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Operation Homework

Summary:
What happens when Renesmee is stuck with her Uncle Emmett, and she can't get her homework done before Momma and Daddy get home? Banner Made By Me! 37 reads, and no reviews "It was all LIES!!!" he yelled. "Lies?" I asked. "Momma doesn't lie and neither does Daddy" I said. "Okay, then what do they do every night?" he asked me. "Watch television and play board games" I said. "Oh Yeah! What did you do last night" he said. "We watched the Spongebob Squarepants Movie, and then played Uno" I said. "Spongebob? Not the point, what did you do the night before" he asked. "Momma and I watched Mickey Mouse, and we played Go Fish, then we started throwing stuffed animals at each other, during a stuffed animal war" I said. "Where was Edward! Was he in Vegas getting high with another girl!!??!" he asked. "Daddy? Daddy was hunting with Grandpa Car, Uncle Jazz, and you Uncle Emmett. Remember?" I asked. "Oh yeah..." was all that he could say. "Unce Emmett?" "Mhm" "What does getting High mean?" I asked. "Uh, never EVER repeat that okay!" he said.


Notes:
All of these charecters belong to Stephenie Meyer, except for Bob!


1. Chapter 1

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(Renesmee's POV)

Momma makes me do school work, so I could continue studies. I don't know why and I told her that I smart. Momma said she home schooling me, so I can have a chance at school. Momma decided that today I would start getting homework. Also after homeschool was over, Momma and Daddy said they were visiting some old friends, I wanted to go too but I had home work.

~Flashback~

"Daddy can I go too?" I begged him.

"I'm sorry Renesmee, you're staying with Uncle Emmett" he said.

"But why" I asked.

"Renesmee, these friends are human, they don't know about us" he said.

"No I mean why Uncle Emmett".

"Hey!" Emmett yelled.

"Grandpa Car is at the hospital, Aunt Alice, Grandma Esme, Aunt Rosie, and Uncle Jasper went to the mall" he said.

By accident I called Grandpa Carlisle, Grandpa Car because he has the word Car in his name. And everyone thought it was cute, even Grandpa Car, so now we call him that.

"Uncle Jazz is shopping?" I asked.

"No holding the bags" Momma said.

~End of Flashback~

"Hey Shortie! You should start homework" Emmett yelled.

"You should stop trying to hook up a Xbox to the television" I spatted to him.

"Well, when I'm done we're gonna play" he said.

"Emmett how do you play Xbox?" I asked.

"Oh MY GAWD!!!!! You. Never. Played. Xbox?" he asked.

I shook my head.

"I need to have a word with your parents! I can't believe them! Never letting their child play XBox is a crime!!!!!" he said.

"Really?" I asked.

"Yeah, it's against the law" he said.

"Does Grandpa Charlie know it?" I asked him.

"Probably, he is a cop" he said.

I started crying.

"What's wrong Shortie?" he asked me.

"I'm *sniff* gonna *sniff* go to *sniff* JAIL!!!!!!!!! *sniff*" I said with tears flowing down my face.

"No you're not,I was joking before" he said.

A smile came across my face. "Oh okay!" I said. I sat down at the small table and was going to start homework.

Name:______

1. Write your first name__________

2. Write your middle name___________

3. Write your last name_________

4. Write your full name, which is your first name, middle name, and last name._______________________________

5. Write your nickname_________

"Uncle Emmett! Can you help me with homework?!?!?" I asked him.

Emmett looked at the paper for a minute. "Oh My God Renesmee!!!!! This is college work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Really? Momma said it was pre school work Emmett" I said.

"It was all LIES!!!" he yelled.

"Lies?" I asked. "Momma doesn't lie and neither does Daddy" I said.

"Okay, then what do they do every night?" he asked me.

"Watch television and play board games" I said.

"Oh Yeah! What did you do last night" he said. "We watched the Spongebob Squarepants Movie, and then played Uno" I said.

"Spongebob? Not the point, what did you do the night before" he asked.

"Momma and I watched Mickey Mouse, and we played Go Fish, then we started throwing stuffed animals at each other, during a stuffed animal war" I said.

"Where was Edward! Was he in Vegas getting high with another girl!!??!" he asked.

"Daddy? Daddy was hunting with Grandpa Car, Uncle Jazz, and you Uncle Emmett. Remember?" I asked.

"Oh yeah..." was all that he could say.

"Uncle Emmett?"

"Mhm"

"What does getting High mean?" I asked.

"Uh, never EVER repeat that okay!" he said.

***

I still never got homework done, but Uncle Emmett did set up the Xbox and teach me how to play. We played for hours straight, Uncle Emmett was proud and upset, he was proud because I was awesome at Xbox, and he was upset because he lost to a one year old. Here was the score:

Renesmee: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Emmett: -0

If it was even possible for there to be a negetive zero. It was 4:00 AM, and I still never got homework done. Momma and Daddy were expecting me to be in bed at 9:00. If it was 4:00 AM, and they were coming home at 4:15, OH NO!

"Uncle Emmett, Momma and Daddy are coming home in fifteen minutes, we need to do my homework!" I said.

"Okay, you go get ready for bed, I'll do it for you!" he exclaimed.

"But Uncle Emmett, Momma wants me to do it" I said.

"Bella won't want anything to do with us because we'll be dead, FOR REAL!" he exclaimed.

I nodded and went straight to my room and got ready for bed, while Emmett did my homework and took away the Xbox.

(Bella's POV)

Renesmee left her homework on the table for me to check it. What a good girl. I sat at the table and checked her homework.

Name: Supermanblows!

1. Turkey GO VROOM VROOM

2. SUPERGLUBBYGLUBTOTHERESCUE!!!

3. EM EEEE TTTTTTTT RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Supercalafragilistic expiialadocius, + Tomato Soup = VICTORY!

5. iheflkjwdlgwkldjekgfe/fbekfl;wejfgewfefhwidfwqlkfdkehyfgkefh

I looked at the sheet of paper.

-_-

I walked over to Edward, smacked his face and yelled "I TOLD YOU CHARLIE SHOULD OF BABY SAT RENESMEE!"

THE END