-SiLvEr_Hale

Well. I'm a nutcase. That's all I guess. Slogans for the teams, lmao. Team Jasper....Cause mood messers are THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!... Team Emmett....Cause wrestling bears is cool... Team Edward...Cause I gotta puke..... Team Carlisle.....Cause I need to be treated after puking... Team Jacob...Cause real men don't sparkle. Personally, I'm Team Jasper tho. Copy and Paste this to your profile, if you had a temper tantrum/fit/cried when you got 'You are not athourized to acess this funtion' when writing a story/reviewing/editing bio.(WAAAAA IT HAPPENED A FEW MINS AGO!!!) Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls (or tables. And lampposts. And rocks with people sitting on them eating ham sandwiches. And cows, but that’s a completely different story…) Yeah! Random sparkly vampires! (Whoo!) If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. (We actually did this at our friend’s party… Now, was it just me and Dodger, or did Looney join in too? And technically, it was that powder-y stuff you put on with a puffy thing, but it had the same effect. And it made us really pale too! We did it again at a party I had recently!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah!) If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. (Cross out one of and you have my life motto…) If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. (*bows down and worships bookcase*) If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! (Well no duh genius, you figure that out all by yourself?) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile (Well, I'm more of a freak, but you get my drift…) If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. (I pity you poor people who have to suffer it… It sucks when I'm halfway through reading a story, and then there’s an author’s note saying they’re stopping ‘cos they have writer’s block…) If you believe your own JASPER WHITLOCK HALE is out there somewhere, copy and paste this into your bio!!! (Read Dream On) Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except JASPER WHITLOCK HALE of course!!!) I don't obsess, I think intensely! (Haha, LOVE that one!) If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I just cried ‘cos no-one cared enough to catch me, and it HURT!!!) If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I LOVE YOU JASPER!!!) If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this. (You wanna hear me recite ‘em?) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!) If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (It was the marshmallows!!!) If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :-D >:-/ XD If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (You know, for someone who is supposed to be smart, I'm surprisingly thick…) If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Or banged your head where there’s a WATCH YOUR HEAD sign…) If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (It would have to be High School Musical wouldn’t it? Bop bop bop, FLOP LIKE A MOP!!!) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (Seriously, THE SHELF HATES ME!!! I bang my head on it at least once a day!!!) If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (Whoo! Go me!) Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! (Yes, I wear fur… BUT ONLY FAKE FUR!!! People, you can get lovely, soft and totally realistic fake fur, and you KNOW it won’t have fleas or other icky things in it, so why do we need to kill innocent rabbits and things just so we can have ‘fashionable’ clothes. Stop the cruelty!!! Would you kill a werewolf for his pelt?!?!?) I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... (I NEVER have anything to do!) If you love reading Twilight fan fiction copy and past this to your profile. (I’ve read so much I can barely remember what happened in the real series and what was just fabbydabbydoodah fan fiction.) If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy and past this to your profile. (Actually, I always had a bit of a thing for the Weasley twins…) If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile. (*twitch twitch* I'm not obsessed…) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!) If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (All the time… Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa!) If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your bio. (I even had Harry Potter underwear… Do you thing I can get pants with Jasper’s face on them?) If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I sobbed so hard, I couldn’t bear to read the rest of it for a couple of hours! But then, I cried in Breaking Dawn too, but I don’t want to spoil it for anyone else so…) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, it never happens when my shoes are untied. Ha, take that castle lady!!!) If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile (I burst into tears in the middle of WHSmiths ‘cos they said they were all out of Breaking Dawn… But they found a copy, so it’s all good. And OMC!!! I'm gonna go see the movie for my birthday!!! Whoo!!!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (My mum is considering banning the books and the internet… *twitch twitch*) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I HATE TREES!!! WHY MUST THEY STEP OUT IN FRONT OF MY PATH?!?!? Once, I rode my bike into a bush. It was a thorn bush, and you’d think that was bad enough, but there was a ditch behind it full of stagnant water… And we were camping at the time, so I had to go for another week without showering!!!) Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who don’t give a flying bullfrog, copy and paste this into your profile. (The flying bullfrog thing is my bit!) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Whoo! *bounces off walls*) If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (And everyone else on the planet…) If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Six and counting!!!) If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It’s always putting the CAPSLOCK on, I’ve no idea why, but I can totally sympathise with EdwardBiteMePlz, who I stole most of this off) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh, wait damn, I can’t claim that… Well, I haven’t died yet this year…) If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. (Although, I think everyone has a soul… IF THEY WANT ONE!!!) If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?) If you fell for that I laugh at you. (So do I EdwardBiteMePlz, so do I…) If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile (Now is it Robny? Ryonb? Robbyne (believe it or not, my ex used to spell my name like that…)) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell yeah! I hate fish. But I LOVE tuna.) If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Well, now I do!) Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (No, people KNOW I'm mentally insane. They’re just too polite, or too scared, to comment on it) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I spend my entire life reading/writing/wishing I could be reading/writing…) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP EMMET!!!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I know I'm in my own world, it’s ok, they know me here. I just got a magnet saying that, isn’t that cool?!?!?) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (Worse – it was actually orange juice, and I was wearing my only pair of white shorts… And then, to top it all off, I spilt ketchup down myself. Betcha all know how that looked…) If you ever laughed at something, and inhaled cheese, copy this into your profile. (Well, not cheese… I hate cheese… If someone makes me laugh when I'm drinking coke, it comes out my nose. I recently discovered it also happens with coffee (Thanks a lot Looney…)) If people mistake you for a vampire (*cough cough* or you are one *cough cough*)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (I think I actually convinced my granddad I was born in the Roman Era, because of my brilliant recount of history, and the incredibly realistic description I gave him of the first world war…) Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Have you seen it?) People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door (Haha, or a revolving gate… My brother was swinging on one, so I tried to slam it into the hinge, but he fell off and hit a wall…) I ran with scissors, and lived! (Haha, I LOVE running with scissors!) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (I say that all the time, people hate me for it…) If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile (I AM NOW! *evil laugh*) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! (I HATE it when people say that! It goes right under: ‘You just wanna have your cake and eat it too!’ WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF CAKE PEOPLE?!?!?) If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (I had a squealing fit in the middle of the music block at school because I saw the name Esme C on a wall. Ask Looney if you don’t believe me. I had another little fit later, ‘cos she introduced me to Esme C and she wasn’t a vampire…) If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (Didn’t we just talk about this? I have a fit if someone says Volvo, and I nearly passed out when I found out there were lambs in the field behind the campsite! (I went out that evening and named every last one Bella, or variations on the same)) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Meh, pessimism is more fun when it comes to people you like though.) If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. (Makes sense people!) Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. (Sing people, always SING!) If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.) "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown (Love that quote!) If every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile (Haha, my mum was tearing her hair out by the end of the month. Now, every time I see my sister, I say: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”) If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Or a red flower & New Moon, or a red ribbon and Eclipse (My favourite teddy’s ribbon is red. I keep him with me always) or a chess board and Breaking Dawn) When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. (I PROMISE!!!) If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the Twilight books Copy this into your profile (*looking in the mirror* Haha, I remember when Bella and Edward… Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, how did you know? Oh yeah, you’re me!) If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P (No, I just scream and squeal. Did you not read about my hissy fit in WHSmiths?) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (I haven’t slept in days…) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can never seem to spell the when I'm typing… Good thing I have spell checker huh?!?) If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (Haven’t we been over this before?) If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P (*bows down and worships* I got into a fight with my mum because she said Jasper wasn’t a real vampire ‘cos he wasn’t scared of garlic, and he was sunbathing with me…) If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile (Well, about that… Heheh…) If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile. (No, but I keep accusing people of being werewolves... And in science we were watching Hancock, and mine and Tasha's theory was that Carlisle was working at the hospital he got taken to!) If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile. (Does putting brackets at the end of each one count?) If whilst reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense. (Well, I already knew what it meant… I'm so ostentatious, they call me the Human Dictionary, which is, you know, ostentatious.) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character JASPER!!! from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why does everyone love Edward so much?) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Lexhen, I'm looking at you here…) If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (Well, how was I to know it wasn’t a random stranger? I’d just had my hair cut! And styled. And I was wearing a dress, which is totally out of character for me. I’d never have done it if I wasn’t so outrageously loyal.) If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (At least once a day. I trip on the stairs more often if I'm on the phone, as Looney will tell you. (My toe STILL hurts!!!)) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Whoo! That makes very little sense, but whoo!) 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm presuming this is American teenagers, or these statistics have been pulled out of the air, ‘cos I think maybe 2 percent of my school has tried smoking pot, not the other way round. But whatever, don’t do drugs, ‘cos drugs are bad, m’kay? (I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!!)) If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (OW! My eye!) 92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. (Who are Abercrombie and Fitch? But I'm laughing now, so…) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, what were we talking about again?) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (See above…) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Again, at least once a day. For example: when we were in a cheese factory in Cheddar, and I asked if they made the cheese on the premises… We were watching a demonstration at the time…) If you like corn, copy and paste this into your profile. (What type of corn are we talking ‘bout here? ‘Cos I love sweet corn…) If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum! If you are completely and so utterly obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN!!! you just want to take over the world and take the rights to the book, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WILL OWN THEM ONE DAY!!! I WILL OWN JASPER!!!) If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell girl, he’s good looking, rich, he loves you, and most of all… HE KNOWS JASPER!!! SNAP HIM UP QUICK!!! I may love Jazzy-Jazzy-Jasper, followed by pretty much every other male vampire in the book, and some of the females, more than Edward, but I’d take him it if was a choice between him and oh, I don’t know… Jacob?) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Haha, not very bright… But still, IT WAS SHINY!!!) If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. (*shivers* It was a river, but what the Hell, it’s water isn’t it?) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah! Read Tatashie’s Dream On spin off!) If you avoid ice-skating because last time it led to manslaughter charges, copy this into your profile. (Ow, my arse!) If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (And the chair had a back… How retarded am I?) AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (I LOVE YOU JASPER!!!) ADD is Automatic Death Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Is that where you constantly try to kill yourself, you constantly wish you were dead or you collapse and say: ‘I'm dying!’ If someone tells you something you don’t want to hear, don’t want to do, or are really excited about…? ‘Cos I have all three…) ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, one day my hyper-activity is gonna get me killed.) If you have ever fainted because someone made you forget to breathe, copy this into your profile. (But I didnt't faint.....Yeah, then I screamed at the person that made it happened, then it happened AGAIN cause I was screaming at them. Go figure) If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Well, personally, I don’t think you can count swaying on the spot as dancing, so…) And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. (Nope, but it DID happen with cows once… Or was that a dream…?) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Three words: READ. DREAM. ON.) 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (I LIKE BAGELS!!! …) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (*cries* I only have 6 and for 2 others I ahev 7) If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (Consider. At the moment, I'm leaning more towards calling the twins Jasper and Esme (WARNING! This is a JOKE people, I'm not really pregnant at 12 with twins(wtfff?! I nearly wrote 132 and I was loike wtf?? im not 132, Yeah, I'm a vampire and all, but I'm not THAT old...yet..))) You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (See? No red squiggly line! I’ve added Volturi, La Push and Quileute too! I even have Quileute on auto-correct!) If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. (And you people wonder why I don’t like Disney anymore…) Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMC!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Hi! Did you know that…? Umm… Err… BYE!) If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (No, really, if I didn’t have spell checker I’d be SCREWED!!!) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoops, sorry...) My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (All my friends are insane. They have to be to want to hang out with me!) If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, wait, it’s cool to be insane, crazy and/or random now?!?!? WTF?!?!? Then how come hardly anyone worships me?) "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (Nope, Jasper’s been right next to me the whole time… He never left. *Jasper nods sagely*) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Yeah! Stupid obnoxious snobby people! *goes off to do some obnoxiously snobby and ostentatious things…*) If you have ever stalked a teacher copy to profile. If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. (*sobs* *throws pillows at laptop* And I had a TT when I couldn't read Breaking Dawn) If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yep, that’s me!) If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Ooh! Something SPARKLY!!! Maybe it’s Jasper! *runs off after sparkly thing*) If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (DON’T TOUCH IT!!!) If you like pie and want all the world to know it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (GIMME MY PIE...When I first started on bribble, I would pm people and scream GIMME CHEEZE PIE...If they gave me some, I would 'eat' it and leave them alone, if not, then straightjacket them to a chair and shove my machine gun down their throat) Copy and paste if you like to play with tape. (OMC!!! TAPE!!! I love sticky tape! I like to tie people up with it! Ooh, IDEA!!!) If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Back in a mo… *wanders off aimlessly…*) If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (Nah, I run down up escalators) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (ITCHY!!!) If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (No, I like it more. I LURVE chocolate. And toffee. And nougat. Ooh, if you're ever in Somerset, in Cheddar Gorge, they have a shop which sells the most divine banana toffee and chocolate fish!) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I used to think, if you’re looking in a mirror, can you see a different dimension? But then I took science, and that was the end of that theory. If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile (NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!) If a friend of yours has eaten almost all of your triple chocolate chip brownies and then blamed it on forget-me-nots, copy and paste this into your profile (Not looking at anyone in particular… *glares at everyone who did*) If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to profile. (Cringe… *blushes* Well, how was I supposed to know it was… umm… a sexual term?!?) If you ever got mad because they haven't created a Gamegirl copy to profile. (They are so freaking SEXIST!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!) If you have ever fallen down while playing Dance Dance Revolution copy to profile. (No, I injured myself while dancing to Hannah Montana's Best Of Both Worlds) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (*twitch twitch* I bit the dentist once *twitch twitch*) If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Support Lucky and the rest of WinniePony’s Leprechauns!!!) “A good friend picks you up when you fall; a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.” (Don’t get any ideas…)

Stories Written (5)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Renesmee Cullen Goes To School Everyone 5/5 17 3 No 2255
Renesmee in school... I AM BACK, BETTER THAN EVER!!! Well, that's the theory.....
Funny stories. Teen 4/5 17 3 No 2770
Well, in this selection of stories, you'll find stuff to make EVERYONE LAUGH. Enjoy! GYS THE PURPLE FLAMINGO IS GETTING IT;S OWN SOTRY....,BUT THATS A PREVEIW OF CHAP.1
Cat and Wolf chase. Teen 4.5/5 11 3 No 1693
When Hazel goes to live in Forks Posessing a strange knowledge of vampires and 'were-wolves' But Hazel is also on a mission.... A mission for her life.... Banner Made By ScarlettBlushRated TEEN!!! For Stuffz...xD
Artbook Everyone 4/5 8 2 No 2
This is my twilight art :D
Crackfic XD Teen 5/5 6 3 No 5710
Hey, this is mine and ScarlettBlush's joint efforts to bring you....THE ONE, THE ONLY....CRACKFIC XD!!!!
Why does Bella bitch slap Emmett? Why is Carlisle under Esme's order? What is WRONG with Emmett? Who do the unsinkable rubber ducks belong to? And WHY do they keep breaking out into song? Warning: May damage mental health.

Series Written (2)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Paraody of the books 0/5 0 0
Funny paraodies of the books.
CrackFic XD 5/5 6 1
Hey, this is mine and ScarlettBlush's joint efforts to bring you, the one, the only, CRACKFICS!!! Warning: May damage mental health.