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VAMPIRES

Summary:
although I do realize that the word ‘vampires’ has only 8 letters when it needs to be 9(yes I can count, surprising, huh? Just kidding), it still works. This is a song fic to the song ‘Glamorous’ by Fergie. It’s just fun and crazy :) i finally get to show my silly side!!!


Notes:
disclaimer- Stephenie owns it ALL!!! i never in my wildest dreams thought i would be saying this but- thanks Jon, for actually coming up with the idea even if you only ment it as a joke (you made me think about it, and i just decided to try it). i guess having a twin brother really does pay off sometimes...and key word there 'sometimes' (like never....) ;) thanks again jon and thank you to edwardcullenobsession who gave me a good idea to change a word around which, i think, makes it a lot better. thank you!


1. Chapter 1

Rating 5/5   Word Count 435   Review this Chapter

Are you ready?

If you are not immortal take your broke broke home

You say if you are not immortal take you’re broke broke home

V-a-m-p-I-r-e-s, yeah

V-a-m-p-I-r-e-s

We running full speed

Through all the trees

With all the hunting

Livin my life

And each day

I’ll never change

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

The vampires, the vampire’s vampires

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

The vampires, the vampire’s vampires

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

Have Volvo’s and M3’s

But all those things don’t mean a thing

Jeep’s and Mercedes

Shopping for expensive things

Red or topaz eyes

Changing each and every day

Because it is just that way

We have powers and don’t have to breathe

Were still normal people

But some just say its plain hell

I don’t care, I’m still real

Live your life, ya might as well

After hunting or after high school

I like to go cool out with the coven

Hunting, reminiscing on days when

I had a heart beat

And now I’m

Running full speed

Through all the trees

With all the hunting

Livin the life

And each day

I’ll never change

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

The vampires, the vampire’s vampires

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

The vampires, the vampire’s vampires

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

I’m talking hunting wishes, but without dreams

You deserve nothing but all the finer things

Now this whole world has no clue about us

I’ve got enough money in the bank for all of us

Jasper’s gotta keep enough lettuce

To support Alice’s shoe fetish

Lifestyles so rich and pretty

Jessica Stanly is always jealous

Half a million to the stones

Taken trips from Forks to Rome

So if you are not immortal take your broke (shhh) home

V-a-m-p-I-r-e-s, yeah v-a-m-p-I-r-e-s

We running full speed

Through all the trees

With all the hunting

Livin the life

And each day

I’ll never change

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

The vampires, the vampire’s vampires

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

The vampires, the vampire’s vampires

By the vampires, oh the sparkly sparkly

I got high school every day

I’ve got teachers in the way

Telling me these crazy things

That I already know

I’ve got money in the bank

And I’d really like to thank

All the vamps I like to thank

Thank you really though

Cause I remember yesterday

When I dreamt about the days

When I’d be able to sleep-and have a heart beat

Damn, it’s been a long road

And this world can be really cold

I’m sad the Volturi told me so

They let all of us know

(If you are not immortal, take your broke broke home)

Volturi told me so

(I said if you are not immortal, take your broke broke home)

They let all of us know

(If you are not immortal, take your broke broke home)

Volturi told me so

(If you are not immortal, take your broke broke home)

They let all of us know……