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puppet disastor

Summary:
a funny little story about alice and jaasper and....... a whole lotta trouble with puppets


Notes:
I just got bored and wrote this i hope you guys are not big harry potter fans.


1. alice and puppets

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ALICE: Hey jasper guess what, come on guess, guess, guess!

JASPER: What is it alice?

ALICE: Come on guess!

JASPER: You got new shoes, you had your highlights redone, you finnaly got me a new farrari?

ALICE: Yes, yes and no. Welcome the new and improved HARRY POTTER PUPPET PALS THAT WERE MADE IN CHINA!!! WOO GO CHINA!! (pulls out the harry potter puppets and shows them to jasper)

JASPER: NO WAY!!! I call dibs on harry and domblydore. ( takes the harry and dumbldore puppets from alice)

ALICE: ( pouts) you always get dumblydore and im stuck with voldemort! Im no murdurer!

JASPER: I could argue about that!

ALICE: Shutup your not a saint either! (Pouts)

JASPER: Fine! Here take him! I will be voldemort! (Grabs the voldemort puppet)

ALICE: (shreiks excitedly)

JASPER: Hello young harry potter prepare to die!

ALICE: NOOOOOOO! YOU EVIL DOER, IF YOU LAY AS MUCH AS ONE FINGER ON THAT POOR BOYS HEAD IT WILL BE YOUR DESTRUCTION!!!! (Hits jasper with dombledore doll)

JASPER: AHHHHH!!!!! CHILL ALICE, ITS JUST A GAME!!! (fights back with harry potter doll)

ALICE: NO ITS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH AND IF HE DIES WE ALL DIE!!!!! (starts hitting jasper with a near by broom and dust pan)

JASPER: YOUR CRAZY WOMAN AND WE CANT DIE WE ARE IMMORTAL AND THAT WOULD BE THE MUGGLES PROBLEM NOT OURS!!!! (starts hitting alice with harry potter doll)

{There was a rip and harrys head falls to the floor with a bunch of fluff falling behind}

ALICE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU MURDERER!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!! YOU WERE MY BESTEST FRIEND!!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!!

JASPER:i-i-i.... you-you-you....he-he-he... IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT!!!! (throws voldemort puppet on the ground and points to it) LETS BURN HIM!!!!

ALICE: YES THATS WHAT WE WILL DO!!!!! REVENGE!!!!!!

BOTH: YOU SHALL DIE VOLDEMORT!!!!!! (both alice and jasper grab the voldemort doll and rip him in half arguing about who gets to burn it)

ALICE: YOU STUPID GUMMYHEAD!!!!!! YOU RIPPED HIM!!!! NOW HOW ARE WE GOING TO BURN HIM!!!!

JASPER: (has to yell over alice) LETS PRETEND THIS IS VAMPIRE VOLDEMORT. WE RIP HIM UP BEFOR WE BURN HIM!!!!

ALICE: (stops yelling) yeah that will work!!! ILL GO START THE FIRE!!!! (she squeaks and runs out to gather sticks and to get the matches)

{it dose not take long for alice to get back with everything}

JASPER: (starts the fire and rips up the part of puppet he got)

ALICE: (rips up her part of the puppet and throws it in the flames)

JASPER: C'MON ALICE LETS GO HUNT SOME GRIZZLIES TO CELEBRATE OUR VICTORY!!!!!!

ALICE:YAY!!! GO VICTORY!!!!

{they leave to hunt grizzlies and when they get back the house is in ashes. both alice and jasper star at it for a long time}

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