]

[Peacock Praiser][Has logged off]

[DAM! Itz_The Newborn Babee] [Has Logged Off]

[Poodle][Has Logged Off]

[Toot][Has Logged Off]

Em_BLING!-: Whoa…Umm…Okay…Interesting day today..Uhhh… Now what?

[Em_BLING!][Kicked/Banned]

~THE END~