Nostalgia

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls (or tables. And lampposts. And rocks with people sitting on them eating ham sandwiches. And cows, but that’s a completely different story…) Yeah! Random sparkly vampires! (Whoo!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah!) If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. (Cross out one of and you have my life motto…) If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. (*Bows down and worships bookcase*) If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! (Well no duh genius, you figure that out all by yourself?) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile (Well, I'm more of a freak, but you get my drift…) If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. (I pity you poor people who have to suffer it… It sucks when I'm halfway through reading a story, and then there’s an author’s note saying they’re stopping ‘cos they have writer’s block…) Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs I don't obsess, I think intensely! (Haha, LOVE that one!) If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this. (You wanna hear me recite ‘em?) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!) If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (It was the marshmallows!!!) If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Or banged your head where there’s a WATCH YOUR HEAD sign…) If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (It would have to be High School Musical wouldn’t it? Bop bop bop, FLOP LIKE A MOP!!!) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (Seriously, THE SHELF HATES ME!!! I bang my head on it at least once a day!!!) If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... (I NEVER have anything to do!) If you love reading Twilight fan fiction copy and past this to your profile. (I’ve read so much I can barely remember what happened in the real series and what was just fabbydabbydoodah fan fiction.) If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you ever’s and 'you know your obsessed when's then copy and past this to your profile. (*twitch twitch* I'm not obsessed…) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!) If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (All the time… Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa!) If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I sobbed so hard, I couldn’t bear to read the rest of it for a couple of hours! But then, I cried in Breaking Dawn too, but I don’t want to spoil it for anyone else so…) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, it never happens when my shoes are untied. Ha, take that castle lady!!!) If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile ( I'm gonna go see the movie at midnight with my BFF Sophie!!! Whoo!!!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (My mom is considering banning the books and the internet… *twitch twitch*) Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who don’t give a flying bullfrog, copy and paste this into your profile. (The flying bullfrog thing is my bit!) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Whoo! *bounces off walls*) If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (And everyone else on the planet…) If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Six and counting!!!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. (Although, I think everyone has a soul… IF THEY WANT ONE!!!) If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?)If you fell for that I laugh at you. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell yeah!) If you know that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile but honestly don’t care, copy and paste this into your profile. Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (No, people KNOW I'm mentally insane. They’re just too polite, or too scared, to comment on it) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I spend my entire life reading/writing/wishing I could be reading/writing…) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP EMMETT!!!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I know I'm in my own world, it’s ok, they know me here. ) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (*cough cough* or you are one *cough cough*)...copy and paste this onto your profile. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Have you seen it?) I ran with scissors, and lived! (Haha, I LOVE running with scissors!) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (I say that all the time, people hate me for it…) If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile (I AM NOW! *evil laugh*) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! (I HATE it when people say that! It goes right under: ‘You just wanna have your cake and eat it too!’ WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF CAKE PEOPLE?!?!?) If whenever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and paste this to your profile. If whenever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and paste this to your profile. (Didn’t we just talk about this? I have a fit if someone says Volvo) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Meh, pessimism is more fun when it comes to people you like though.) If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. (Makes sense people!) Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. (Sing people, always SING!) If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.) "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown (Love that quote!) If every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile. If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Or a red flower & New Moon, or a red ribbon and Eclipse or a chess board and Breaking Dawn) When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. (I PROMISE!!!) If you walk around you house talking to yourself about something that happened in one of the Twilight books Copy this into your profile (*looking in the mirror* Haha, I remember when Bella and Edward… Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, how did you know? Oh yeah, you’re me!) If whenever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (I haven’t slept in years…but then again I’m a vampire so it doesn’t really matter. No wait...or has it been centuries? Time passes so dang fast...its hard to keep track. Its 1801, right?) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can never seem to spell the when I'm typing… Good thing I have spell checker huh?!?) If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (Haven’t we been over this before?)If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight copy and paste. If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile (Well, about that… Heheh…) If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile. (I only did this in tribute to all my buddies at school. I AM PALE! Oh no! They’re onto me! Back off! Or I’ll get to Volturi!) If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile. (Does putting brackets at the end of each one count?) If whilst reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense. (Well, I already knew what it meant… I'm so ostentatious, they call me the Human Dictionary, which is, you know, ostentatious.) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Thanks Lily! What a random act of kindness…pushing Kevin into the street at the bus stop. INGENIOUS! Why didn’t I think of that?) If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Whoo! That makes very little sense, but whoo!) 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm presuming this is American teenagers, or these statistics have been pulled out of the air, ‘cos I think maybe 2 percent of my school has tried smoking pot, not the other way round. But whatever, don’t do drugs, ‘cos drugs are bad, m’kay? [Glamorgirl, you watch your back. You’ve got a pissed off American vampire coming after you. And all my relatives who live in Forks (hey, somebody’s gotta live there okay?) It’ll be YOU yelling on horseback “the Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!” We’ll win this war…again.] If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (OW! My eye!) 92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (for being a proper English girl- you sure have a dirty mouth. Clean it up, with Orbit White! CHEESY SMILES ALWAYS WORKS) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, what were we talking about again?)If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (See above…)If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum!If you are completely and so utterly obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN!!! you just want to take over the world and take the rights to the book, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WILL OWN THEM ONE DAY!!!)If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell girl, he’s good looking, rich, he loves you…SNAP HIM UP QUICK!!!)If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Haha, not very bright… But still, IT WAS SHINY!!!)If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (And the chair had a back… How retarded am I?) AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Does it count, considering I am a vampire?)ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, one day my hyper-activity is gonna get me killed.)If you have ever threatened to go to Italy because someone won’t do something COPY AND PASTE MY SWEET, COPY AND PASTE!!!If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Well, personally, I don’t think you can count swaying on the spot as dancing, so…)Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?".98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (See? No red squiggly line! I’ve added Volturi, La Push and Quileute too! I even have Quileute on auto-correct!)If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. (Just noticed that now…)Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMG!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!)If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…)If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?)If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Hi! Did you know that…? Umm… Err… BYE!)My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (All my friends are insane. They have to be to want to hang out with me!) If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, wait, it’s cool to be insane, crazy and/or random now?!?!? WTF?!?!? Then how come hardly anyone worships me?) If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yep, that’s me!) If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Shoot! Alice, I told you coming was a bad idea! That freak saw us! Shoot! We're sparkling! Dang it! Alice! ALICE! Arch! (quote from my recent trip to Italy...chasing after Edward again. Why does he keep thinking I'm dead?)) If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (DON’T TOUCH IT!!!) If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Back in a mo… *wanders off aimlessly…*) If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (These college age guys, like, stared at us. Then they ran up! They got in TROUBLE! It’s not my fault the up elevator wasn't working...and that Webkins Cocoa Dinosaurs awaited us at the top...yeah, I'm so immature.) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (ITCHY!!!) If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile (NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!)The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profileIf you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, he... If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..OR "Damn!! We did it wrong!!"
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON’T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You go to a party, sit down, and take Myspace pics 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen, although that would be super cool), copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yeah. My mom told me Edward wasn't real. It hurt me. Deeply.) If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep. I'm the only sane person left. Look! A semi-colon!...Yeah.) If you love Edward more than Bella, post this on your profile. Ok, this is going to sound way obsessed with Twilight, When you read the good reviews about Twilight on the back cover and your heart soars, post this on your profile. If you have ever tried to keep over 200 fanfics in our head, and not get confused... which led to your head exploding in confusion, copy and paste this. ( )_( )
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All stories are true, some just never happened. Being insane has never stopped me before. When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing. There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been a weird little kid. Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. The fastest way to suceed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own. Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amatuers built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not gonna answer. I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. You say I'm not cool. I'm good with that. Cool is a similiar form of cold. And if you're not cold, you're hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere. Love is when you walk all the way across the classroom to sharpen your pencil in order to see him then realize your pencil is a mechanical one. They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself; it's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." if you hate it that Elmo talks in third-person but then you talk in third person your self , c&p this to your profile. (heheh) Elmo loves crayons, goldfish, and that's about it. yeah! random sparkly vampires! If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. RANDOM! what? nothing. oh. if you talk to your self c&P this to your profile. Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate! If you want Bella and Edward to get married, copy and past this to your profile. If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers) If you have ever worn your pants to school backwards, didn't notice it until you were using the bathroom, and changed your pants right there in the stall, copy and paste this into your profile. If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile! If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (twilight caused it...) 10 Commandments of a Teenager(This is SO funny I had to put in my pro! Doesn't apply to me, though.) 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle) Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profileFRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walks right in and says "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Or afterlife. Sorry, couldn’t resist butting in… I’ll go away now…) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!” FRIENDS: Would read, and then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t! List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. 1. Bella 2. Edward 3. Firestar 4. Sam 5. Lyra 6. Emmett 7. Milagros 8. Alice 9. Spottedleaf 10. Dyna(OC) 11. James 12. Melanie 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Last time I checked, James was dead and Emmett was with Rosalie, so no and no. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I think Sam is handsome, but I don't know about hot. Though, he does always have a temperature, so I guess he' 10.9 degrees hot. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? First off, they're both girls. Second off, Alice is a vampire and can't get pregnant. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No I havn't read any. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NOO!!!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither. One's a human girl, one's a female cat, and one's an Elemental, so I don't think that would work out too well. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She would probably walk right back out. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Firestar sees Dyna flying overhead and sprints back to ThunderClan in a panic, thinking she's some sort of mutatnt bird that ShadowClan has created to take over the lake. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Does shopping count as fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Love and Miracles (I know, cheesy, but if you read the stories [the real ones, not the fanfictions] the title really fits) 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? ...No? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nobody I know likes to draw James. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Edward/Sam/Lyra. NO WAY IN HECK!! 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Suddenly I See by Ashley Tisdale. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Bella/Emmett/Melanie fanfiction. Contains: practical jokes, Watch Your Step signs, aliens, and some mature content. Veiwer Descrestion is advisded. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I don't remember. Do you remember what you were doing a month ago last Tuesday? 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Bella and Milagros are in a happy relationship until Spottedleaf runs off with Milagros. Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James and a brief unhappy affair with Melanie, then follows the wise advise of Lyra and finds true love with Firestar. Ok first of all, Milagros is with Pablo, so that's the end of that. Second, Spottedleaf is a medicine CAT, and is therefore forbidden to fall in love, and would never run off with a human in the first place. The James part would probably work better with the next one, which brings us back to the point of Bella not being lesbian or dating people that are already with someone else. Also, Lyra can give good advice, but she would never tell Bella to get together with a cat who already has a mate and kits. When all's said and done, this is one messed up love story. 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Help Adult 5/5 5 1 No 570
Myspace Banner Generated by MyBannerMaker.com Forty years after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella are on another honeymoon. But when unseen forces tear them apart, it is up to their familly to bring them back together. This is my first fanfiction, so be generous. Adult rating is a precaution for some of the later chapters.
Miracle Girl Teen 5/5 16 6 No 4084
13-year-old Bella is in California visiting Charlie when Edward's adopted sister, Alice calls. The news leads to a startling train of events that only bring them closer. Some fluff, some angst, some humor... Okay, let's just say that this story is a mixed bag. Teen for angst and romance in future chapters, but I'm going to do my absolute best to keep this PG-13 at the most. AU, AH, sort of OOC, just enough to make the story make sense. Mostly Bella and Edward's point of view, but some others. This is just my second fanfiction, but please be generous and read it!! I have most of it written already, so the more reviews the more chapters!!

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Miracle Girl 5/5 16 1
Currently contains Miracle Girl: 13-year-old Bella is in California visiting Charlie when Edward's adopted sister, Alice calls. The news leads to a startling train of events that only bring them closer. Some fluff, some angst, some humor... Okay, let's just say that this story is a mixed bag. Teen for angst and romance in future chapters, but I'm going to do my absolute best to keep this PG-13 at the most. AU, AH, sort of OOC, just enough to make the story make sense. Mostly Bella and Edward's point of view, but some others. Coming soon: Diamonds in the Mud: Rosalie and Jasper's story Set 2 years after Miracle Girl. The Cullens go with Bella to visit the orphanage that Alice came from. There, they find two siblings with a startling story to tell. AU, AH, some OOC, just enough to fit the story. Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett's point of view. Will probably be a few chapters longer than Miracle Girl, which you must read first or it won't make sense. I want to make this a trilogy, but I need at least one review per chapter before the next one goes up.