Hello! I'm Ashley, and I live in North Dakota. I am 13 years old, and I am a huge Twilight Fan, like every other member on Twilight Archives is...anyhoo, I cant even tell you how many times I've read Twilight because I've lost count! Also, I am team Emmett. Not Edward or Jacob, though both of them I am insanely in love with. But, seriously, Emmett is a lovable teddy bear!! Okay, thats all.
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. The kind of music that I like is mostly country. Not that old dolly pardon kind of music, but the Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley Kind of music. They are my favorite singers. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" and/or would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!” FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPSFRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walks right in and says "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Or afterlife. Sorry, couldn’t resist butting in… I’ll go away now…) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!” FRIENDS: Would read, and then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t! Ok, let's see if this works... Some of my favorite movies are Armageddon, which makes me cry every time I watch it, and I also love the HSM movies. I know, I know I like High School Musical, and those movies are stupid, blah blah blah. Well, shut up and deal with it, cuz I love em'. So there. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary.Crazy is when you doze off playing ur eternal ipod in ur head and are snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to wat seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you write fanfiction instead of fraction in math and start drawing hearts on your binder filled with drawings of Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. Crazy is when you wrap your Harry Potter and Percy Jackson books in tin foil and forgetting to help yourself because you think the worlds going to end. Crazy is when you're listening to your eternal Ipod (again) and all a sudden you start crying because a song you were just 'Listening' too reminds you of Bella when Edward left, then you have to mumble in explanation to your best friend about why your crying for no appearent reson. Crazy is bursting into song whenever you feel like it, and your friends are so used to it that they start singing too. Crazy is when you start blocking your thoughts with Beatles songs (because you don't know much of the bible or any Arabic) in case if Edward is nearby. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!In Honor of Stupid People Everywhere (and you know who you are)In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping." (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how??)On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (To Late!)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time? Besides, I love the smell of burning flesh)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.." (One would hope.)On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)30 Things We Learned From The Twilight Saga:1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise. True Boyfriend= When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
-Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention When she pulls away
-Pull her back When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
-Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does When she misses you
-she's hurting inside When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hers Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad -hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, -hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, -the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Text you. The kind of books I like to read are romance and mystery. Sometimes horror, depending on the author. I completely love to read, and you will always see me with a book or my Ipod. Some of my favorite books are the Twilight Saga(obviously), The Host, The Uglies Trilogy, The Sight, Fell, Firestarter, The Shining, Shadow Castle, and The face on the milk carton series. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? Some things I do in my spare time is read, go on Twilight Archives, watch TV, take a walk around the block, listen to music, and...read. This is a poem about abortion. If your against it, copy and paste it to your profile.Month oneMommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.Month TwoMommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.Month ThreeYou know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.Month FourMommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.Month FiveYou went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?Month SixI can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!Month SevenMommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.If you're against abortion, re-post this FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Are you tired, because you've been running hrough my mind all day.
Woman: Your still alive? Because you've been dying in my head all day. Some sports that I play are volleyball and basketball. I also like to run, but I'm not in track. Even thought I'm not the best at volleyball and basketball, I still love to play them. I got on the c team for both this year. But practice makes perfect, right? Quotes that I love: ~Only the government could cut off a foot form the bottom of a rug, sow it back on, and say the rug was shorter. -Mr. Sorenson ~Believe you can and your halfway there. -Teddy Roosevelt ~You see, freedom has a way of destroying itself. -Tally Youngblood, Specials ~Forbidden to remember, terriefied to forget. It's a hard line to walk. -Bella Swan, New Moon ~And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. -Edward Cullen, Twilight ~Best friends can become strangers. -Good Charlotte ~It was then that I carried you. -Author Unknown ~You might just start a chain reaction. -Rachel's Challenge ~Surround yourself with who you want to be. -Author Unknown ~Did you fall down again, Bella? -Emmett Cullen, Eclipse ~Failing isn't the worst thing in the world, quitting is. -Author Unknown ~We all have the ability. The difference is how we use it. -Stevie Wonder ~Never look down on anybody unless your helping them up. -Jesse Jackson ~The triumph can't be had without the struggle. -Wilma Rudolph ~What matters most is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. -Author Unknown ~Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -Author Unknown ~Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments thattake our breath away. -Author Unknown ~You...made...me...faint. -Bella Swan, Twilight ~Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase. -Martin Luther King Jr. ~If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. -Author Unknown ~Have you ever realized that your parents told you to walk and talk when you were younger, and now they tell you to sit down and shut up? -Rachel Lennick ~I burst out laughing, thinking what a strange siight we were. Two grown people, singing a song about teddy bears, in the pitch black, absurdly quiet night. -Axelle Cullen/Savannah Cullen, Catch the Wind ~A best friend is just a sister God forgot to give you. -Deborah ~Without the dark, we could never see the stars. -Bella Swan, Twilight 25 REASONS WE OWE OUR MOTHER 1. Our mother taught us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you are going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning." 2. Our mother taught us RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. Our mother taught us about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
week!" 4. Our mother taught us LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why." 5. Our mother taught us MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me." 6. Our mother taught us FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. Our mother taught us IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. Our mother taught us about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. Our mother taught us about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. Our mother taught us about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. Our mother taught us about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. Our mother taught us about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. Our mother taught us the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. Our mother taught us about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!" 15. Our mother taught us about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do." 16. Our mother taught us about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home." 17. Our mother taught us about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. Our mother taught us MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way." 19. Our mother taught us ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. Our mother taught us HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. Our mother taught us HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. Our mother taught us GENETICS.
"You're just like your father." 23. Our mother taught us about our ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. Our mother taught us WISDOM.
"When you get to be our age, you'll understand." 25. And our favourite: Our mother taught us about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... LOL! Funny experiences in school, at home, in a bakery store, etc.Watching an educational movie in science: Chris:"What does demise mean?" Jake:"Death." Chris:"Ah." In NDS: Mr.Sorenson:"Today is Heinz day, so if you need to catch up on anything, do it now." 5 MINUTES LATER: Lauren:"Oh!" Mr.Sorenson:"What?" Lauren:"Heinzis a kind of ketchup, and you said catch up!" Mr.Sorenson: Starts banging head on table Changes by Phyllis Lyn (I love this poem!) 'Friends Forever' you promised 'Together til' the end' We did everything with eachother You were my best friend When I was sad, you were by my side When I was scared, you felt my fear You were my best support- When I needed you, you were there You were the greatest friend, you always knew what to say: you made everything seem better as long as we had eachother, everything would be okay But somewhere along the line, we slowly came apart I was here, you were there, It tore a hole in my heart Things were changing our cheerful music reversed its tune It was like salt without pepper, a sun without its moon Suddenly, we were miles apart Two different with nothing the same It was as if we hadn't been friends; although we knew deep in our hearts, niether one of us was to blame You had many new friends, and luckily so had I But that didn't the hurt- The loss of our friendship made my cry As we grow older, things must change But they don't always have to end Even though it's different now, You'll always be my best friend You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You go to a party sit down and take myspace pics 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Random Facts About me: ~I don't like lotion. It makes me feel weird. ~I am always making up Twilight stories in my head ~My favorite Blizzard treat is Rees'es peanut butter cup. Yum. ~Speaking of food, I really want an egg Mcmuffin right now. ~I am scarily obsessed with Twilight. Very scarily obsessed. Recommended Writers on TA: ~Chadley ~eternitys_charm ~jaclynheartz09 ~awsomealice94 ~Looney Icon Time!!!!!! ps: * means that they are one of my fav. icons * * * * * haha I love this pic! *Drool...* *giggles* Aw, Good Ol' Emmett I adore Renesmee... FYI: I did not make any of these up, I used this handy-dandy thing called 'copy and paste'. It works wonders.
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|This is a story of Isabella Swan, who was born and raised in Volterra, Italy. One Night, Bella is exploring the forbidden areas of Volterra and, with her luck, comes across Felix, Jane, and Aro...drinking a human's blood. SUddenly, Bella's world gets thrown into chaos, including exhiliratingly fast speed, outstanding beauty, remarkable powers, inhuman strength, and, of course, love. * The Cullen's will come into the story eventually, but not for a while.|
Leader of the Saviors, a very powerful and famous group of vampires.
Daughter of Adam and Eve Carter, the first vampires to walk the planet, also known as the Ones.
Sister to Brian, who is 5 years older than her, and Gregoryk Carter, who is 6 years older than her and members of the Saviors.
A dear and long-time friend to Tina Hendrickson, John Arnegard, and Shawn Greenlake, who are also members of the Saviors.
She is more than 3.5 billion years old.
She is the most powerful vampire in the world, owning the powers to stop time, control all four elements. burn people from the soul out until they are just a pile of ash, which is 10 times more painful than the transformation into a vampire, the ability to turn human, a physical and mental shield, and being able to talk to the members of the Savior and the Ones inside her head.
But the Cullen's don't know any of this. They think Bella Carter is Bella Swan, a human. *Rated teen for some swearing.
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