By -SiLvEr_Hale Rating 5/5 Stories 1
Hey, this is mine and ScarlettBlush's joint efforts to bring you, the one, the only, CRACKFICS!!! Warning: May damage mental health.
Hey, this is mine and ScarlettBlush's joint efforts to bring you....THE ONE, THE ONLY....CRACKFIC XD!!!!
Why does Bella bitch slap Emmett? Why is Carlisle under Esme's order? What is WRONG with Emmett? Who do the unsinkable rubber ducks belong to? And WHY do they keep breaking out into song? Warning: May damage mental health.