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Newport Living

A little different from your average Twilight story- Jasper Whitlock has recently moved in with his cousin, Edward Cullen after his mom dies from cancer. He meets neighbor, bad girl, Bella Swan, & her older brother, Emmett, & Shortly after he meets, Emmett's girlfriend, Rosalie Hale & Bella's best friend, famous actress, Alice Brandon. Join them as they deal with being students at an elite Prep school, alcoholic parents, acting gigs, make ups, breakups, and a lot more... Think The O.C meets Twilight. We promise, it's a lot better than the summary makes it seem. Pictures for the story can be found here:
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100001037472823&ref=profile Rated M: for underage drinking, language, possible lemons, and drug use.

This story has ideas from both Twilight, and the show The O.C, we tried to mix humor, drama, and romance to appeal to everyone, we also tried to make it a little different from your usual fanfiction... it doesn't start out canon couples, but we have plans on making sure it ends up that way. Disclaimer:: Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight & the writers/producers of the O.C own anything we may have borrowed from them =]

9. Bad Dog

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Emmett POV

"Wake up Bella, it's the afternoon, and I want to go get your stuff from Jake's so Rose and I can head to the beach later. I'm going to try and teach her how to surf." I explained to Bella as I tried waking her up.

To say my sister is not a morning person would be like saying cats don't like water. Bella and mornings, they weren't friends, and they didn't pretend to be. In fact, she had always hated them, getting her up had been a dreaded chore since middle school.

Bella's response was grunting and pulling the covers over her head more.

"Very lady like Bella, come on. Let's get up so we can get this over with." I said and plopped down on a section of unoccupied bed. I might have bounced a few times just to annoy her. She was my little sister after all, so that was in my job description.

Bella threw a pillow with one arm and gave me the finger with the other, but that was progress. She was multitasking ,which meant she was slowly waking up.

"Damn it, Bella get up." I bellowed and start bouncing on the bed more forcefully, causing the covers to come down to her knees, exposing my old tank top, and shorts Bella wore to bed. Thank god she wore clothes. I don't think mini-Em would ever work again if I saw Bella's underwear. But it did give me an idea.

I stood up, pulled the covers down more and whipped out my phone.

"Come on give me angry, you are a lioness on the prowl for food." I joked while taking pictures of my sister in her current state of disarray.

I snapped a few pictures moving all around the room.

"Now, give me sweet and innocent, you are a little lamb all snuggly and cute." I teased taking more pictures.

I kept repeating this process hoping it would wake her up but no avail. It was timime to bring out the big guns.

"So, what's J-Dawg's number? I think he would find these pictures amusing. Or actually, never mind, I'll just send them to Edward and ask him to forward them." I opened a new picture message and started attaching all the pictures I had just taken. Bella shot out of bed much quicker than even I thought possible, and wrestled my phone away from me and then deleted all the pictures and handed it back.

"For fucks sake Em, I'm up. Give me a few minutes to shower and get dressed and we can go." Bella said as she started looking for clothes.

"You got ten minutes B." I replied, deciding not to mention the smell of alcohol coming from her. I figured dealing with Jake and his bullshit would cause her to need a little help from her buddy Jack, so I'd let it slide this time.

"Fine, I guess I'll just have to go over to Jake's naked." Bella shot back and started taking her shirt off.

"Fuck B! just come down when you're ready." I yelled and beat a quick retreat for mini-Em's and my own safety.

"Em, it's only a bra. I'm sure you have seen one before. Hell, I think I have pics of you wearing one of Rose's!" Bella shouted through the now closed door.

"Just get ready I'm going downstairs to check on Rose and grab a bite." I sighed, shaking my head as I made my way down the stairs.

When I entered the kitchen, I noticed Rose had set out two bagels smeared with cream cheese waiting on the counter for me. Damn, that woman was perfect for me, I'm going to have to do something sweet for her soon. Maybe there's a car show coming up I can take her to. Rose loved classic cars.

"Thanks babe." I shouted hoping she was close enough to hear me, and I dug into the bagels.

"Welcome hon." Rose replied walking into the kitchen, and damn if she didn't look fucking hot. Rose could look hot wearing a sack, without makeup, having just rolled out of bed. But Rose when she got dressed up could look forty different shades of fuckhot.

She smiled as she walked over and dabbed a napkin around the corners of my mouth, apparently I had missed some cream cheese

"Thanks." I replied, because I'm smooth like that.

"I couldn't let your sister come down and see drool all over your face." Rose laughed, God she was perfect.

"I'm ready." Bella announced, not entering the kitchen. Seems my sister is worried what she might have seen and I honestly couldn't say I blamed her. Rose and I tried not to be too public, but when you're used to having the house to yourself it's hard to take it somewhere more private when the mood strikes you.

"Coming B." I replied, grabbing Rose's hand and headed towards the front door with Bella following behind, she had obviously dressed up for this. Instead of her usual jeans and a tank top, she had a pair of white shorts, and a bright pink shirt thing, she looked cute.

Once we were in the Jeep and on our way, Bella decided that she needed coffee so we hit a Starbucks to feed her White Chocolate Mocha addiction. I happened to catch her pouring little from her flask into her cup. I swear I needed to find where she hid that magic flask, and make it disappear.

"Really B, talking to Jack already?" I asked.

"Shut it Em, I need this if I am going to put up with Jake and his shit today." Bella replied and took a swig straight from the flask before it disappeared again. She's like Houdini with that thing I swear.



To say I wasn't looking forward to getting my stuff from Jake's house was an understatement. I would rather have never seen him again, but I knew I had to get my stuff, and I knew I would have to face him eventually.

Luckily, I remembered my flask, and it made this whole thing seem less horrible, even though I knew in the back of my mind it wasn't.

I was glad Em and Rose were with me, instead of Jasper and Edward, Jake was toxic, and I didn't want him around them, especially after he fought Jasper, ugh, Jake was such a dick.

The ride seemed to take forever, a dark cloud looming in the distance. When we got there his parents car wasn't there, but his was parked in the driveway, which meant he was home. Which is what I was hoping wasn't going to be the case. Fuck.

I took another large drink from the flask, and grabbed my empty duffel bag and hopped out of the jeep, it was now or never.

The three of us walked up to the door, and I rang the doorbell, waiting for the face I didn't want to see.

About a minute later the door swung open, revealing a shirtless Jake, with a blunt hanging out of his mouth. He was such a Bastard.

"What do you want?" he asked, looking at me, and then at Rose and Emmett, who were standing on either side of me with their arms crossed over their chests. The dangerous duo over here.

"I just came to get my stuff, Jake." I told him, keeping my voice even, not wanting to piss him off, or to make him think he could sweet talk me, either. He crossed his own arms over his chest, and his face was stone, he clearly wasn't going to make this easy for me.

"Let her in, Jakey, we have to talk." Emmett boomed from next to me, I could see the change in Jake's attitude, as he sighed heavily, and moved to the side of the door, letting me in. I didn't bother sticking around to hear the conversation, I wanted to get my stuff as fast as possible and never look back.

I entered his room, and opened the bottom drawer of his dresser, throwing all of my things into the duffel bag, once I emptied out the drawer, I walked over to the closet, and grabbed anything I had from there, and then looked around the room for anything that I may have left strewn about carelessly. I noticed a few things in the corner, and grabbed those, as well as some jewelry on the nightstand.

I made sure I doubled, and even triple checked the room, I didn't want to have any excuse to why I would have to go back there, ever again. And once I knew there was nothing left of mine in his room, I zipped up the duffel bag, threw it over my shoulder, and slowly made my way down the stairs, as I got closer to the front door, their voices got louder, and louder.

"- fucking away from my fucking sister." Emmett boomed.

"You know as well as I fucking do, Swan, she'll be back, she always comes back." Jake said smugly, that boy really had no sense of preservation, at all.

"She has a new boyfriend now, mother fucker, she'll never come back to you, and you better believe I'll make sure of it." Emmett seethed, I could hear the anger in his voice, there wasn't much longer until he decided to get physical.

"All right, let's go." I said, pushing by Jake, and back out onto the front steps, where the three of them were staring each other down, it was pretty intense.

"Bells, wait- can you just hear me out for two seconds?" Jake pleaded, giving me the puppy dog eyes he knew I couldn't resist. Mother fucker.

"B." Emmett warned.

"Just. Ugh! Fine, you literally have one minute." I told him, and turned to Emmett and Rose who were shooting daggers at me. "Can you guys just stand there for one minute and keep your mouths shut? Please?" I asked them, very fucking grateful that I had brought my flask along.

"One minute." Emmett warned. I smiled at him, thanking him, and turned back to Jake, putting my hands on my hips.

"Start talking."

"Can't you just give me one more chance baby?" he asked, his eyes pleading with me, "I promise, I'll treat you so much better than I ever did, I learned my lesson, I swear, you can't tell me you feel for anyone else, the way you feel for me." he practically begged, boy, was he laying it on thick, I almost caved, that is until I remembered the things he had said to Jasper, and the voice mail message he had on his phone.

"Really?" I asked, feigning like I believed him, as I dug out my phone from my pocket, and dialed his number, "then, tell me what the hell this is." I put it on speaker, and luckily he didn't have his phone on him, and his voice mail played through the air, officially ending any chance he had, and he knew it too. "is that your idea of treating me better?" I asked, shoving my phone back into my pocket, angrily.

"Ya know what Bells? Whatever, I tried to give you another chance, but you obviously would rather slut it up around town, and get your whore ass pictured on the front of magazines, whatever, I deserve better than you." he snapped, instantly switching from sweet Jake, to the douchebag that I had grown to hate. "And, you weren't even that good in bed anyways, which is why I cheated on you in the first place." he added, smirking.

"Fuck you." I said angrily, pulling my arm back, fully prepared to punch him, but before I could swing my arm forward, Rosalie was in front of me, and threw a mean punch, sending him flailing backwards, his nose gushing blood, and he immediately raised his hands to his face.

"You bitch!" he yelled, clearly in pain. I looked between him and Rose in disbelief, I had never seen her get physical with anyone, ever.

"Holy shit." I muttered trying to pick my jaw up off on the floor.

"If I ever see your sorry face ever again, I will cut off your balls." She seethed, shaking out her hand, "that is, if you even have any." she chuckled.

Before I could say anything, my phone rang, I looked to see that it was Jasper, and I picked it up quickly, I couldn't even say anything because I was in shock, and still staring at Jake who was holding his head back, trying to stop the bleeding, and Rosalie still telling him off while Emmett tried to hold back his laughter.

"Bella? What's going on? Are you okay? Did that fucker do anything to you?" Jasper rambled.

"Okay Alice," I teased, "Calm down, I'm fine, but I definitely have a story for you." I giggled, ignoring Jake's eyes shooting open to watch me intently.

"You can tell me tonight, on our date." he said, I could hear the smile in his voice.

"Date?" I asked, smiling, Jake's entire face was red now, and he was completely ignoring Rosalie's rant.

"Just say yes, it'll be worth it babe, promise." he chuckled.

"I'll see you tonight then." I smiled again. We said our goodbyes and hung up. I looked at Jake and smirked. "We're done here guys, let's go."

The three of us walked back to the jeep, and as soon as we pulled away, I sighed in relief, it was as if a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders. I was so glad I didn't have to deal with any of his bullshit anymore.

"Rosie! That was fucking AWESOME!" Emmett laughed loudly, a huge grin spread on his face, he was stupid happy.

"I've wanted to do that to that mutt for a long fucking time." she admitted, and smiled smugly. She turned to me and grabbed my duffel bag, "So what did you have at his house?" Rose asked, and before I could tell her no, she had already opened the bag and started pulling lingerie out. Fuck. I immediately looked to Emmett, who I could see from the rear view mirror had a look of horror on his face.

The only thing he said as we stopped at the red light was, "Fuck my life." as he banged his head on the steering wheel.


Jaspers POV

"Esme, do you think I could borrow the car today?" I asked my aunt hoping she didn't have plans since I wanted to take Bella out later. I needed to make sure I had a car first.

"Sure honey, I don't have any plans later, so you're free to take it whenever you need it." she replied and handed me the keys.

"Thanks." I replied and started to leave before she stopped me.

"Are you going to tell me why you need the car this evening?" Esme asked.

"I wanted to take Bella to play mini golf and maybe race go karts." I told her, Given I didn't add 'and hopefully make out some more afterward' but she was my aunt, she didn't need to know that kind of stuff.

"That sounds like fun, you know maybe we should get you your own car." Esme suggested.

"I don't really have the funds to buy a car right now." I answered her. My mom had left everything she had to me and Carlisle had put it in a trust fund, but I wanted to save that for college.

"Sweetie, Carlisle and I will get you a car." Esme said with a sweet smile.

"I can't ask you guys to do that on top of everything else you have given me." I responded. I didn't want to seem ungrateful because it was a very kind and generous offer, but at the same time I wasn't used to people spending that kind of money on me.

"Jasper, we adopted you. We bought Edward a car when he turned sixteen. It would seem rude and discourteous to not do the same for you. I'll talk to Carlisle, and we'll all go look for something soon." Esme replied in her mom tone and I knew this argument was settled. I could go along with her plans and get to help pick out my future car or I would wake up one morning to whatever Esme wanted me to have parked in the driveway.

"Thank you, Esme, whenever you guys are free I would love to. Again thank you, for you know... everything." I said and gave her a loving hug because while she wasn't my Mother, now she was my Mom and I loved her.

I headed towards the pool house hoping Edward knew of a place that I could take Bella later for mini golf and go karts, because I hadn't see one. Of course, I hadn't seen much of Newport besides the beach, pier, and clothing stores since I got here.

"Edward?" I shouted once inside, a little louder then I intended but he was a deaf bastard sometimes.

"What Jazzhands?" he answered from the couch not ten feet from where I stood. Great, Em's nickname was not only sticking, but it was catching on.

"I need your help for once. Do you know a good place that has mini golf and go karts? maybe an arcade too?" I asked.

"I like Sir Looney's, they have mini golf, go karts, an arcade, and even laser tag." Edward answered.

"Sounds good, where are they?" I asked.

"Not far, ask Bella she's been there before. We used to beg the parents to drop us off when they had wine tastings and such at the house" Edward informed me.

"So, what are your plans for the night cuz?" I inquired, trying to not just make everything about me.

"Alice is picking me up soon and we're going out, but I am not sure where. She said it was her turn to pick" Edward replied and looked a little nervous.

"Don't worry Edward, I'm sure she just wants to share something she likes to do with you." I responded hoping to give Edward a little confidence boost.

"Thanks." Edward said.

"It's cool, anyways I am going to shower, grab lunch, and call Bella. See you later." I told him and walked out of the pool house.


Edwards POV

"Wow Alice, that was awesome, thanks." I said shyly but leaned in and gave her a chaste kiss to show my appreciation.

"I'm glad you liked it Edward, thanks for letting me surprise you." Alice replied and flashed me her perfect smile.

"Who knew a picnic lunch in the park could be fun?" I asked a little surprised by how comfortable I had felt around Alice.

"Yeah it seemed like a fun idea. I did call Bella and ask what type of sandwich you prefer." Alice admitted with a grin. "I mean, I would hate to have made you egg salad and you be allergic to it or something." Alice continued rambling.

"Well I'm glad you did seek her sage like advice. Your crunchy peanut butter and raspberry jelly was delicious." I said while giving her a smile but internally freaking out.

Bella and I had barely spoken since the whole 'Changus Interuptus' Incident. I was sure she had seen more of the... uhm, bulge in my boxer briefs then I was comfortable with. Now she probably thinks I'm a perv for ogling her and Rose while they were trying to help me.

"You know, Bella also mentioned a dressing room mishap that happened on your day of beauty." Alice said giving me a mischievous grin.

Oh shit. Bella told her I was a complete pervert and was still hard over an hour after Rose and her had been tempting me by rubbing their boobage all over me while fixing my hair. I mean, come on! I'm a teenage boy, it doesn't take much to get me excited. Two beautiful girls working you over, in whatever sense of the word would do it.

"I'm sorry about that Alice." I stammered out.

"It's okay Edward. I know how Bella is. Trust me she has busted in and seen the girls more times than I can count." Alice said gesturing toward her own boobs.

"So you're not mad?" I asked, just to be sure. You could never tell and I figured the direct approach was the best.

"No I am not mad, in fact I think it's funny. I mean your friend calling up and apologizing for seeing a guy your dating in his undies before you is pretty damn funny." Alice said and laughed, not like a girly giggle but a full on belly laugh.

"I was so embarrassed." I admitted.

"Bella was too." Alice replied. Which surprised me, Bella wasn't the type to be embarrassed, ever.

"So how about we get this cleaned up and head out and do something else? It's still early in the day and I want to take you somewhere special." I told her checking my watch, yep, just enough time.

We packed up the leftover food and threw the trash away on our way towards Alice's car. I got in the passenger seat but not before saying another silent prayer. It wasn't that Alice was a bad driver, per say, but it seemed the speed limits were more suggestive of minimum speeds to Alice. I swear, I had never seen someone get a Porsche on two wheels coming out of a parking space. Not the parking lot, but the parking space. How do you even get that much power in such a tiny car?

Alice started the car and No Doubt's 'Just A Girl' came blaring through the speakers. It was fun and poppy with good dose of attitude. It seemed very fitting for Alice.

"So where am I driving to?" Alice asked as we pulled out of the park, thankfully at a semi normal speed.

"The swap meet, its awesome there, you'll love it." I replied, hoping to get her as excited as I was.

"I've never been, so it should be fun to check out, just tell me where to go." Alice replied.

We drove while talking about plans for school. Interestingly enough Alice wanted to join the drama club, so she could keep up her 'acting chops' she claimed. I think she still needed some attention from fans, even if it was just a high school auditorium. I told her about my plans with the music program, how I had been begging the head of the department to include guitar classes instead of just piano and other classic instruments.

"Turn left here and it'll be up on the left." I explained.

"So what exactly do you do at a swap meet Edward? I mean we have nothing to swap." Alice asked seeming a little shy.

"Well you can buy stuff, they just call it a swap meet because it sounds better then flea market. Basically people sell stuff that they don't want anymore, its pretty cool, because sometimes you'll make a rare find and its awesome." I said.

"You ever find something rare?" Alice inquired.

"Well yeah, when I was a kid and my mom brought me here I found a Pacman shaped chair and I loved it. It cost me five dollars and I used that thing until the frame broke and the fabric was more duct tape then actual fabric. Mom said we had to toss it out since we couldn't even donate it." I said with a sigh, remembering my freaking awesome Pacman chair.

"Wow, that does sound special. No wonder you like this place." Alice said as we pulled into a parking spot.

We got out and walked around the booths hand in hand looking at all the merchandise. I found a few books I was looking for, some comics I was missing, and a cool The Crow action figure by Todd McFarlane still in the box. Overall it was a good haul so far.

Alice had found some clothes she called 'vintag'e and said would go with her next look. She also found some kind of antique lamp. I thought it was nice, but she said it was wonderful and paid way more than I thought it was worth, to each their own.

Eventually, we came to a booth that had some rare and even some imported movies. I was excited. Seth, the tall gangly guy who ran the booth seemed to know his stuff but he was fixated on the rare kung fu imports from Hong Kong he kept trying to sell me. But, I preferred the bootlegged concerts.

"So you want the NOFX DVD's. I can make you a good deal on them. Fifty bucks for the lot." Seth said.

"That is a bit more then I think they're worth how about twenty five, since they are just burned DVDs and you can make more?" I haggled, not being a swap meet newbie.

"Come on man, my wife, Summer, said I have to get rid of the movies or the comic books and I love the comics too much. Have a heart." Seth whined, he was pretty damn whiny.

"I have an idea for a nice compromise," Alice suggested, "How about I sign these movies here," she held up three of her flicks Seth happened to have, "and since you can sell them for way more, you cut Edward a break on what he wants. You can even take pictures of me signing them so you can prove it's legit."

"I think we can work with that." Seth said and seemed excited like he just realized who Alice was.

"Thanks." I said and leaned over and gave her a sweet kiss.

"Welcome, besides you said sometimes you have to haggle. I haggled with what I got." Alice explained, winking.

After we checked out the rest of the booths which belonged more in a dirt mall than a swap meet, we called it a day and headed back to the car with our stuff from our trip.

Alice was back at my house in no time with her crazy fast driving. I really needed to check and make sure I had plenty of life insurance before getting in the car again with her, its fucking scary.

"Bye." I said and gave her another quick kiss before exiting the car.

"Call me tomorrow." Alice requested as I shut the door.

I walked back to the pool house excited to share the concert DVDs with Jasper. I was pretty sure he would get a kick out of NOFX passing around an inflatable sheep at one of their shows and encouraging the crowd to violate it, that was just hilarious.

When I opened the door to the pool house I didn't see Jasper. I saw Bella and a lot more of Bella then I had ever seen, she was straddling Jasper without a shirt, and Jasper's hands were on the back of her bra, unclasping it, but when he realized I walked in, he put his other hand on the front of her bra, holding it to her boobs, to help cover her up.

"Fuck." I wasn't sure if Bella, Jasper or I said it louder, but it seemed we all had the same thought at the same time.



Holy Shit. Holy Shit. Holy Shit. Edward, fucking Edward of all people had to walk in on me and Jasper dry humping, and him taking my bra off. It couldn't have been Carlisle? Esme? Or even Emmett? I would have rather any one of them walk in over Edward. The universe really fucking hated me.

I wrapped my arms around my chest, holding my bra to my body and literally jumped off of Jasper and ran into the bathroom. Once I got there, and re-secured my bra to my body, I put both of my hands on either side of the sink, and looked at myself in the mirror.

I was a mess, my hair was a wild around my face, it looked like sex hair, even though I hadn't had sex. Fucking Jasper and his amazing mouth. I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair, trying to straighten myself out, trying to calm down.

All I could think of was how I just made things awkward, again. Edward and I had been down this awkward road before, and it turned out shitty, I had just gotten his friendship back, and not a month later and I was already fucking it up again, and not only with Cullen this time, but with Jasper, my sort of boyfriend, and Alice, my BEST FRIEND. Only Bella Swan could be capable of this much fuck up.

I plopped down on the edge of the tub, looking for my shirt, which I shortly realized I had left everything near the couch, my cell phone, my shirt, even my flask which was in my purse. I sighed, apparently hiding in the bathroom was my only option for a while.

But suddenly, a knock on the door interrupted me from my panic, "B?" Edward's voice called from the other side, definitely not the guy I thought was going to come after me. "are you okay? I have your shirt..." he trailed off, and I felt like even more of an ass.

I opened the door, and gave him a small smile as I grabbed my shirt he was holding out for me. I slid it over my head and stood in the doorway, awkwardly, staring at Edward who was standing in front of me, just as awkwardly. Fuck my life.

"Are you okay?" he asked again, raising his eyebrow.

"Babe?" Jasper called, coming around the corner, "everything okay?"

I bit my bottom lip, and nodded. What else was I supposed to say? 'No, I was dry humping with you and your sexy self, but then as soon as your sexy cousin walked in I felt too embarrassed and guilty to just laugh it off?' Oh yeah, and your sexy cousin also happens to be my best friends boyfriend, and my first kiss, which you don't know about. Fuck. Me.

"You sure?" Edward asked, his eyes were searching mine for something, but I did my best to hide whatever panic I was feeling.

"Yeah, I'm fine, I should probably go, you guys know how Emmett gets." I lied, grateful for my overbearing brother for once.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll walk you." Jasper offered, and I shook my head quickly.

"No, it's cool, I need to get my head straight, if Emmett thinks even for a second I was doing something bad, he'll freak, and not only on me." I laughed, awkwardly as I walked past the two into the common room to grab my purse, which I could care less about, really, I just wanted my flask.

"Uh, all right, text me later?" Jasper asked, hopeful.

"Of course." I smiled, and turned back to them both and waved, "see you guys later." I didn't wait for any response, I took off from the pool house and towards my house. Once I was hidden from both houses, I pulled out my flask and took three or four large gulps.

I couldn't believe what I had done.


Jaspers POV

"Well that was awkward," I said, not sure what the hell just happened. It went from a very nice, very hot make out session with Bella, to her leaving three minutes after Edward accidentally caught us.

"I'm so sorry about that Jasper. We need to come up with some kind of code, like a sock on the door, maybe a tie? Hell I would settle for a sign that said 'if the pool house is rockin don't come a knockin' when you have, uh, company" Edward replied all blushing and shit.

"Edward it's cool. Well, not really, I mean it was great, but I think it was going a little too far for me." I replied. I liked Bella, she was awesome, but I think we had went as far physically as I wanted to go, for now.

"So I take it your date went well?" Edward asked.

"Yeah, Sir Looney's was cool. I won the go kart race but Bella beat me at mini golf. I think she kept distracting me. She was all bending over and wiggling her ass before I hit the ball each time." I told him as I remembered the mental pictures, vividly.

"Sounds like fun. Alice packed a picnic lunch for us and then we went to the swap meet. I got some awesome NOFX concert bootlegs." Edward told me.

"So you and Alice, how is that going?" I asked my cousin.

"Alice is a great girl." he replied.

"It sounds like there should be a but there..." I answered.

"But, I don't know man, honestly Alice is so awesome and so great, but why does it feel like I'm kissing my sister when I kiss her?" Edward asked.

"How do you know what kissing your sister feels like?" I asked, kind of confused by his question.

"I don't know, maybe I'm just in shock from finally seeing Bella's nipple ring." He replied.

"How'd you know she had a nipple ring, Cuz?" I asked, very curious now.

"Oh, well when Rose and Bella were working their magic on me, their boobs would occasionally graze my arms or back. I thought I felt metal on hers." Edward explained with a blush.

"Damn, pervert!" I joked with my cousin. I mean, I couldn't really fault him for accidental boob grazes.

"Shut up, you need to call and check on Bella soon. Be sure she made it home and everything is cool with Emmett. I'm going to bed" Edward said and headed towards his room.