TheBrandonSisters

Hi! We are Alice and Cynthia. Yes, we honestly truly believe it. Alice is 5"4' with dark brown hair that goes to the middle of her neck, whereas Cynthia is 5"2' and has a lighter shade of brown hair that just touches her shoulders. Alice is a big fan of older music such as; Elkie Brooks and Whitney Houston. She loves listening to classical music like Debussy and Bach! Whereas Cynthia is more with music from today but also music from the sixties! We Know we are really cool!! We Love hanging with Victoria and other girls. We both enjoy school because we see Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie. we are in the cluster of short people at school! it is unfair!! We <3 <3 <3 Team Jasper hoodies, oh-hale-yes's incredibly awesome stories, cupcakes, trampolines, creepy-assed innuendos (Cynthia), Jackson Rathbone Stalking Diaries (Alice) and gypsy punk music! Wooo! We hate (like HATE) non-believers, anyone who suggests we are not actually Alice and Cynthia (gasp!) and the F-word (fictional! gasp shock horror panic attack keel over die) FYI= Alice and Cynthia is our actual names we just don't have the same last name! ours is Cartwright!! Wicked isn't it! TheBrandonSisters xxxxxxx We would like to say that we have returned to school and will have fewer updates sorry if this causes some problems! we know how much you guys want to read our stories! Sorry!! we love you all!! XXXXX big thanks to Victoria **hint hint** ***big hey to: Emmett, Jasper,Bella, Esme, Carlisle, Jacob, Laurent... you guys know who you are!**** Somethings we thought were hilarious so we put them in our profile; FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Are you tired, because you've been running hrough my mind all day.
Woman: Your still alive? Because you've been dying in my head all day. another one; 25 REASONS WE OWE OUR MOTHER 1. Our mother taught us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you are going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning." 2. Our mother taught us RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. Our mother taught us about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!" 4. Our mother taught us LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why." 5. Our mother taught us MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me." 6. Our mother taught us FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. Our mother taught us IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. Our mother taught us about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. Our mother taught us about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. Our mother taught us about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. Our mother taught us about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. Our mother taught us about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. Our mother taught us the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. Our mother taught us about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!" 15. Our mother taught us about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do." 16. Our mother taught us about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home." 17. Our mother taught us about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. Our mother taught us MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way." 19. Our mother taught us ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. Our mother taught us HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. Our mother taught us HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. Our mother taught us GENETICS.
"You're just like your father." 23. Our mother taught us about our ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. Our mother taught us WISDOM.
"When you get to be our age, you'll understand." 25. And our favourite: Our mother taught us about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you..." this one is for Alice specifically; I am The Kind of Girl... I am the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologises. I am the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I am the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I am the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I am the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I am the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
-Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention When she pulls away
-Pull her back When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
-Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does When she misses you
-she's hurting inside When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hersStay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad -hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad,-hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, -the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you. (thank you to EDWARDandBELLAFOREVER for this AMAZING post. Alice is in love with it! Big thank you

Stories Written (15)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
The Fire... Everyone 5/5 5 2 Yes 1808
big thanks to "Victoria" She helped this story is about Leah, Jacob and Seth caught in a fire at the Clearwater house. ENJOY!!!**** WE NEED MORE REVIEWS!!!!HELP US!!!Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING LET IT GO... Everyone 5/5 2 2 Yes 3206
Jacob has just left Leah so he can go with Renesmee, he had told her that he would stay forever and break the imprint... This is from Leahs' Point of view. Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
Scrap that... Everyone 5/5 1 1 No 5218
These are small things that we thought about and did nothing with. They are small snippets of story or ideas that never made it to any final piece.This used to be called 'Snippets of what could have been?' but 'scrap that' seemed more appropriate. Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
"Forever Leah!" Teen 4/5 9 2 Yes 1580
RENESMEE DOES NOT EXIST! This story is about a date Jacob has with Leah. In Jacob's point of view... Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
My Angel... Everyone 4/5 1 1 Yes 3252
This is about Emmett and his past, how he is today. It takes place today and in 1935. he describes from the beginning of the day right through to being rescued by Rose. It is only from Emmett’s point of view. Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! Thank you to whoever drew this amazing picture? you have rosalie just as we imagined. thanks!
The Thrill of Cliff diving Teen 2.5/5 2 5 No 11834
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! This is another Jacob and Leah fanfic. jacob receives news about his imprint. but his only way to relieve himself of the pain and confusion is to...
Another night, Another day, Or is it? Everyone 0/5 2 1 Yes 1122
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! *Oneshot* Alice and Jasper meet at a ball, her parents throw every year, in hope of finding Alice and her sister a man.
Having fun! Everyone 4/5 8 1 Yes 505
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! Another oneshot but this is in Leahs point of view. she is supposed to be tidying her bedroom, but she is distracted by the song playing in her CD player. she is then joined by her closest friends. Lyrics of the song she starts with.
I never knew you could dance like that. Adult 4/5 3 2 No 3732
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! This is a quick couple of chapters of Leah and Jacob. It is set in a club and in Leahs House, it is recommended to listen to the songs that are involved in the story so you can get the feel of the story. Seth is involved but not in a good way? Enjoy!
For you. Teen 5/5 1 1 Yes 864
THIS STORY IS ABOUT LEAH AND HOW SHE COMPARES HER LIFE TO A PETAL, BUT IT USED TO BE CALLED 'THE PETAL THAT FELL FROM THE FLOWER' BUT WE CHANGED IT TO 'FOR YOU' BASICALLY LEAH LOVES JACOB AND WOULD GIVE HIM ANYTHING SO HE JUST HAD TO BE ADDED! Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
I Miss Her... Everyone 5/5 1 1 Yes 778
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! Jacob was a young child when he lost his mother. he found it difficult, he wanted her back. he missed her oneshot.
The rain can be helpful! Teen 5/5 4 1 No 749
Jacob/Leah! Jacob is depressed about Bella 'leaving' but he finds comfort in a friend until he thinks it could be more... Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
It was Too Good to be True... Teen 5/5 4 3 No 4546
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! Leah, has loved Jacob since she was going out with Sam. Only now has she found the guts to tell him and vice versa. But as all love stories go, something will go wrong! Check out the problems these two love puppies face and how they face it! together or apart? This will be a mixed story of Point of views, but it is a chapter per view!
Deja vu but in a different place. Everyone 5/5 1 1 Yes 811
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com! Leah is running through the forest thinking about the time a family member died, but then compared her position to the moment now. running... *ONESHOT*
Would they care? Everyone 0/5 0 1 Yes 290
This is poetry. nothing rhymes in this poem. I thought about it when i was feeling low, depressed and extremely tired! Yeah, you all know what i am talking about! the HPV jag! So once again it is a Leah poem (Well, because i write her best!) There is a vague mention of him... yeah. So enjoy, it is quite short and an easy read. Two minutes!!!

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