Vampiro

Hello :-D My name is Hanne (YES, WITH AN E). I have read 3 of the books in the Twilight saga, because in my country nr. 4 isn`t on sale yet. But I do know what happens and all, just not all the details. I live in Norway (Hurray... I`m so sick of the cold!) Edward and Bella Pictures, Images and Photos" alt="Edward and Bella" title="Edward and Bella" width="118" height="30"> If you have ever called your friend a werewolf, copy this into your profile. (I have kind of cold skin, and my friends was like shrieking "Your so cold!" and I go like "Well, sorry I`m not as warm as you, dogs!") If you have ever put something in the refrigerator that doesn`t belong there, copy this into your profile. (Hey, that shampoo was a little hot!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! (Duh...) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (What is wrong with nerds? We are cool!) If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe your own JASPER WHITLOCK HALE is out there somewhere, copy and paste this into your bio!!! (I love Jasper and Edward!!! Actually, I love all the Cullens, but they are the hottest of the hottest!) If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!) If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Charmingal said it was the marshmallows! Maybe she was right? xD) If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :-D If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. ("Why isn`t this thing working?!" - "Uhh, you might wanna try to push the ON-button?") If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Not actually, but I trip A LOT! And crash into walls. One time I was talking to a couple of cute boys and I lean on a door and the door just open and I fall xD) If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (So many! Now I`m singing Boom Boom Pow, even though I think it`s the most hideous song ever made xD) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (The walls! They`re evil!) I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... (I NEVER have anything to do!) If you love reading Twilight fan fiction copy and past this to your profile. If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Jasper Hale and Edward Cullen copy and past this to your profile. (But, when I watched The Goblet of Fire I cheered for Cedric Diggory!) If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (I also talk to my dog. He`s a really good listener!) If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your bio. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile! (My friends always think I get a little bit over excited over things. First it was The Jonas Brothers, though I still think they are great, then it was Harry Potter, and then Twilight!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (One of my friends slapped me to make me shut up! xD LoL. I love her!) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who don’t give a flying bullfrog, copy and paste this into your profile. (I`m always defending the ones the "populars" are bullying. "You think you own this place, but guess what: YOU DON`T!, I screamed at them once xD) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Even when I haven`t eaten the whole day!) If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (And everyone else on the planet…) If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It’s always putting the CAPSLOCK on) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Unless I get hit by a truck later in the afternoon.) If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?) If you fell for that I laugh at you. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile (I spelled it Hane, which in my contry means Hen. A guy in the class over me always calls me Sara, cause he called me that once. He knows my name, he just likes to call my Sara. It`s annoying!) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (*gasp* Oh, my Gosh! We have the same ring!) If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Only my friends. In class me and my best friend are the silent ones that only speak when we are asked to, but when we go home it`s like we change personality!) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. (I once spilled orange juice on my ridingteachers sister.) I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile! 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (My moms best friend has a dog named Jasper! xD) If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.) "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown. (Found it on some page, and I thought it was cool. If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (And I see apples a lot! I eat like 5 in a day!) When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the Twilight books Copy this into your profile If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P. (I pissed off my teacher because we were watching some kind of scary movie with the class and it was about vampires. I was like "Vampires sparkle!".) If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile. (Emmet - Never Think! hahahhaha. sorry, I thought that was hilarious.) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character JASPER!!! from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Edward too, but there is something about Jasper...) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (Kind of, I was leaning in to look at something in my face and my noce collide with the mirror. My friend ran into a glass door once and the whole thing smashed. She was five and her big sister was chasing her) If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (One time I was mattressurfing (YEP, I THAT`S WHAT I SAID) down the stairs, but the mattress didn`t slide, but I did...) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (I live in Norway, and it isn`t as bad there, but almost. God, I have a little astma so I hate it when people smoke when I`m in the room.) If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (One time. But I never take my hair behind my ears, I end up looking like a 80`s horse.) 92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. (I`m assuming that`s a store? LoL. But we have some stores here also that is like that. Steier, G-Turn... blah!) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (What was I talking about again? What did we just talk about?) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you like corn, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum! If you are completely and so utterly obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN!!! you just want to take over the world and take the rights to the book, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (In my defense, that kid totally looked like Taylor Lautner! Don`t like Jacob, but come on, he is hot!) If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. (It was n the ocean, it was by one of the most annoying in my class) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (At least 5 times a week. Always in school!) AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been dazzled by a horrifically perfect vampire *cough* JASPER!!! *cough*, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been dragged around the shops for hours on end by your best friend, copy this into your profile. (Not really, I`m always dragging my friends around the shops!) If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Seriosly, and football. I can`t kick the ball without at least one person getting killed!) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (A while ago I was in gym and someone throws a ball at me and I suddenly realize that I`m in gym.) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. ("Sorry, I forgot that we had math-test, teacher") My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (Well, the Cullens have been here for quite a while, haven`t they?) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. ("WHAT? Listen to me, Miss.Library, I`m gonna go mad if Breaking Dawn isn`t gonna come until November!" I`m serious, they don`t even have it in English!) If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I also think about the things I thought before I thought about the thing I was gonna say. Did that make sense? xD) If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (I HAVE to have chocolate!) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile If a friend of yours has eaten almost all of your triple chocolate chip brownies and then blamed it on forget-me-nots, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (I also called my friend Mariel for Mariella xD)

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Eternity Everyone 5/5 15 6 No 4002
Edward and Bella got married in January. It is now February and Bella finds out that she is pregnant.

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