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Cullens chat room.

Summary:
Set in between new moon and Eclipse. Before the events in eclipse. Edward is hunting and they decide to go on a chat room to keep in touch. Everyone creates an account and some pretty random stuff happen.. Ok this is another idea I abandoned and wanna see how people like it. So R+R plzzz! Rated T because I'm paranoid.


Notes:
The cullens and Bella go on a chat room while on a hunting trip. Bella gets a stalker, Alice gets banned from shopping, Edward is tied to his car, Emmett's car is turned into a swan, Jasper is a good crazy because apparently 'normal people are scary and weird. They don't do ANYTHING. So normal people are crazy and crazy people are good.' and Rosalie...is well Rosalie. Oh, and Mike gets a restraining order. Read and find out what happens with our favourite twilight characters!


2. Cool vampirey rope

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-Bambi has signed on-

-Tinkerbell has signed on-

-Rawrimagrizzly has signed on-


Bambi: Alice? Emmett?


Rawrimagrizzly: WASSUP SISTA?


Tinkerbell: ...Hiyaa Bella. Emmett is being stupid and talking weirdly.


Rawrimagrizzly: Don't you be dissing me now girl! Yo betta watch your mouth before I knock the wind right outta yah! Yer get?


Tinkbell: .....Like I said, weird.


Bambi: Yeah....ANYWAY. What happened to Edward? And mike? Nothing happened right?


Tinkerbell: Well....


Bambi: Alice? What happened? You have to tell me!


Tinkerbell: Ok, ok. Erm... Well what happened is-


Rawrimagrizzly: Edward, ma home dog, was on his way over to break Newtons scrawny neck, but Alice, ma evil pixie sista, dragged him back by his hair and tied him to his car with some seriously
cool vampirey rope.


Bambi: WHAT? Alice?!


Tinkerbell: Bella, it was the only way to stop him. No-one will be around the forest for a few days, so no-one will be scared when they come across a ticked off vampire strapped to a car.


Rawrimagrizzly: Yo! You fogot the cool rope. Seriously Iz, it's indestructible!


Bambi: Huh? Iz? And vampire rope? I didn't know that even existed. What is it ma- NO. I'm getting off topic. Pleeeeease take him off Alice!


Rawrimagrizzly: Iz! DUH! Izzy, izzabella. OBVIOUS. And come on Iz, begging? You need to learn how to threaten peeps.


Tinkerbell: EMMETT. SHUT UP AND GO AWAY. SHE IS CALLED BELLA AND IS NOT EVIL AND THREATENING LIKE YOU.


Rawrimagrizzly: *clutches chest* Alice? I'm hurt..NOT. I'm not evil! You're the evil one! Strapping Eddie-boy to a car!


Tinkerbell: *smiles evilly* You reallllly don't wanna see my evil side Emmy. This is just my, stopedwardfromkillinghumans, side.


Rawrimagrizzly: HAH. This is probably your worst. What could you possibly-.......


Bambi: ........


Bambi: Emmett?


Bambi: Alice?


Bambi: Hello?


Bambi: Hmm...well ok. Bye. And when you come back on, I AM NOT PLEASED ALICE. Take him off soon!!!


-Bambi has signed out-


......................


(10 minutes later)


Tinkerbell: *dusts hands off* Hmm, I think you might wanna rethink your last sentence there Emmy. I got him Bella.


Tinkerbell: Bella?


Tinkerbell: AHHHHH Emmett. Because of you Bella has gone!!!!


Rawrimagrizzly: Alice...YOU ARE ONE EVIL LITTLE-


-stopfighting has signed on-


Stopfighting: EMMETT CULLEN! LANGUAGE!


Rawrimagrizzly: *Grumbles incoherently* Fine. Ask the evil pixie, demon, monster, VAMPIRE what she did to my baby and you'll be on my side.


Stopfighting: Alice? What have you done?


Tinkerbell: Well mother, Emmett was indicating that I was sweet and innocent and strapping Edward to the car was the worst I could do, so I-


Stopfighting: ALICE! YOU DID WHAT?!!!!!


Rawrimagrizzly: HA. That's nothing compared to what she did to my baby. It's dead... *sniffs*


Stopfighting: ALICE. What have you done that's worse then tying Edward to a car?


Tinkerbell: Erm..well...I might have.....squishedemmettscartolooklikeaswanandspraypainteditwhite. See? No big deal? *laughs nervously*


Stopfighting: Hang on. Let me read this.


Stopfighting: Squished Emmett's...cartoon... CAR to look like a swan and...pray...SPRAY........ *reads*..........


Stopfighting: MARY ALICE BRANDON CULLEN. WHA-WHY DI-WHE-WHY?????


Tinkerbell: Yeah..Like I said, he thought I was all innocent and couldn't do ANYTHING BAD so I proved him wrong. It's just unfortunate that his car was at the wrong place at the wrong time.


Rawrimagrizzly: WHAT? IN ALASKA IS NOT AT THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. YOU ARE JUST A-


Stopfighting: EMMETT. LANGUAGE. MARY.ALICE.BRANDON. This is inexcusable! You have tied Edward to his own car!!! AND destroyed Emmett's car! Go untie Edward NOW and when you come
back I will give you your punishment!


Tinkerbell: *Grumbles* FINE. But I was only saving Mike from either a painful death or waking up in China!!!


Stopfighting: WHAT? And how exactly does Emmett's car- Never mind! I don't care right now Alice!! I will speak to him later on. But now you need to untie your brother!


Tinkerbell: Fine.


-Tinkerbell has signed off-


Rawrimagrizzly: Ha! You go Esme! Can I think of her punishment? What about cutting off her hair? Or destroying-


Stopfighting: Emmett. I have already thought of her punishment and you are not allowed to cut her hair or do anything to her yet.


Rawrimagrizzly: Hehe. You said YET. I will wait for the green light and then MWAHAHAHAHAHA.


Stopfighting: Yes...You are allowed some kind of payback but you are not allowed to harm her physically or my house.


Rawrimagrizzly: YES. *starts scheming* She is sooo going to regret destroying my Jeep!


-lionking has signed on-


Rawrimagrizzly: YO. EDDIE. WASSUP.


Lionking: I'M CALLED EDWARD, NOT EDDIE. And hello Esme. Thank you for making Alice untie me. My poor car was suffering. *snickers* Yes, my car is still ALIVE and well though.


Rawrimagrizzly: *growls* It's not MY fault the evil pixie went all Cuckoo and swan-a-fied my car. So SHUT UP.


Rawrimagrizzly: Haha. Actually, I'm gonna tell Bella that you don't like my gift to her. Her last name as my precious car. HAHA. Bella swan, Beautiful swan!!!!!! *laughs so hard he falls off of his chair*


Lionking: *smirks* Hmm, wow it's so nice that you are giving Bella your car. And you think she's beautiful. I think she'd appreciate knowing that. I'll just go tell her.


Lionking: has signed out-


Rawrimagrizzly: NOOO.EDWARD!!! I'M NOT ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO HER!! AND DON'T TELL HER THAT! I'LL DO ANYTHING.


Lionking: has signed in-


Lionking: Really? Anything? Ok then. I'll remember this for future references and times I need to kill you. You're safe...for now.


Rawrimagrizzly: Phew. Thanks bro. Hang on....how did you know what I put? You're not near any of us to see in our heads. You signed out...


Lionking: Did I? I don't think so Em...you might wanna check again.


Rawrimagrizzly: *re-reads* But it says you signed out.


Lionking: *shakes head in despair* Ok, time to use your vampire sight Emmett. Type this. 'has signed out-' without the speech marks.


Rawrimagrizzly: Ok...


Rawrimagrizzly: has signed out-


Rawrimagrizzly: AHHHH. DAMMIT EDDIE!


Lionking: AHAHAHAHAHA. It was far far too easy.


Rawrimagrizzly: AAH. *Growls loudly* Dammit, if I just realised you hadn't signed out I could still have my 'I'LL DO ANYTHING' promise. Grr, you and Alice HAVE to be related. Two equally evil people
have to have some kind of link.


Lionking: We do. It's called Bbbbrrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnssssss. Waassss thhhaattt sloowww eennoouughh fooorrr yyooouu? *smirks*


Rawrimagrizzly: AAAAAH. EDDIE. I HAVE A BRAIN. SO THERE!!!


Lionking: I'M CALLED EDWARD. NOT EDDIE YOU-


Stopfighting: Stop fighting!!


Rawrimagrizzly: Ha! Cool! You just repeated your username!


Lionking: ....Wow Emmett, easily distracted or what?


Rawrimagrizzly: Huh? Distracted? What were talking about?


Lionking: .....Wow. We have VAMPIRE brains you do realise?


Rawrimagrizzly: Yeah...


Lionking: SO START USING YOURS.


Rawrimagrizzly: Grrr. I am you-


Stopfighting: EMMETT. STOP. NOW.


Rawrimagrizzly: *growls at the evil one* Honestly Edward, you and Alice must be related. How can two equally evil and annoying people not be related? Evil tinkerbell and-.....


Rawrimagrizzly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Stopfighting: Emmett? What's so funny?


Lionking: Seriously, it's nothing funny. It's just Emmett's small brain having a glitch.


Rawrimagrizzly: Hey! It is funny! Evil Tinkerbell, initials are ET! She's ET! ALIEN ALICE!


Stopfighting: Ok...yes you were right Edward.


Lionking. As always.


-Tinkerbell has signed on-


Lionking: ALICE.


Tinkerbell: Hello dear brother. How are you?


Lionking: *Growls* I am thoroughly annoyed because an EXTREMELY annoying pixie of a vampire tied me to a car. My own car. But it's ok because I just donated her gucci handbag to charity.


Tinkerbell: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRIES HYSTERICALLY*


Lionking: *Laughs evilly*


Rawrimagrizzly: Hahahahahaha. This is quite amusing.


Stopfighting: Ok. Children. Calm down. Alice, you did pretty much bring it on yourself. I'm not condoning what Edward did at all *looks pointedly at Edward* but I can't exactly say you don't deserve it.


Lionking: Haha. :P


Stopfighting: However Edward, you will be buying her a new one.


Lionking: WHAT? You have got to be kidding! Shopping for bags? No way.


Stopfighting: Yes. Alice was only trying to help you. She shouldn't have done it, but she was only trying to help...in her own way. Which was stopping you from doing what again? Something like either killing
Mike Newton or sending him to China?


Lionking: *hangs head* Yeah...well...he is stalking Bella!


Stopfighting: That is no excuse. You will buy Alice a bag.


Tinkerbell: YAYYYY. I love you Esme!! Thank you!!!!


Stopfighting: Yes Alice. Thank you. I love you too sweetheart. But however you still are owed a punishment from me.


Tinkerbell: Ok. It can't be that ba- ...........


Lionking: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


-Tinkerbell has signed out-


Rawrimagrizzly: WHAT? What's her punishment?


Lionking: Err Esme. I'd go if I were you. Quickly. She's trying to hide all of them.


Stopfighting: *sighs* Ok, thank you Edward. Goodbye Emmett.


-Stopfighting has signed out-


Rawrimagrizzly: WHAT? EDWARD TELL ME.


Lionking: Esme is going to take all of her credit cards and ban her from using them for a week.


Rawrimagrizzly: What? Haha. How long did that last, last time? Two days?


Lionking: Yep. Remember when she ripped Rose's hand off because she went shopping and was showing off? That was hysterical.


Rawrimagrizzly: ....Ok if you tell Rose about this, you die. BUT YES!!! THAT WAS BEYOND FUNNY!!!!


-Worldofmirrors has signed on-


Worldofmirrors: I hope you like sleeping alone for the next two weeks.


-Worldofmirrors has signed out-


Rawrimagrizzly: ROSE!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! EDWARD! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!


Lionking: Not me. Alice. And Emmett. Run. NOW. SHE'S GOING TO GET YOUR WALLET.


Rawrimagrizzly: AAH. I'M GOING TO KILL HER FOR EVEN TRYING AND MAKING ROSE MAD AT ME. BYE EDDIE.


-Rawrimagrizzly has signed out-


Lionking: ITS EDWARD. Oh well. This is going to be fun. AAH. ALICE. GET AWAY FROM MY CARD.


-Lionking has signed out-