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Buckets of tears

Loads of one-shots, some happy, but loads of them sad! Set in many time periods, many POV's R+R!

there is no adult content, i promise!

8. Dammit!

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okay, so i promised it would be happier so here is one, its a bit happier and quite funny.... enjoy! Its from a neutral POV and set way after BD when ness is all grown up, aww they dont stay young for long do they? only kidding... what would i know? im a teenager for gods sake! :D :D :D :D

"Okay, hey hey, nessie love... dont cry! you will be fine! i wont let anything hurt you, i promise." Jacob whispered, his arm around Renesmee. "No... its not that... i know i'll be fine... Dad's gonna kill me!" replied the sobbing Renesmee, leaning into her fiancees chest. "Come on then, and remeber, if your dad loses it, STAND BEHIND ME! im serious" he said, very unconvinsingly as he was laughing.

They walked into the main house, and saw Bella reading a book and Edward just watching her, obviously focused on her beauty whilst ignoring everyone around him. When they entered the room, Bella looked up and smiled at her daughter and future son in law. Edward, finally noticed that his children had entered and opened his mouth to say hello, but then stopped, frowned, and suddenly slapped his hand to his head and muttered "dammit". Bella, looking puzzled, asked "how can we help you?". Nessie looked up at Jacob, summoning the courage to say the following words. "um....well....i guess Dad already knows...uuhhhh.....okay. yeah i can do this..." When Edward was mentioned, Bella looked over at her husband, who was curled up on the floor, rocking back and forth and muttering "my baby girl, no no, my baby girl, my baby and a DOG! No no, my baby!" Bella raised an eyebrow at her true love, but motioned at Ness to continue. "Well.....ohgodohgodohgod. Dad... look im sorry! But you always say i was the best thing that happened to you dont you? dad, please dont kill me!" As she said this, Edward got up and said "Its not you i would kill... watch your boyfriend's back for him though... i doubt he can see out of all that fur" Bella slapped edward and flung her arms up, frustrated. "hey, you all know whats going on... TELL ME!" Nessie burst into tears then, so Jacob finished her sentence. "Well... Ness is... wait bells, can you stand infront of your husband? i really enjoy my life and i dont want it to end..." Bella moved but got really annoyed and yelled "for gods sake, one of you tell me what is going on or i swear, i will encourage edward to tear you apart limb by limb." whilst stamping her foot. Jacob started laughing, remebering the time when she had last stamped her foot and then stopped when he saw Edwards face. "okay, okay... sorry, right..... im gonna die... Ness is pregnant.

A/N omg did you guess? anyway did you get the reference about the stamping foot? as in the line from new moon - "did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought they only did that in movies...