Random Funny Twilight Saga Stories

By XxBleedingSoulxX   Rating 4/5   Stories 2  

Summary:
Me and my randomness, including other authors as well! So pretty much it\'s US and our randomness!

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Twilight Saga Chatroom Teen 4/5 32 8 No 5554
This is a chatroom story! I LOVE EM! This is Post Breaking Dawn... and yeah I will make sure funny things happen! Banner Made By Me! Chatroom 7 is UP!The contest is over!!!!!!Biggest Freak 2 Meet/IAMNOTEMO!Justblond/TeddyCuttlez8: ROTFLMAOWDAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OFD: Uh...Biggest Freak 2 Meet: Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while drinking animal bloodOFD: O...- WAIT ANIMAL BLOOD!?!??!?!No Red Eyes!: *whacks Charlie with the frying pan*OFD: *is out cold*No Red Eyes!: What do you guys know that I don't know?
Operation Homework Teen 0/5 3 1 Yes 841
What happens when Renesmee is stuck with her Uncle Emmett, and she can't get her homework done before Momma and Daddy get home? Banner Made By Me! 37 reads, and no reviews "It was all LIES!!!" he yelled. "Lies?" I asked. "Momma doesn't lie and neither does Daddy" I said. "Okay, then what do they do every night?" he asked me. "Watch television and play board games" I said. "Oh Yeah! What did you do last night" he said. "We watched the Spongebob Squarepants Movie, and then played Uno" I said. "Spongebob? Not the point, what did you do the night before" he asked. "Momma and I watched Mickey Mouse, and we played Go Fish, then we started throwing stuffed animals at each other, during a stuffed animal war" I said. "Where was Edward! Was he in Vegas getting high with another girl!!??!" he asked. "Daddy? Daddy was hunting with Grandpa Car, Uncle Jazz, and you Uncle Emmett. Remember?" I asked. "Oh yeah..." was all that he could say. "Unce Emmett?" "Mhm" "What does getting High mean?" I asked. "Uh, never EVER repeat that okay!" he said.