TwiCat

Hi! :D So lets start of with something easy. My name is Cathrine(OMG, look its also written under my penname. how did they kno.. oh right. I typed that) Im 15 years old Im from Denmark And.. im obsessed with everything Twilight I like to read and write(both thing mostly Twilight) As for music i listen to: Fall Out Boy, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Paramore, Muse, Carpark North, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, and many more... sorry for not updating Sunset, Sunrise in such a long time, but im working on my own novel at the moment, and i just havent had the time, but im trying to get some work done on it too:) And now for something random: If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. (*Bows down and worships bookcase*) If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!) Put this in your profil if you didnt know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMC!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…) copy and paste this in your profile if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Whoo! *bounces off walls*) If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Six and counting!!!) Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (No, people KNOW I'm mentally insane. They’re just too polite, or too scared, to comment on it) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP EMMETT!!!) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Have you seen it?) If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile (I AM NOW! *evil laugh*) If whenever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and paste this to your profile. If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Or a red flower & New Moon, or a red ribbon and Eclipse or a chess board and Breaking Dawn) If whenever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight copy and paste. If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (DON’T TOUCH IT!!!)
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..OR "Damn!! We did it wrong!!" Being insane has never stopped me before. When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing. They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself; it's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move.BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: will go up and ask him: "Its because youre gay, right?" Disclaimer: I own nothing Twilight(*Sigh*) twilighters for truth 500x150

Stories Written (5)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
First day of school Everyone 3.3/5 8 1 Yes 772
Ever wonder what happend the first day the Cullens showed up at Forks High School?
I've always had
Heres how i think it went
So much for forever Teen 5/5 2 1 Yes 635
Summary: Sam breaks up with Leah after he phases the first time. (I know that was short, but it says it all:D)
Hunter and prey Teen 0/5 1 1 Yes 962
Written for the "It was a dark and stormy night" challenge Its about a vampire hunting. its not really anyone special, but i kinda thought of James when i wrote it. He wasn’t thinking anymore. There was only one truth at that moment. He was the hunter, and she was the prey.
Sunset, Sunrise Teen 5/5 48 8 No 12985
A Bella/Jasper fic Bella, Edward and Alice returns from Italy, but something's changed. Bella finds herself in a tricky situation: Her feelings towards Edward arent the same, and at the same time finds herself falling for one of the other Cullen boys. This amazing banner was made by JokesOnJane, and it is so beautiful!! Kit_Kat_Cullen_XOXO, this is for you:)
I guess I saw this coming Everyone 5/5 3 1 Yes 1355
This is a companion to my other story: Sunset, Sunrise. I suggest you read that first otherwise you wont understand any of it. While Bella talked with Edward, Jasper was talking with Alice. This is how that went.

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