MissCiarax

Hey, Im Ciara ( said like kira) I enjoy everything twilight but thought the movie cut too much out and she should have found out the right way!! im 14 I was born 5-5-95 and my lucky number is 5!! i spent hours finding the right ones for me Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls (or tables. And lampposts. And rocks with people sitting on them eating ham sandwiches. And cows, but that’s a completely different story…) Yeah! Random sparkly vampires! (Whoo!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah!) If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. (Cross out one of and you have my life motto…) If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. (*bows down and worships bookcase*) If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! (Well no duh genius, you figure that out all by yourself?) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile (Well, I'm more of a freak, but you get my drift…) If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. (I pity you poor people who have to suffer it… It sucks when I'm halfway through reading a story, and then there’s an author’s note saying they’re stopping ‘cos they have writer’s block…) Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairsI don't obsess, I think intensely! (Haha, LOVE that one!) If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this. (You wanna hear me recite ‘em?) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!) If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (It was the marshmallows!!!) If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Or banged your head where there’s a WATCH YOUR HEAD sign…) If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (It would have to be High School Musical wouldn’t it? Bop bop bop, FLOP LIKE A MOP!!!) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (Seriously, THE SHELF HATES ME!!! I bang my head on it at least once a day!!!) If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... (I NEVER have anything to do!) If you love reading Twilight fan fiction copy and past this to your profile. (I’ve read so much I can barely remember what happened in the real series and what was just fabbydabbydoodah fan fiction.) If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile. (*twitch twitch* I'm not obsessed…) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!) If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (All the time… Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa!) If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I sobbed so hard, I couldn’t bear to read the rest of it for a couple of hours! But then, I cried in Breaking Dawn too, but I don’t want to spoil it for anyone else so…) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, it never happens when my shoes are untied. Ha, take that castle lady!!!) If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile ( I'm gonna go see the movie at midnight with my BFF Sophie!!! Whoo!!!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (My mom is considering banning the books and the internet… *twitch twitch*) Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who don’t give a flying bullfrog, copy and paste this into your profile. (The flying bullfrog thing is my bit!) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Whoo! *bounces off walls*) If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (And everyone else on the planet…) If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Six and counting!!!) If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. (Although, I think everyone has a soul… IF THEY WANT ONE!!!) If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?) If you fell for that I laugh at you. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell yeah!) If you know that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile but honestly don’t care, copy and paste this into your profile Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (No, people KNOW I'm mentally insane. They’re just too polite, or too scared, to comment on it) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I spend my entire life reading/writing/wishing I could be reading/writing…) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP EMMETT!!!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I know I'm in my own world, it’s ok, they know me here. ) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If people mistake you for a vampire (*cough cough* or you are one *cough cough*)...copy and paste this onto your profile. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Have you seen it?) I ran with scissors, and lived! (Haha, I LOVE running with scissors!) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (I say that all the time, people hate me for it…) If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile (I AM NOW! *evil laugh*) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! (I HATE it when people say that! It goes right under: ‘You just wanna have your cake and eat it too!’ WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF CAKE PEOPLE?!?!?) If whenever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and paste this to your profile. If whenever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and paste this to your profile. (Didn’t we just talk about this? I have a fit if someone says Volvo) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Meh, pessimism is more fun when it comes to people you like though.) If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. (Makes sense people!) Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. (Sing people, always SING!) If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.) "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown (Love that quote!) If every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Or a red flower & New Moon, or a red ribbon and Eclipse or a chess board and Breaking Dawn) When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. (I PROMISE!!!) If you walk around you house talking to yourself about something that happened in one of the Twilight books Copy this into your profile (*looking in the mirror* Haha, I remember when Bella and Edward… Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, how did you know? Oh yeah, you’re me!) If whenever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (I haven’t slept in years…but then again I’m a vampire so it doesn’t really matter. No wait...or has it been centuries? Time passes so dang fast...its hard to keep track. Its 1801, right?) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can never seem to spell the when I'm typing… Good thing I have spell checker huh?!?) If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (Haven’t we been over this before?) If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile (Well, about that… Heheh…) If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile. (I only did this in tribute to all my buddies at school. I AM PALE! Oh no! They’re onto me! Back off! Or I’ll get to Volturi!) If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile. (Does putting brackets at the end of each one count?) If whilst reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense. (Well, I already knew what it meant… I'm so ostentatious, they call me the Human Dictionary, which is, you know, ostentatious.) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Thanks Lily! What a random act of kindness…pushing Kevin into the street at the bus stop. INGENIOUS! Why didn’t I think of that?) If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Whoo! That makes very little sense, but whoo!) 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm presuming this is American teenagers, or these statistics have been pulled out of the air, ‘cos I think maybe 2 percent of my school has tried smoking pot, not the other way round. But whatever, don’t do drugs, ‘cos drugs are bad, m’kay? [Glamorgirl, you watch your back. You’ve got a pissed off American vampire coming after you. And all my relatives who live in Forks (hey, somebody’s gotta live there okay?) It’ll be YOU yelling on horseback “the Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!” We’ll win this war…again.] If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (OW! My eye!) 92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (for being a proper English girl- you sure have a dirty mouth. Clean it up, with Orbit White! CHEESY SMILES ALWAYS WORKS) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, what were we talking about again?) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (See above…) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum! If you are completely and so utterly obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN!!! you just want to take over the world and take the rights to the book, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WILL OWN THEM ONE DAY!!!) If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell girl, he’s good looking, rich, he loves you…SNAP HIM UP QUICK!!!) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Haha, not very bright… But still, IT WAS SHINY!!!) If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (And the chair had a back… How retarded am I?) AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Does it count, considering I am a vampire?) ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, one day my hyper-activity is gonna get me killed.) If you have ever threatened to go to Italy because someone won’t do something COPY AND PASTE MY SWEET, COPY AND PASTE!!! If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Well, personally, I don’t think you can count swaying on the spot as dancing, so…) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?". 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (See? No red squiggly line! I’ve added Volturi, La Push and Quileute too! I even have Quileute on auto-correct!) If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. (Just noticed that now…) Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMG!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Hi! Did you know that…? Umm… Err… BYE!) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (All my friends are insane. They have to be to want to hang out with me!) If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, wait, it’s cool to be insane, crazy and/or random now?!?!? WTF?!?!? Then how come hardly anyone worships me?) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yep, that’s me!) If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Shoot! Alice, I told you coming was a bad idea! That freak saw us! Shoot! We're sparkling! Dang it! Alice! ALICE! Argh! (quote from my recent trip to Italy...chasing after Edward again. Why does he keep thinking I'm dead?)) If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (DON’T TOUCH IT!!!) If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Back in a mo… *wanders off aimlessly…*) If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (These college age guys, like, stared at us. Then they ran up! They got in TROUBLE! It’s not my fault the up elevator wasn't working...and that Webkinz Cocoa Dinosaurs awaited us at the top...yeah, I'm so immature.) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (ITCHY!!!) If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile (NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Support Lucky and the rest of WinniePony’s Leprechauns!! f you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.) 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You go to a party sit down and take myspace pics 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you love the song 'Shadow of the Day' post this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen, although that would be super cool), copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yeah. My mom told me Edward wasn't real. It hurt me. Deeply.) If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep. I'm the only sane person left. Look! A semi-colon!...Yeah.) If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Edward more than Bella, post this on your profile. If you wanted to throttle Jacob Black (a.k.a. the dog that ruined everyone's lives) during New Moon or Eclipse, post this on your profile. Ok, this is going to sound way obsessed with Twilight, When you read the good reviews about Twilight on the back cover and your heart soars, post this on your profile. If you have ever tried to keep over 200 fanfics in our head, and not get confused... which led to your head exploding in confusion, copy and paste this. wow i just copied and pasted these from kitty kat cullen shes my personalitly double it seems... hmmm