What if Edward wasn't an only child? When his twin sisters move to town, trouble can't be far behind! WARNING there is some language, in English and Italian.
11. Family Jokes
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"Errr hi it's Bella..." Bella trailed off, unsure of what to say next.
"Hey Bella! It's Emma what's up?" I asked as I went into the living room and plonked down into the chair. The Cullen's were looking at me intently. I shrugged my shoulders.
"Ummm well my Dad had to go back to Seattle and Edward had to go back camping, and you did say I could call you if I need something, so I was wondering..." I interrupted.
"If you could come round here because you don't feel like staying home alone, sure, my house is 10 yards north of the Cullens', on the right." I said.
"Ummm okay thanks but how did you know what I was going to say?" she asked.
"Just a lucky guess." I said smiling. "See you in a minute or so okay?"
"Err yeah, thanks Emma."
"No problem! Bye!" I hung up the phone and faced the Cullens. "So you can stay here if you want or go home, I don't mind." I shrugged my shoulders and went to put the phone in the kitchen before preparing some dinner for me and Bella. While I was coating the chicken I peeked over at the Cullens. Emmett and Jasper were having an arm wrestling match. Emmett threw Jasper's hand down and broke the coffee table. I sighed as Esme shouted at the boys and Alice and Rosalie hit their husband's round the head. I finished the chicken quickly, washed my hands and went into the living room. Emmett and Jasper stood behind the broken coffee table looking very guilty. It was hard to keep the smile off my face.
"Errrr sorry about that, urmmm we will buy another one..." Emmett said, looking at the floor.
"Yeah, really sorry Emma..." murmured Jasper. I just giggled.
"That's alright boys, I have another one in the garage." After I said that I heard a loud sound from the front of my drive. I turned to the door with a confused look on my face. It was the Cullens turn to chuckle as I went out the front door to see where the sound was coming from.
I went outside to see what could only be described as a heap of rusty metal coming up my drive way. I cringed at the sound, before it stopped. I was surprised to see Bella jump out of the rust bucket and grabbing a bag before closing the door. She turned towards me and smiled before walking over to me.
"Hey, you look younger or is that just me?" she asked.
"Ummm first of all, one of the many powers I have is to change my physical appearance so I can look older and secondly, what the hell is that thing!" I asked pointing at the red lump of metal in my drive way.
"Hey! No knocking on my truck!" she said pouting. I just stared at her.
"That's a truck!" I shouted. The Cullens came outside with amused expressions on their faces. Bella's face lit up when she saw Edward. She ran over to him and gave him a hug and a light peck. I rolled my eyes and walked over to this so called truck and gave the wheel a kick.
"Really? A truck?" I asked. "Trucks don't make people turn around wondering what the hell is coming!" I said and I opened the bonnet.
"What are you doing?" I heard Bella ask. I turned to answer her.
"Just going to have a little look, though I'm sure that that it needs a lot of new parts..." I trailed off as I turned to look at the engine. I had a quick look over and identified the parts that need to be replaced. I sighed and walked over to the others.
"Okay, is it going to be sunny tomorrow?" I asked. Alice nodded her head. I sighed and turned to Bella.
"I'm dropping you off at school tomorrow." I said before going round them to go back into the house to get the phone.
"Why?" I heard Bella ask. I turned and carried on walking backwards while I answered her.
"That truck is that close to breaking down." I said putting my fingers about an inch apart. "I mean when was the last time you drove that thing?" Bella just blushed and looked down. "Exactly! Hold on." I said before putting a physical shield round my iPhone and floated it towards me quickly. As soon as I had a hold of it I was calling a friend of mine while walking back over to the 'Truck'. Will it was ringing; I turned to the Cullens and Bella.
"You can go do whatever you want just don't touch the file on the breakfast bar please and..." I quickly fixed the broken coffee table inside. "Don't worry about the table, I just fixed it." As I finished talking, the phone line went through.
"Hey Liam, its Emma."
"Oh, hey Emma! How's it going?"
"I'm good, but I was wondering if you had any parts for a..." I looked at the underside of the bonnet. "1956 Chevy pickup truck?"
"Yeah, I've still got the parts from the one you gave me in '58. I don't use it anymore so I could get the parts from there." I grinned.
"Fantastic! Can you send basically the whole engine to the usual address?"
"Sure thing. I can get them sent over to you by the end of the week."
"Brilliant. Charge it to my card. See you Liam!" Liam chuckled into the phone.
"See ya Emma!" I hung up the phone and turned to the house to see Edward and Bella still outside, sitting on the porch steps. I walked over to them and sat down next to Edward, with Bella resting on his other shoulder.
"Why are you still out here? I thought you might be warming up inside." Edward chuckled.
"Well Alice had a blurry vision of Newton coming here to deliver some camping equipment you ordered." As soon as he finished his sentence a van turned up my drive along with a vile smell that made my nose scrunch up.
"Who the hell is that?" I whisper screamed, standing up.
"Mike Newton..." Edward whispered to me as the young boy got out of the van. I turned on the power to make me look 24 and walked over to him.
"Hi. Can I help you?" I asked. The boy, Mike, looked up at me and gasped, his eyes widened.
Oh my god! She's beautiful, and so hot! I wonder if she has a boyfriend…
I rolled my eyes at his thoughts and cleared my throat to get his attention. He shook his head and looked at my face.
"Errrr…I have a…errrr delivery for a Miss Emma Masen." He said, his voice shacking. I rolled my eyes and gave a quick glare to Edward, who was chuckling quietly.
"That's me." I said and Mike passed me the clip board to sign. I quickly signed it and tried to give it back to Mike but he was too busy making googly eyes at me. It took all my strength not to hit him round the head with the clip board. I heard Edward growling behind me, while Bella was attempting to calm him down. I was confused at first but after tuning into Mike's thoughts, I understood his reaction.
She's sooooo hot! I wouldn't mind dragging her into her bedroom and...
This time I did hit him round the back of the head. Especially after seeing the images in his head. Shudder...
"Hey! What was that for?" He asked looking at my face while he rubbed the spot I had hit with his hand.
"Are you going to get the stuff out the van, or will I have too?" I asked annoyance clear in my voice with one eyebrow raised. He blushed and looked down but made no move to the back of the van. I let out a frustrated sigh and turned to the house where Bella was hugging, well more like restraining, Edward from coming over here and killing Newton. Anger was clear in eyes. I rolled my eyes and lifted my mental shield so he could hear my thoughts.
Listen here Edweirdo! I'm going to call Emmett to help me carry this stuff for two reasons. One, I got to act human, two, I want to make sure he knows who he's messing with.And with that I closed the shield and gave him an evil smirk while he stared at me with wide eyes. Bella was looking between us and I gave her a quick wink before facing the front door, which was slightly ajar.
"Yo! Emmett! Get out here and help me unload this gear! Apparently this little dweeb can't do anything!" And with that I went to the back of the van and quickly opened it. Emmett walked out the house and walked over to me.
"Why do you need me..." One glance at Newton and started laughing. I just rolled my eyes and dragged him over to the van by the ear.
"Ow! What was that for?" He asked rubbing the ear I had pulled.
"Well I told you to come over here to help me because 'I can't manage this stuff'" I said putting the last phase in quote marks and rolling my eyes. He chuckled.
"Why should I help you?" he asked, with a smug smile on his face. I returned the smile.
"You broke my coffee table." I said, shrugging my shoulders and shoved a box at him while I carried another one to the house. The rest of the Cullens and Bella were looking at me with an amused expression.
"Jasper, you can help too." I said before entering the house and putting the box down. As I turned to the door I saw Ashley asleep on the floor. I smiled and grabbed a blanket using my physical shield and used the same power to lift her onto the sofa. I covered her with the blanket and gave her a quick kiss on the forehead before running outside at human speed. I passed Emmett and Jasper on my way out and saw Mike staring at me again.
"Right, time to give this little boy a small piece of my mind..." I muttered. I walked over him and stood in front of the little boy.
"I think your job here is done little boy, so I suggest you leave before I make you..." I growled. He gulped and his eyes flickered over to the Cullens before flickering back to me.
"Why...errrr...why are the...errr...Cullens here?" he asked. I looked into his eyes with my darkened ones.
"It's none of your business." I whispered in his ear before he took off towards the van. I smirked and turned around. All the Cullens and Bella were looking at me amused apart from Edward who was glaring after Newton. As soon as I was sure he was out of hearing range I spoke.
"See! I can look after myself! I don't need my big brother watching my every move. You do that enough for Bella." I made a crooked grin and everyone was silent before they all burst out laughing. Ahhh it's good to have friends and family again...
Happy Birthday to Robert Patterson! I just love him! My exams are starting tomorrow so I might not update as quickly but I have study leave soon so I might be able to update then between revision sessions! If you have any idea's on what I could do next or who's POV I could do then please share with me. And please review! :D
- The Journey
- The Twins Arrive
- Masen meets Cullen
- Confusion and Shopping
- Saving Bella
- Bella Figures It Out
- Finally Getting There and Newborn Trouble
- Adding Wizards Into The Mix
- Emotional Reunion
- Family Jokes
- Just A Normal School Day
- Sisterly Love
- Beginning Twilight and Memories
- Open Book
- Emma Masen
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