Me and my bud Krystal made these chats online and i had too post them, ENJOY!
i give half the credit to krystal, we made this together
1. Chapter 1
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Alice: I am going hunting
Carlisle: get me something
Krystal: I am bored
Nessy: Daddy, what does gay mean?
Edward: … happy?
Nessy: Are you gay?
Edward: sigh yes im gay
Emmett: so am i!!!!!
Alice: Im back
Carlisle: takes blood
Carlisle passes out
Carlisle wakes up
Carlisle: IT WAS RED
Nessy leaves chat
Esme: Damn it Emmett
Esme: starts to beat emmett with a poll
Carlisle: dams are for BEAVERS HAHAHA
Emmett: it wasnt me!
Alice: it wasnt
Esme: come on Carlisle lets go inside and have a talk
Esme brings Carlisle inside
Esme: alice dear then who did
Alice: :( me
Emmett: I told you so!
Esme: thats ok if you did it Alice
Emmett: you hate meee (cries)
Esme: i just wanted a reason to hurt Emmett for breaking the furnicur while attacking Jasper
Jasper: Emmett is gay
Emmett: hell yeah sexy bones
Esme: i have to go help carlisle.
Esme leaves chat with Carlisle
Jasper: Im scared...
Krystal: you should be
Emmett: I LOVE YOU!!!! JASPER IS HAWT
Jasper: help me
Krystal leaves chat
Alice: Back off Emmett Jazy is mine
Ashley: Emmett, Brad pitt is outside
Emmett: OH, YAY!!!!
Alice: thanks Ash
Ashley: no prob
Alice: wanta play a game Jazy, bats eyes at him
Jasper: uhm, okay
Alice: takles Jazzy
Emmett: oooo a three Way!
Alice: kisses Jasper longingly
Emmett: does same
Alice: Kills Emmeyy
Alice: hi-fives Rose
James: yoyoyo peeps
Alice: kills James
Ashley: I hate shopping (runs from alice)
Alice: takles Ashley and drags her to the store
Ashley: Bite me freak!
Ashley: seriously, bite me
Ashley: right here on my neck
Alice: NOOOO Runs away and brings Jasper with her
Esme: bites Ashley
Ashley: thank you
Ashley: in pain
Charlie: Hi peeps!
All: gtg Charlie, bye
Everyone other than Charlie signs off.
Charlie signed off
Jacob: Where is Nessy
Jacob: attacks krystal
Krystal: hey i did not kill her
Cacus: i did
Ashley: IT WAS MEEEEEEE not
Caius cowers and runs
Aro: i better find him.
Aro leaves chat
Carlisle: What is up in the, as you kds say, hishouse?
Bella: shakes head
Edward: pinches bridge of nose
Jasper: just not right
Carlisle: homie get out of my grill
Esms: come on Carlisle i need help with the uh garden
Carlisle: yo dawg why ya hatin
Alice: im scared
Esme: Carlisle i realy need help with the garden, so...COME.HELP.ME.NOW.
Jasper: emocorner time
Krystal: Go Jasper
Carlisle: yo dawg im just playin
Carlisle: dont fret homie g!
Esme: Carlisle, you have to the count of 3 before i drag you to help me with the garden
Carlisle: I am HEMAN dawg
Ashley: take him away!!!!
Esme:....2...do i need to say 3
Carlisle: comin dawg
Esme grabs carlisle by the ear and leaves
Carlisle: DONT BE A PLAYA HATAH SKATAH
Esme: Carlisle Cullen get ur u know what to the garden now and leave this chat
Carlisle: fine hatah
Carlisle leaves chat for fear of his life
Esme: there you guys go
All: thank you!!!
Emmett: thank god
Charlie: hey bells whats up in the hishouse!!!
Bella:noooooooooo not you too
Renee: hey dawg!
Sue: Charlie sweetie can you come help me
Charlie: im hangin with ma peeps!
Phil: renee: we need to get on the plane now
Renne: airplanes are sooo not pimpin
Attendent: Mam you need to turn off ur computer
Renee: hatahs sux
Charlie leaves in his pimpin ride
Sue leaves with Charlie
Nessie: WHATS UP DAWGS?!?!?!
Jacob: heavily sighsAll leave chat