NOTE; I am sooooooooo very sorry but my computer is very fudged up right now and I can't access ANY of my other stories. Until my computer is fixed I can't do anything about all my previous stories. I do however have another story coming, but its coming very slowly, therefore I can't update very quickly. Apologises. Oh and my friends all reckon I mental. I must say I do agree. One of my friends reckons I got it from my mum and my dad whilst my other friend reckons I should go to a counsellor... Yeah, maybe I should... I play the guitar and the piano. I do extreme kiting - very fun ;) - dancing - ballet and street - swimming, surfing and music x Fave Artists; Owl City, 3OH!3, Evanescence, Nickasaur!, Muse, Nickelback, Dot Dot Curve, Linkin Park, Green Day, Kings of Leon, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Pendulum, Slip Knot, Hellogoodbye, Brokencyde and loads more xxx Hope you like my stories x For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary.Crazy is when you doze off playing ur eternal ipod in ur head and are snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to wat seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you write fanfiction instead of fraction in math and start drawing hearts on your binder filled with drawings of Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. Crazy is when you wrap your Harry Potter and Percy Jackson books in tin foil and forgetting to help yourself because you think the worlds going to end. Crazy is when you're listening to your eternal Ipod (again) and all a sudden you start crying because a song you were just 'Listening' too reminds you of Bella when Edward left, then you have to mumble in explanation to your best friend about why your crying for no appearent reson. Crazy is bursting into song whenever you feel like it, and your friends are so used to it that they start singing too. Crazy is when you start blocking your thoughts with Beatles songs (because you don't know much of the bible or any Arabic) in case if Edward is nearby. Crazy is when you start laughing, your friend gets embarrassed because you're laughing too loudly, you stop, look at everyone that is looking at you because you were laughing too loudly, and then start laughing again, just because you felt like it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!In Honor of Stupid People Everywhere (and you know who you are)In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping." (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (To Late!)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time? Besides, I love the smell of burning flesh)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.." (One would hope.)On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Stories Written (5)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Daylight Moon Everyone 5/5 6 4 No 20905
Please take a look back on my bio.
Twilight with another girl, another personality and another whole lot of trouble.
What if Chapter 18 of New Moon changed? Teen 4.5/5 51 9 No 6701
Please take a look back on my bio. Basically, what if Bella picked up the phone instead of Jacob? Thanks Chareter again for the AWEOSOME banner! xxx Bella and Alice's Hug
Crack Of Dawn Everyone 5/5 38 16 No 13101
Please take a look back on my bio.
There, stood at my door, had to be the hottest guy alive. He wore a blue short-sleeved t-shirt that fitted his muscles perfectly, baggy black jeans, a crooked smile playing beautifully on his face.
Bella Swan's father has just kicked her off to boarding school, where she meets her old friend and a completely new friend.
Thanks to Kit_Kat_Cullen_XOXO for the amazing banner xxx

by Kit_Kat_Cullen_XOXO
Crystal Coast Academy; CCA Teen 5/5 18 6 No 7569
Please take a look back on my bio. Edward, being the son of his two travelling parents - Elizabeth and Edward Masen - decided to move to CCA just in time for the new year. But what happens when he wants to get to know the 'it' girl who has practically every boy at her feet.
Nocturnal Living Everyone 0/5 0 1 No 883
Bella has never had a place. She was just some boring servant for Lord Big Ass. But maybe thats because no one really knew about her. Her and her visions, that seem to becoming worse and worse. She keeps seeing darkness and creatures. Red-eyed monsters. And she has no one to tell. Btw, vampires everywhere and 'gifts' mixed up (well most of them).

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
What Ifs? 4.5/5 51 1
A load of stories about the books and what is this changed or what if that changed. You get my point.